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TitaniumGear (TGI) said:
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all the through the gym
Not a gym rat was stirring
And the lights were all dim

The dumbells were all racked
In order with great care
With hopes that saint nick
Would soon do a set there

The bodybuilders were in hgh comas
Carpel tunneled even in bed
While visions of pro cards
Danced in their heads

My missus in her nighty
And me in the buff
We were worn out from fucking
My peter smelled like her muff

When out on the lawn
Arose such a clatter
I did a set up of push ups
Then checked on the matter

I looked out the window
Expecting to see saint nick
Instead the the light gave way
To some muscle bound prick

He was jacked as fuck
Shoulders round and full
Over his chisled chest
Was a stringer made of wool

He walked up to the front entry
He kicked in my door
It lay there shattered
Like my hopes and dreams on the floor

He had a flat rate box in hand
Dude was built like a tank
He was filling the stockings
With tiny vials that would clank

Who are you i asked
My voice shook with fear
I'm TGI he stated
And i brought you some gear

Take some of these orals
And pin this whole stack
Eat clean and lift heavy
And you too can be jacked

As he tore ass on his harley
Over the pipes he did yell
Happy gains, motherfuckers
I'll see you in hell!
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Dude, this touched my heart, truly!!!
 
TitaniumGear (TGI) said:
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all the through the gym
Not a gym rat was stirring
And the lights were all dim

The dumbells were all racked
In order with great care
With hopes that saint nick
Would soon do a set there

The bodybuilders were in hgh comas
Carpel tunneled even in bed
While visions of pro cards
Danced in their heads

My missus in her nighty
And me in the buff
We were worn out from fucking
My peter smelled like her muff

When out on the lawn
Arose such a clatter
I did a set up of push ups
Then checked on the matter

I looked out the window
Expecting to see saint nick
Instead the the light gave way
To some muscle bound prick

He was jacked as fuck
Shoulders round and full
Over his chisled chest
Was a stringer made of wool

He walked up to the front entry
He kicked in my door
It lay there shattered
Like my hopes and dreams on the floor

He had a flat rate box in hand
Dude was built like a tank
He was filling the stockings
With tiny vials that would clank

Who are you i asked
My voice shook with fear
I'm TGI he stated
And i brought you some gear

Take some of these orals
And pin this whole stack
Eat clean and lift heavy
And you too can be jacked

As he tore ass on his harley
Over the pipes he did yell
Happy gains, motherfuckers
I'll see you in hell!
Click to expand...
your fucking great
 
kaizoku said:
How much did your doc give you?

First time I saw my current primary care doc we were bullshitting about working out and he said he has no problem prescribing test for guys my age if they have lower than average test, but that he wants to see blood work come back in the 600 TT range.

Keeping a straight face after that was pretty damn hard.
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150 mgs every 3 weeks wtf!
 
TitaniumGear (TGI) said:
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all the through the gym
Not a gym rat was stirring
And the lights were all dim

The dumbells were all racked
In order with great care
With hopes that saint nick
Would soon do a set there

The bodybuilders were in hgh comas
Carpel tunneled even in bed
While visions of pro cards
Danced in their heads

My missus in her nighty
And me in the buff
We were worn out from fucking
My peter smelled like her muff

When out on the lawn
Arose such a clatter
I did a set up of push ups
Then checked on the matter

I looked out the window
Expecting to see saint nick
Instead the the light gave way
To some muscle bound prick

He was jacked as fuck
Shoulders round and full
Over his chisled chest
Was a stringer made of wool

He walked up to the front entry
He kicked in my door
It lay there shattered
Like my hopes and dreams on the floor

He had a flat rate box in hand
Dude was built like a tank
He was filling the stockings
With tiny vials that would clank

Who are you i asked
My voice shook with fear
I'm TGI he stated
And i brought you some gear

Take some of these orals
And pin this whole stack
Eat clean and lift heavy
And you too can be jacked

As he tore ass on his harley
Over the pipes he did yell
Happy gains, motherfuckers
I'll see you in hell!
Click to expand...

Lmao
@tgi
U are burnt the fuck up
That’s some good shit
Lol
 
TitaniumGear (TGI) said:
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all the through the gym
Not a gym rat was stirring
And the lights were all dim

The dumbells were all racked
In order with great care
With hopes that saint nick
Would soon do a set there

The bodybuilders were in hgh comas
Carpel tunneled even in bed
While visions of pro cards
Danced in their heads

My missus in her nighty
And me in the buff
We were worn out from fucking
My peter smelled like her muff

When out on the lawn
Arose such a clatter
I did a set up of push ups
Then checked on the matter

I looked out the window
Expecting to see saint nick
Instead the the light gave way
To some muscle bound prick

He was jacked as fuck
Shoulders round and full
Over his chisled chest
Was a stringer made of wool

He walked up to the front entry
He kicked in my door
It lay there shattered
Like my hopes and dreams on the floor

He had a flat rate box in hand
Dude was built like a tank
He was filling the stockings
With tiny vials that would clank

Who are you i asked
My voice shook with fear
I'm TGI he stated
And i brought you some gear

Take some of these orals
And pin this whole stack
Eat clean and lift heavy
And you too can be jacked

As he tore ass on his harley
Over the pipes he did yell
Happy gains, motherfuckers
I'll see you in hell!
Click to expand...
FUCKING. AWESOME.

Lol even my girl loved it
 
TitaniumGear (TGI) said:
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all the through the gym
Not a gym rat was stirring
And the lights were all dim

The dumbells were all racked
In order with great care
With hopes that saint nick
Would soon do a set there

The bodybuilders were in hgh comas
Carpel tunneled even in bed
While visions of pro cards
Danced in their heads

My missus in her nighty
And me in the buff
We were worn out from fucking
My peter smelled like her muff

When out on the lawn
Arose such a clatter
I did a set up of push ups
Then checked on the matter

I looked out the window
Expecting to see saint nick
Instead the the light gave way
To some muscle bound prick

He was jacked as fuck
Shoulders round and full
Over his chisled chest
Was a stringer made of wool

He walked up to the front entry
He kicked in my door
It lay there shattered
Like my hopes and dreams on the floor

He had a flat rate box in hand
Dude was built like a tank
He was filling the stockings
With tiny vials that would clank

Who are you i asked
My voice shook with fear
I'm TGI he stated
And i brought you some gear

Take some of these orals
And pin this whole stack
Eat clean and lift heavy
And you too can be jacked

As he tore ass on his harley
Over the pipes he did yell
Happy gains, motherfuckers
I'll see you in hell!
Click to expand...
Is anyone else thinking POETRY THREAD???
Because I’m totally feelin it!!!
 
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