So I'm Chilling with a Pirnstar Tonight

[TX_Hempknight]

To keep it real here fellas, any slut that was recorded giving a handjob in a bathroom on a cell phone considers themselves a porn star.

 

[nervje]

thats why the ""

I’m sure a horse would take offense to having its dong compared to that. That’s hardly hung like a horse.

 

[LeoTC]

thats why the ""

Whatevs, sure she's still packing more than, and she can actually get it up. Lol.

Was drinking a bit last night and the phone doesn't like to cooperate when it's sober.

No pics forthcoming, could drop some video if I knew how to block my face though.

-\('_')/-

 

[LeoTC]

This actually explains quite a bit about you.

Been pretty open regarding my sexuality.

I enjoy good company, I enjoy sex.

Not sure what's to say beyond that.

 

[ickyrica]

Not sure what's to say beyond that

nothing. Please.

 

[LeoTC]

nothing. Please.

Not exactly planning on a play by play.

Was just a touch lit and it's not like I'm putting my night out on FB. That'd probably lead to soooo many questions from people that I don't wanna deal with.

The GF for starters. :/

But sometimes you just have to find or revel in the random turns life brings and where they take ya.

Was a good night, good day, kicking it again tonight after work.

I've been frontloading a gram of test a week for two weeks. My shit is constantly hard and that ass is fire.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

I really had high hopes clicking on this one....

 

[ickyrica]

I really had high hopes clicking on this one....

Just remember, it's never a chick with a dick. It's always a guy with tits.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Just remember, it's never a chick with a dick. It's always a guy with tits.

I feel better now. Also, I feel @LeoTC could really help @chileandawg out

Not even joking right now.

 

[LeoTC]

Just remember, it's never a chick with a dick. It's always a guy with tits.

They're pretty nice tits tho.

 

[LeoTC]

I feel better now. Also, I feel @LeoTC could really help @chileandawg out

Not even joking right now.

I think the boy is genuinely conflicted.

 

[TX_Hempknight]

@bolder where you at brotini? Tranny/ladyboy thread.

 

[T-Bagger]

@bolder where you at brotini? Tranny/ladyboy thread.

Getting pegged

 

[MCFC]

I'm so fucking confused. So you LIKE chicks with dicks...or... Dudes with tits which ever you wanna call it

 

[ickyrica]

I'm so fucking confused. So you LIKE chicks with dicks...or... Dudes with tits which ever you wanna call it

Dudes with tits.

 

[MikeIronTyson]

Chicks with dicks sounds way less gay than dudes with tits

 

[LeoTC]

I'm so fucking confused. So you LIKE chicks with dicks...or... Dudes with tits which ever you wanna call it

Neapolitan Icecream.

Sometimes I like chocolate, sometimes I'm feeling strawberry.

Vanilla is always cool too.

But there's fun to be had when you can have a combination of the three.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Chicks with dicks sounds way less gay than dudes with tits

The latter sounds like a big, hormonal fat guy. Chicks with dicks is a far better description, IMO.

 

[T-Bagger]

Chicks with dicks sounds way less gay than dudes with tits

At the end of the day, it’s still a fucking dude, so it’s gay regardless. In the words of the Diceman: There is no such thing as bisexual. You either suck a dick or you dont.

 

[MindlessWork]

Sure you OK Leo? The weed must be kicking in something fierce.