Uglyrichie
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Since I've been being a dumbass with superpowers comments. If you could have one superpower what would it be. Me personally I would like to be smarter than my wife so I would get to control the remote.
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Uglyrichie
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I apologize thought I was posting in General.
Cock pushups. Hearts and minds superpower right there. Who doesn't want to flip out with joy at the idea of watching a cock push-up?
Uglyrichie
Banned
Ahhh you okay dude
Fryguy
Member
@chileandawg teach us your ways.
Fuckin amen dude
DonaldPump123
Member
Pause time. I'd pause time and fuck every hot chick I saw.
Uglyrichie
Banned
I was gonna go with a Pinocchio nose dick every time I lied it got bigger but I would like to be smarter than my wife I want that remote sick of the moppy shit
Fryguy
Member
I told someone that one time and in that moment I realized that would make my superpower rape.
I'd pick teleportation. Fuck the airlines.
Not just rape either. That’d be like banging a quadriplegic. You’re just fucking a still body?
johntt44
New Member
Quadripalegic? Just pull out the catheter or push it to the side. Good to go! Probably dribble just enough pee to make it moist.
DonaldPump123
Member
I guess you could also use the pause time power to get bunch of money too. It has many benefits
Yeah but Meso will always remember your first use of freezing time was rape.
johntt44
New Member
Haha! Cant make it go away now Dr. Strange.
DonaldPump123
Member
Beggars can't be choosers lol. But it was a joke ya know...
johntt44
New Member
Yeah, if you have money, you can get girls that can move to fuck you. Win,win!
I’m kidding man, your secrets safe with us
I would like to travel back and forth through the time of my lifespan while retaining every bit of knowledge throughout my life travel. I could do anything I wanted with my life...here's why:
(1)Measure variable outcomes from decisions made.
(2)Invest in markets that hadn't yet boomed.
(3)Learn anything I wanted to in my given lifespan.
(4)Utilize information from new tech before it had been created.
(5)Live my life in as many ways as I wanted.
(6)Could be a 6 year old genius if I so decided.
(7)Decide when I die.
(8)Take pleasure in any aspect of life I wanted.
(9)Explore different time lines.
(10)Suffer less and help others suffer less.
(10.5)Learn to count to eleven.
(1)Measure variable outcomes from decisions made.
(2)Invest in markets that hadn't yet boomed.
(3)Learn anything I wanted to in my given lifespan.
(4)Utilize information from new tech before it had been created.
(5)Live my life in as many ways as I wanted.
(6)Could be a 6 year old genius if I so decided.
(7)Decide when I die.
(8)Take pleasure in any aspect of life I wanted.
(9)Explore different time lines.
(10)Suffer less and help others suffer less.
(10.5)Learn to count to eleven.
FLTestlab
New Member
You would be considered the most dangerous human being around. Imagine that. You would have all the knowledge in the world. Past, present and future.
I’d like for my life not to be fucked up. Would be dope
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