Where can I find homebrew guide?

[Jaggermeister]

Delete this shit.

 

[ickyrica]

Is this a real post? Joking right? Everyone knows you use super glue

 

[wilbur858]

God this is hilarious.

 

[Jaggermeister]

After a thinked a few seconds, I figured that the raw powder is already esterified..

 

[wilbur858]

But I'll save you hours of confusion. You find some sketchy raw powder source off the interwebs, use a sketchy means of payment, and assuming they send you anything at all and don't steal your money, they'll probably send you some dirty raw test E powder (please note the ester is already attached AND WILL ALWAYS BE ATTACHED FOR ANY HORMONE YOU PURCHASE LOL). Also note there'll probably be some added and unwanted heavy metals in your powders that'll cause some unwanted health problems later down the road, but that's the name of the game.

Then to brew, you find some sketchy site that has recipes for percentages of oil, benzyl benzoate, and benzyl alcohol and you literally add them together and apply heat and wait for it to dissolve. Then filter and sterilize in your oven. Then let cool and shoot it up just like heroin.

Please don't try home brewing. PLEASE. you were so fucking retarded that you literally thought you had to glue the ester to the hormone. GTFO of here. This is too dangerous for people like you and you're going to give an even shittier name to people who are on gear.

 

[Jaggermeister]

Dude shut the fuck up. When did I say I had to glue the ester u dipshit? I thought u had to bind it with some chemicals, that's all. I thought that for a few seconds. Fuck off man.

 

[ickyrica]

Op, don't listen to that dude. He's just being obtuse.

Really, super glue is the ticket. I prefer gorilla glue but any old brand will suffice

 

[wilbur858]

Dude shut the fuck up. When did I say I had to glue the ester u dipshit? I thought u had to bind it with some chemicals, that's all. I thought that for a few seconds. Fuck off man.

You have too thin of skin to be posting stupid questions on a forum.

 

[wilbur858]

Op, don't listen to that dude. He's just being obtuse.

Really, super glue is the ticket. I prefer gorilla glue but any old brand will suffice

You caught me. I was just yaking your chain, OP. Gorilla glue is definitely the ticket but you can really make anything work.

 

[ickyrica]

Delete this shit.

no man, it's cool. I once too thought that I had to attach the ester to the hormone at some point during brewing lol. Kidding, that never happened.

Relax dude, people post stupid shit. I posted a picture of a guy sitting on a road cone to fuck with a dude. I didn't go back and delete it though. That's just weak imo

 

[XmadXscientist]

Lol wish I could've seen the original post but the responses you two had are perfection!

 

[master.on]

In case it was a legit question
but OP was just too afraid to ask

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