Fuck this was good

The last time I went to Basken Robbins I asked for the largest thing they had. The guy put 2 scoops in a giant waffle cone just like that. Then I said , "That's only 2 scoops, I need 3 scoops. Look, I'm gonna make this easy on you here, make believe I some 500 lb fat fuck and give me the works!!!"

Now I want more after your photo, thanks dick!!!!
 
The last time I went to Basken Robbins I asked for the largest thing they had. The guy put 2 scoops in a giant waffle cone just like that. Then I said , "That's only 2 scoops, I need 3 scoops. Look, I'm gonna make this easy on you here, make believe I some 500 lb fat fuck and give me the works!!!"

Now I want more after your photo, thanks dick!!!!
Now that is one hell of a story!
 
Now that is one hell of a story!
Nah, let me tell you one hell of a story here.....so when my brother and I were kids the only place in town to get ice cream cones was on the lake. Well it was always windy up there and often still cool outside being that it was up north and next to the lake. We would beg my father to take us to get ice cream there, and it was almost always in the evening time.

We would always have the same routine, we would eat our cones and walk around on these gigantic rocks that surrounded the parking lot. But we would usually get cold and ask to leave shortly after.

My father worked in the car business and always drove a demo car that was clean as a whistle. The problem my brother had was he was smaller and could never eat his cone fast enough before it melted.

My father would be yelling at him in the car, "hurry up, eat the damn thing, come on!!! You're gonna spill it, eat the damn thing faster!" Then my Dad would reach over and rip the cone out of his hands and toss it out of the window on him and we would come home with my brother in tears. Then a fight would ensue between my parents over it. It happened almost every time we got ice cream, it's one of my fondest memories of my brother getting fucked with. I told him to buy my Dad an ice cream cone the next time he comes to visit, and then rip it out of his hands and throw it away!!!!
 
The last time I went to Basken Robbins I asked for the largest thing they had. The guy put 2 scoops in a giant waffle cone just like that. Then I said , "That's only 2 scoops, I need 3 scoops. Look, I'm gonna make this easy on you here, make believe I some 500 lb fat fuck and give me the works!!!"

Now I want more after your photo, thanks dick!!!!


Funny you called me dick as my name is Richard lol
 
Depends on how many fans of those threads there are. If they like them I'll keep it rolling

I fuckin love them. Still looking for the BBQ sauce, but I talked my wife into ordering one of those pans. I live in a bumfuck town that's a little behind the times. Couldn't find one in any local stores.
 
Nice to meet you Richard!!!! And coincidentally that's my dad's name, the guy who tossed out the ice cream on my brother every time!!!
Bet your brother even now must still expect his ice cream to get thrown out again lol. I am sure he'll now eat it fast!

Bet you both still joke about that haha.
 
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