Ozzy619
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Congrats, didn't realize u were hitched now.
MESO-Rx
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Tinder, and your successes with it!
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Congrats, didn't realize u were hitched now.
TRT
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I've got some Tinder stories. After a failed marriage and she had 2 kids that were from another marriage, I skipped out happily. Can't pick up woman in a mini van (it was a nice Honda Odyssey. lol) 13 days into being single and I sell the van and buy a C6 Corvette.
So, I pick up my first one who says she's not a big drinker. We get to the bar and she starts pounding drinks. I mention the drinking and she says she's just nervous and needs to relax...ya okay. So long story short I did something she didn't like so she smacks across the chest and says "Are you fucking serious?" ...just like my x use to. I almost punched her. So I slam on my breaks in the middle of the road and tell her to get out. She slams the door with the seatbelt in it and it costs me $1200 for the door alone.
A month later and I meet the woman I'm with now. A 25 year old Colombian virgin...or use to be anyways. lol
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So, I pick up my first one who says she's not a big drinker. We get to the bar and she starts pounding drinks. I mention the drinking and she says she's just nervous and needs to relax...ya okay. So long story short I did something she didn't like so she smacks across the chest and says "Are you fucking serious?" ...just like my x use to. I almost punched her. So I slam on my breaks in the middle of the road and tell her to get out. She slams the door with the seatbelt in it and it costs me $1200 for the door alone.
A month later and I meet the woman I'm with now. A 25 year old Colombian virgin...or use to be anyways. lol
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RodgerThat
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Sounds like you got a bit of a temper issue you need to work out and you deserved that door replacement. Who the fuck says they almost punched a girl and then leaves the girl in the middle of the road, I don't give a fuck what she did sit there and drive her back home in silence if you have too.
TRT
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I did end up picking her back up actually and I really wouldn't have punched her obviously it's an expression of anger. You don't hit woman. That's how I knew the door was fucked. I got out to open it for her. I didn't want to but I did.
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GearGodess
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Mirage... that was a strip joint in the next city over from mine!!! Lmao
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TRT
Member
@RodgerThat
Oh and if I wanna feel like hitting a bitch after being smacked for 5 fucking years by one based on the soul fact that guys can't hit woman then ya. I have every right to feel that way.
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Oh and if I wanna feel like hitting a bitch after being smacked for 5 fucking years by one based on the soul fact that guys can't hit woman then ya. I have every right to feel that way.
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GearGodess
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Haha that's how women have it all day every day... we can pick and choose... woman being turned down... I have yet to see that, very rare occurrence... just sayinJust wait
I dont go out looking for tang. So at this point in my life i enjoy being a complete dick to chicks. Hot, ugly, average. I got what i need and thats a freeing feeling. Ever seen a hot ass chick for the first time get turned down? Their not used to that. And i enjoy playing my role
Now get off my lawn
But you Trukker, your Queen is all you need at home! Soon she'll be out lifting you too [emoji6]
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GearGodess
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So I have a question to all you playboys. .. ever hook up with a girl on forums??? Ever thought about it?
I ask because I saw it go down on another board... twice... about 4 years ago and some of you know him and her... she lived in Canada and he was in NY. They met up, fell in love, got married, had a baby and are still together. ..
More recently, another couple hooked up in Cali and so far so good!
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I ask because I saw it go down on another board... twice... about 4 years ago and some of you know him and her... she lived in Canada and he was in NY. They met up, fell in love, got married, had a baby and are still together. ..
More recently, another couple hooked up in Cali and so far so good!
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Roger rabbit
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@GearGodess... what kind of question is this? You know damn good and well men would hook up with a chick on a forum[emoji23][emoji23]
The better question is... have you hooked up with a man on a forum? Or female [emoji2]
The better question is... have you hooked up with a man on a forum? Or female [emoji2]
Meeting this SMOKESHOW redhead tonight from the good old Tinder, is she 18? Maybe! Yes, she is.... Fuck it.
You and I have hooked up, so yeah. I've also hooked up with @TANGO.ECHO.KILO @gr8whitetrukker @Eman @Thenewera and some others who I'm embarrassed to admit. So, I guess everyone here knows they should get tested now, which really gets a load off of my chest, so to speak.
In all seriousness, I've thought about it. But, it's tough because you can't see people's faces here, and I don't know where most of them live.
*Shoutout* if you see me on tinder, swipe right. I'm probably STD free.
Roger rabbit
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Post the pics[emoji16]
I hooked up with @TANGO.ECHO.KILO here!
But his luxurious beard tickled my ballz and it did make me laugh too much
But his luxurious beard tickled my ballz and it did make me laugh too much
legendary
Member
Psh... Herpes doesn't stand a chance against Eman.
You named Trukk but there are still others you're embarrassed to admit?!?
GearGodess
Member
Haha... it's a legit question. I've seen 2 matches made from people I got to know on othwr boards and they hooked up. So I wondered if any of you have... I already know you guys would in a heartbeat if the opportunity presented itself. [emoji6][emoji39]
As for me, I have gotten asked out, told that they are in love with me as well as several marriage proposals. But I never hooked up with anyone from forums...
You boys can be silly creatures sometimes...well...most of the time!
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GearGodess
Member
Shhhhh.... that was our secret. .. now Eman and Trukker and others will know.... [emoji8] love you all!
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legendary
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GearGodess
Member
Omg that is one of the better offers! Hmmmm.... if you can swing custom pink plates and dumbells too then it's a yes!!! [emoji7]
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legendary
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Done!
