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@Crazy-Canuck

The rudeness serves a purpose during vetting as well as the source needing to perform every stupid request he receives. Just Imagine if he got all pissy after I told him something like "my piss after a heavy night of drugging and drinking has more anabolic properties than this shit brew you are trying to sell us". Or if simply knowing that I bitch slapped his sister after she gagged while taking my load down her throat sets him off, how is he gonna act when the real issues come up and he is accused of selling someone some shit gear? Somehow you need to find out how they respond to angry accusations under pressure and you gotta get them riled up to find that out. That is the reason for the rudeness. Plus it's fun :). I really need to make more time for this vetting cause I really enjoy the hell out of it.

So when you go out to a nice restaurant you tell your Waiter you had better food at McDonald's to see if he spits in your food? When you go to your bank to look for a mortgage, you ask your banker for a bicep pose to vet him from other mortgage brokers? Or when you're at the hospital getting a surgery done, you tell your doctor you pinched his sister's nose while she swallowed your load making her choke?
 
@Elite_Labs now that I know you're awake, go dig your setup out that panty drawer and snap some pics. You had a member ask you about this days ago. You should have complied with his request by now whether you just brewed or gonna brew next week.
 
So when you go out to a nice restaurant you tell your Waiter you had better food at McDonald's to see if he spits in your food? When you go to your bank to look for a mortgage, you ask your banker for a bicep pose to vet him from other mortgage brokers? Or when you're at the hospital getting a surgery done, you tell your doctor you pinched his sister's nose while she swallowed your load making her choke?

Funny thing is, I just might. I really have a strange sense of humor :)

Edit: I actually work out with my banker so the bicep pose just might be a reality hehehe. Lighten up doc. This is supposed to be fun for us. And besides, I've seen your sense of humor and it appears to be just as strange as mine lol
 
Come on @Elite_Labs, you're gonna have to start complying with member requests. customer satisfaction is part of your job here. If you don't want to give us some tit pics, reason with us and give us something else we want. Like lab pics. Be the conscientious negotiator I know you can be and start snapping pics
 
Better than the trend on Meso recently, questionable gear from sources acting like they're the one doing you a favor... This guy just has questionable gear with a so far humble attitude lol... Maybe we're on the upswing!



I swear to God, doc... If you turn out to have been CDN all this time I'm going to be SO upset with you. :)

Hahahahahahaha. What you don't know can't hurt you :p
 
Don't worry, I won't get involved again. I have nothing to hide in my previous posts. Knock yourself out. I was having a discussion. SO what? It's true isn't it? That's exactly what this source is doing. Ignoring almost anything.

So now everyone reading this knows that you only need to be polite, hardly answer any questions to source here. Don't supply any pics at all. Sit back and let the cash roll in. The white knights will surface and help the source seem legit. That's exactly what you and Eman are doing. Taking attention off of him and onto me. That helps him out.
Eman is too much of a bitch so he needs you to fight for him? How fucking romantic. You two take windy walks and kiss in the moonlight? Pathetic, a man who cannot stand on his own isn't a man at all.

The best sources don't post pics to appease ppl. You're either a noob or an idiot, maybe both. Eman is the bitch yet you can't take any criticism for your ridiculous posts without walkin away with your tail between your legs lol. Oh the irony.

You still never replied to the comments about your post history....what are you hiding?
 
I got pm'ed a pic of doc. I'm not sayin' he's Canadian, but... Well, just have a look for yourself and make up your own mind.
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I don't think we should start cutting doc down. He's a solid dude here. He's just doing what he thinks is right. Just like any other member here
No no. I'm not cutting him down at all. That was a joke. I've got respect for the man. Well, as much as you can have over the Internet.

Edit: eman made a cdn comment and I was just working with that. I should've quoted it
 
@Iron Vett You seem like a good guy. I appreciate your candor.

I don't want to take anymore attention from this source. He should be under the bare lightbulb. I won't respond to side track anymore. We need to put the pressure back on him and off each other.

He won't supply jack shit. The doctor has already made that ok by saying pics are for colouring books. So don't worry. A new precedent has been set by the good doc.

I've been brewing gear for over 20 years myself but according to him a pic can't tell you shit...I wouldn't recognize anything...amazing...so every time a new source ignores a request, thank @Docd187123 ...he made all this possible.

Doc and his girlfriend Eman....spring love....very romantic...

And you thought only Canada provided free eucations huh??? You're welcome sweet cheeks :)
 
Funny thing is, I just might. I really have a strange sense of humor :)

Edit: I actually work out with my banker so the bicep pose just might be a reality hehehe. Lighten up doc. This is supposed to be fun for us. And besides, I've seen your sense of humor and it appears to be just as strange as mine lol

You should ask your banker for a reduced mortgage rate if you squat more than him. Or ask him to pay 2 months of your mortgage if you can pull more than him. Yes I do have a weird sense of humor.

I got pm'ed a pic of doc. I'm not sayin' he's Canadian, but... Well, just have a look for yourself and make up your own mind.
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Thank you for blurring out my face.
 
The best sources don't post pics to appease ppl. You're either a noob or an idiot, maybe both. Eman is the bitch yet you can't take any criticism for your ridiculous posts without walkin away with your tail between your legs lol. Oh the irony.

You still never replied to the comments about your post history....what are you hiding?
I really want to see his melting point equipment with Meso,his lab name and the date. I have a sneaking suspicion it's just a burner and a laser temperature gun. This is fine for at home and personal use but if he is gonna come on this board and tout this as part of the value of his lab, I want to see it. Until then I consider his claim of being able to perform melting point tests accurately to be an outright lie.

Edit: I already have a good idea that the restt of the equipment will be the standard home brewing items
 

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