Tinder, and your successes with it!

[RodgerThat]

Was in the states yesterday and as one does you find a wifi hotspot to do some ol swiping. So was in the Starbucks parking lot trying to get wifi to figure out how to get somewhere and then I started swiping cause I ain’t in no hurry and I was in a new place. Anyways one of the girls say like 0.2miles away I look beside me and she’s on her phone in the car literally beside me. I get her attention she rolls down her window and 45minutes later she gives me a preemptive “I’m a squirter” in my car while we be having fun and I say that’s could be fun but not even 10 seconds later boom she did not lie and I now need my car detailed. But! If I’m ever passing through the states she said if I give her 2 hours notice of when I’d be passing through she can be ready anytime so like that’s cool lol

 

[Ozzy619]

Was in the states yesterday and as one does you find a wifi hotspot to do some ol swiping. So was in the Starbucks parking lot trying to get wifi to figure out how to get somewhere and then I started swiping cause I ain’t in no hurry and I was in a new place. Anyways one of the girls say like 0.2miles away I look beside me and she’s on her phone in the car literally beside me. I get her attention she rolls down her window and 45minutes later she gives me a preemptive “I’m a squirter” in my car while we be having fun and I say that’s could be fun but not even 10 seconds later boom she did not lie and I now need my car detailed. But! If I’m ever passing through the states she said if I give her 2 hours notice of when I’d be passing through she can be ready anytime so like that’s cool lol

That my friend is a bad ass story, I'm glad I can live vicariously through this thread. Keep slaying them!

 

[Swiper]

whats the std rate on that site?

 

[TRT]

Met me GF on there. Been together for almost 2 years now.

 

[14Red88]

Fat chicks single moms and hookers. That's what you get on Tinder. Not to say there isn't a normal girl on there but they're few and far between most girls that are hot get hit on 50 times a day just going to the store to get a gallon of milk. They don't need to go on Tinder like us with raging hormones with boners lead in the way. Like us with raging hormones with boner leaving the way. With all that said I love and there back girls single mom and hookers, I got this hooker to come over one time for $100 she was local I popped a Viagra and a Cialis and I was on a Tren and testosterone cycle I murdered it 4 hours, 2 weeks later she called me up wanting to hang out on an non business for the a personal aspect.lol I love Tinder best thing they ever made you sit on your couch and meet hundreds of girls fuckingawesome

 

[ハカク]

Who uses Tinder?

haven’t used it.

whats the std rate on that site?

i assume it’s high.

 

[JesterBOB]

I don’t know, maybe I’m old or I have a prejudiced opinion about dating sites. But I am sure that the ladies who are there are not very reliable and very promiscuous and accessible. I would not mess with such - because expect trouble from them.

 

[barbell001]

I keep meaning to try this out as I am one of the few that as yet never have - What the hell do you do though if you meet up with someone who looks nothing like their picture and is a complete dog? How do you get out of it lol

 

[Megadick3000]

I keep meaning to try this out as I am one of the few that as yet never have - What the hell do you do though if you meet up with someone who looks nothing like their picture and is a complete dog? How do you get out of it lol

Just bring two paper bags. One for her head, and one for yours incase hers falls off.

Plus make sure your drunk and high on coke. Also double wrap ur dick.

 

[Cherokee]

Check out SEEKING, it's a sugarbaby site, I pick up women 20 years younger than me all the time on it.

 

[barbell001]

Just bring two paper bags. One for her head, and one for yours incase hers falls off.

Plus make sure your drunk and high on coke. Also double wrap ur dick.

Have any of you guys ever seen an ex on there when scrolling through people or had them find you?? LOL

 

[malfeasance]

Check out SEEKING, it's a sugarbaby site, I pick up women 20 years younger than me all the time on it.

Isn't that a site for girls "seeking" a monthly allowance?

 

[malfeasance]

I am assuming Tinder has changed since the glory days of 2016, when this thread started . . .

 

[Cherokee]

Isn't that a site for girls "seeking" a monthly allowance?

Yes, but.... after talking to them, many don't want $, and a lot are 18-21 year old college girls, horny as hell. Top quality pussy!

I would rather pay $100 vs $50,000 alimony / child support, etc.

A fried of mine just handed $50,000 to his old wife, and they are separated, not even divorced. She runs up a $2,000 credit card bill every month on top of it... and she's old n ugly!

 

[JesterBOB]

I keep meaning to try this out as I am one of the few that as yet never have - What the hell do you do though if you meet up with someone who looks nothing like their picture and is a complete dog? How do you get out of it lol

Here I think a call supposedly from work will save you and you urgently need to go to work, it’s very urgent to run.

 

[JesterBOB]

Just bring two paper bags. One for her head, and one for yours incase hers falls off.

Plus make sure your drunk and high on coke. Also double wrap ur dick.

It may take a lot of alcohol to brighten up the degree of disappointment from the girl. And maybe I won’t be able to drink enough to balance the situation.

 

[Sp2.0]

I keep meaning to try this out as I am one of the few that as yet never have - What the hell do you do though if you meet up with someone who looks nothing like their picture and is a complete dog? How do you get out of it lol

Nothing a couple hurricanes wouldn't fix.

 

[Megadick3000]

It may take a lot of alcohol to brighten up the degree of disappointment from the girl. And maybe I won’t be able to drink enough to balance the situation.

Obviously youve never taken cocaine sir.

Alcohol will polish up her looks a little with beer goggles.

Cocaine will make you such a sexual deviant you wont give a shit what she looks like, infact youd probably revel in the fact shes fugly as heck. I know i would.

To be honest you dont even need the alcohol, just the cocaine plus a boner will suffice.

There was this very long/popular thread on a drug forum aboit cocaine and watching porn, the conclusion is theres no porn hardcore enough to satisfy you on coke, just like theres no woman ugly enough to turn you off.

 

[malfeasance]

Yes, but.... after talking to them, many don't want $, and a lot are 18-21 year old college girls, horny as hell. Top quality pussy!

I would rather pay $100 vs $50,000 alimony / child support, etc.

A fried of mine just handed $50,000 to his old wife, and they are separated, not even divorced. She runs up a $2,000 credit card bill every month on top of it... and she's old n ugly!

So there are 18-21 year old girls on a site meant for them to get money for sleeping with old guys, and they don't want money?

Why are they on that site?

And what do you mean $100?

And out of curiosity, how much is normal to be asking for from the girls who are on there for the purpose for which the site is designed? I assume it depends on how hot they are, but, since you have been on it, what is the range they are asking, and what is normal?

 

[Cherokee]

So there are 18-21 year old girls on a site meant for them to get money for sleeping with old guys, and they don't want money?

These are average girls, average humans. They first get interested in it because of the $, and curious, and many are just horny and shy. So, if you talk to them, you can develop a friendship with some of them, and they totally overlook like $. Some are just looking for an excuse to be a slut.

Why are they on that site?

curious, shy, low self esteem. Some came looking for $ obviously. Some with depression, or other mental issues.

And what do you mean $100?

A lot of these girls will do the nasty for $100-$200.

And out of curiosity, how much is normal to be asking for from the girls who are on there for the purpose for which the site is designed? I assume it depends on how hot they are, but, since you have been on it, what is the range they are asking, and what is normal?

Price is all over. Does not depend upon looks, depends on how stupid/horny/hard up they are for $.

$100 is decent money for some of these girls. I would say the average is $200? Some idiots aim for $400. Some girls in a pinch say $100

I've had more than one girl on here say she would let me take her out to a swingers club, just because of her low self esteem, she wants to see if guys will want to fuck her .