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That would be terrifying if he tried to rape me. Dude can and has mauled me. Busted my nose open this week because I kept dropping my hands. Guess instead of my gun in my bag at the gym it’s going in my shortsHe wants to bone you.
To be honest if you whispered that in my ear I may or may not get aroused. Just saying No homo.So I decided to take my wife out for some drinks with some friends. Me, being the romantic man that I am, leaned over and whispered in her ear....”I just ordered a shit ton of growth hormone for each of us,” sending shivers up her spine. It’s gonna be a good night.
Heathen Hammer is my fight nickname. Well if I actually ever get in the ringHow many hot sluts got the hammer? If you know what I’m saying
I get hit on by this black chick half my age. I don’t understand how she can’t tell by the way I look and the tattoos I’m not into black chicks. She’s nice but damn it makes me uncomfortable. I get the married ones that are always interested and I’m not looking for that,Well maybe she was intimidated by you in the gym and now she’s let you know she wants you to feed her to your mattress?
There’s this chick at my gym who’s always asking me about workouts and bs. Problem is her bf is always there with her but works out separate from her. I try to be as short as possible with her because he’s always watching. He never says shit to me besides what’s up. I feel bad for him because it’s disrespectful imo. But I’m twice his size so he probably feels worse.
Well maybe she was intimidated by you in the gym and now she’s let you know she wants you to feed her to your mattress?
There’s this chick at my gym who’s always asking me about workouts and bs. Problem is her bf is always there with her but works out separate from her. I try to be as short as possible with her because he’s always watching. He never says shit to me besides what’s up. I feel bad for him because it’s disrespectful imo. But I’m twice his size so he probably feels worse.
I get hit on by this black chick half my age. I don’t understand how she can’t tell by the way I look and the tattoos I’m not into black chicks. She’s nice but damn it makes me uncomfortable. I get the married ones that are always interested and I’m not looking for that,
Got fooled once already![]()
I mean I was at a fitness convention after allDon’t understand the confusion.
There’s Jay Cutler, 4x Mr O, and the piece of shit QB not worth naming.
I’ll send you the one from last year, fucking snake. Just do me a favor and kidney thump her.Send the married ones my way!
You haven taken a ride on the African side yet? Best lay ever. Girl in HS absolutely had her way with me. Light skinned though, maybe that doesn’t count. Still crazyI get hit on by this black chick half my age. I don’t understand how she can’t tell by the way I look and the tattoos I’m not into black chicks. She’s nice but damn it makes me uncomfortable. I get the married ones that are always interested and I’m not looking for that,
Got fooled once already![]()
I’ll send you the one from last year, fucking snake. Just do me a favor and kidney thump her.
You haven taken a ride on the African side yet? Best lay ever. Girl in HS absolutely had her way with me. Light skinned though, maybe that doesn’t count. Still crazy
Yeah...they come with some serious issues though...maybe make sure she never knows where you live.Tried my hand at latina this year. I don’t think I could ever switch back lol
Nope, don’t find them attractive in the least bit.You haven taken a ride on the African side yet? Best lay ever. Girl in HS absolutely had her way with me. Light skinned though, maybe that doesn’t count. Still crazy
It’s all pink on the inside... but I’m with you, it doesn’t really do it for me. I had to find out for sure though.Nope, don’t find them attractive in the least bit.
I think I’m a cool kid too!! Will see with this post.Officially a cool kid now![]()
