bros has anyone had a true squirter? Not a chic that gushes cum (mine does). I’m talking projectile squirt...
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tenpoundsleft
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Waterfountain style, oh yes.
Walked around in the hotel with this tiny girl on my shoulders one night last year, hands under her ass, legs on my shoulders, and it was like something squeezing a squirt bottle each time she came, a solid shot right down my throat.
And with me on my back, she got me in the face while riding, shooting water all over. Messy and satisfying, def no fake orgasm.
She wasn't half as crazy as some in the Japanese porn vids though.
HIGHRISK
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Yep married to her
Yup I did. It was cool at first, but after a while honestly got annoying cuz every time it's like we had to put down towels first. And there was no quickie, because I was getting blasted when she'd squirt lol
tenpoundsleft
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Absolutely, really annoying - only fun for a wild one-nighter in a hotel. It's a curse on an ongoing basis. My ex started doing it after our second child, definitely contributed to the deterioration of our marriage.
At my house we just call it pee.
or Bear Grylls style foreplay
or Bear Grylls style foreplay
Sorry, but something she had no control over played a part in your separation from her?
My gf gives horrible head, but it doesn't affect my loyalty to her one bit.
tenpoundsleft
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Of course it plays a part - if conjugal relations gradually go to zero, you think that has no impact?
Your ex carried your children and a side affect was squirting and in turn you use that as a reason to end things with her? Yah I'd say you're a disloyal POS who was just looking for an excuse. Yes sex is important in a relationship, but no way I's dump my baby momma over something like that ESPECIALLY when it's a result of giving me children!
tenpoundsleft
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Are you nuts?
Talk about totally distorting the big picture based on one little piece of information - do you work for CNN?
I'm just going off what you said man. I got nothing against you at all, but what you said and how you said it was pretty low in my books. I'm not attacking you brother so hope you don't feel that way. Hard to accurately communicate via internet ok
HIGHRISK
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LMFAO!! I literally have a towel hanging on my head board. I can control weather she squirts or not so its not that bad.
tenpoundsleft
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I'm just going off what you said man. I got nothing against you at all, but what you said and how you said it was pretty low in my books. I'm not attacking you brother so hope you don't feel that way. Hard to accurately communicate via internet ok
Apology accepted - assuming that's what it was - chats on the interweb are easy to misread.
Not wanting to turn this into a marriage counselling column - but lack of intimacy really gets to you over the years, and eventually it was time to say fuck it and get divorced because our interests had clearly diverged over the years. She was quite happy with church, kids, and work - it was obvious that I hadn't been on the list in a long time, other than perhaps to show off as an accessory (I clean up really well).
Sexless Marriage is Grounds for Divorce - The Law Office of Van A. Larson, P.C.
Squirting wasn't *the* trigger of course, that's Shallow Hal level, but insofar as it reduced sex and intimacy, it had a role. My ex has become one frigid cold-hearted bitch over the years, that's all. Should have figured it out when I met her mom - that's who she's turned into. Advice for the younger guys here.
Let's drop this - depressing.
More to the story I understand and not a good topic for debate. I hope you have a tight n dry chick now AND half your age(assuming you are not 25) lol
@tenpoundsleft you the religious guy always posting about morals and the decay of society etc and you dumped your wife and mother of your child that you married with god as your witness; for better or worse, in sickness and in health till seat do us part etc......and then quote secular law to justify yourself. The same secular law you see as the work of Satan, smh.
Your just a fornicator.
Religious hypocrite confirmed.
Are there any religious people that are not full of shit?
Your just a fornicator.
Religious hypocrite confirmed.
Are there any religious people that are not full of shit?
tenpoundsleft
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More to the story I understand and not a good topic for debate. I hope you have a tight n dry chick now AND half your age(assuming you are not 25) lol
Most importantly, Wife 2.0 is genuinely affectionate, you don't realize how important that is until you get it again. She is 24 years younger, roughly half my age - and exceedingly tight.
Most importantly, Wife 2.0 is genuinely affectionate, you don't realize how important that is until you get it again. She is 24 years younger, roughly half my age - and exceedingly tight.
Well let's just cross our fingers she don't get overly wet during sex lol
Your original post didn't say anything about lack of affection, only being too wet so that's why I said what I did. Affection absolutely needs to be there so I fully understand.
I've met women that pee themselves when they are tickled, some that pee themselves when they sneeze. It is just piss when a woman squirts. Piss mixed with vaginal secretions. But mostly piss.
