@bolder
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right here
I'll tell you how I became top dog at slingin' gear.
In mom's basement born and raised
Planning cycles was where I spent most of my days
All about maxin' but no treadmill or swim
And taking my D-bol outside of the gym
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started selling untested gear in my neighborhood
I got one little idea and made plans, but they were loose
I thought if i could only get some raws tested Meso would love my juice
I wished for testing and when it came near
The thread said W&M and it became perfectly clear
If anything I could say that this chance was rare
But I thought 'yeah, let's get it' - it's a sign like a flare.
It wasn't over night, it took seven or eight...
When I yelled to the competition 'Yo prissy smell ya later'
I looked at my community
We were finally here
Buncha happy little fuckers
All pinning tested gear.