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After driving away horribly.LMAO! They did their martial arts on you and teabagged you, didn’t they?
Worst drivers are the fucking uber and Lyft assholes. These pea brained, lazy fucks need to get the fuck out of the way. Here's a hint: if you rely on money from one or both of these companies as income you failed at life. Take your income stream and drive it off the tallest bridge you can find please.After driving away horribly.
LMFAO!!!After driving away horribly.
Am i the only one that wishes i could fucking get off faster? Seriously. And don't get me started on the 30 minutes blowjobs.
And before that whole...the right woman...blah blah...my chick does EVERYTHING a guy could want...like, all of it. Still...i wanna be the guy that could step out back for a 3 minute quickie and head back inside like nothing happened...
LMAO! They did their martial arts on you and teabagged you, didn’t they?
Totally agree. Lyft Uber drivers followed by Prius drivers followed by Asian females.Worst drivers are the fucking uber and Lyft assholes. These pea brained, lazy fucks need to get the fuck out of the way. Here's a hint: if you rely on money from one or both of these companies as income you failed at life. Take your income stream and drive it off the tallest bridge you can find please.
Whoa whoa there. Calm down big fella. No need for being over dramatic.Fuck man, I really hope I didn't inject that into my muscle. If this happened with one bottle it's going to happen to all of them.
Did she make her favorite soup for you? Creme of Sum Yung Gai?Well one Asian granny smiled and pulled down my shorts and proceeded to submerge my balls in her ancient, toothless mouth..not gonna lie it felt pretty good so I didn’t stop her
Fuck man, I really hope I didn't inject that into my muscle. If this happened with one bottle it's going to happen to all of them.
I better not give my listTotally agree. Lyft Uber drivers followed by Prius drivers followed by Asian females.
Well one Asian granny smiled and pulled down my shorts and proceeded to submerge my balls in her ancient, toothless mouth..not gonna lie it felt pretty good so I didn’t stop her
Did she make her favorite soup for you? Creme of Sum Yung Gai?
Women and their complexes. Had a girl friend a long time ago that would come over once a week to get some. She was very attractive and Id get so worked up before she came over that Id usually down 3-4 beers beforehand so I didn’t bust too quick. She thought I drank those beers because she was ugly or something and I needed beer goggles...Same. Always lasted a while but as I get older it's more so. Good thing is I can fuck all night like a porn star (which I'm fine with and makes girls thrilled). Bad thing is it gives women a complex so I have to explain it and even then it fucks with their heads. Better than the alternative by far...certainly keeps women happy and coming back (though I like to think I have a lot of positives outside this). Before I was in a relationship I'd mess with older divorcees into their 50s. Nothing like giving some older chick on Match the epic all night fucking of her life and watching the gears turn in their heads!
Dude... one more secret I trust you with and Chris Benoit for you!!!!![]()
Chris Benoit for you as well!You threating my papa!? That ain’t gonna fly no matter how good you are at what you do
Is that a way of asking for a bad spot on flat bench? Please please please teabag [emoji477] me!!!I go up to every Asian/white or “whasian” at the gym and ask them if they are @T-Bagger by simply asking “t-bagger?” Hasn’t gone over well
