Catcafe.is

[TrennedOutLunatic]

shit's bout to get real.

Ok so let me actually answer now.
I was drunk yesterday.
What a day.

You need to buy stoppers that can withstand a lot of pinning.
We are talking 50ml tren acetate. Acetate.

No orals for starters.
No peptides at all.
No hgh at all.
No exotics at all.
Do I need to mention..."no sarms"...?

Basic. Solid. Product. Line.

You test every raw to jano or lab4tox. Lab4tox is better.
You test every finished product to jano or lab4tox. Lab4tox better.

You think of stealth.
You think of OPSEC.
You need a secure mail.
You need to figure out shipping.
You need to figure out payment.
You need balls.
You need honesty and straightforwardness.

Proof of the raw stock with crumbled paper, write on it "Meso rx,lab's name"
Proof of finished product line with crumbled paper,write on it "Meso rx,lab's name"
And a contribution to anaboliclab.
It should be Friday.
Provide HPLC testing incentive for customers.
And we need your wife's/Girlfriend's/boyfriend's/husband's
tits or ass,or dick pic of yours.

Be prepared for a lot of questions. Especially if you decide to cap orals.

If you are a tranny,and got both....
Show us and I will be your representative for free trenbolone ok? Acetate, I prefer.
Ask around if you think I am shitting you.

Know when to quit the game.
Do it right so that you don't do it forever.

Now you may wonder why I am not doing this since I know what it takes.
I am a faggot.
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Don't bother otherwise,you have no chance here. There are requirements. They are to be followed.

There are people like me..waiting for you at the corner. Waiting for that tight Friday.
I had high expectations for yesterday.
It was terrible.
You can imagine what happens if I am on no-shit-source-roasting withdrawals? Look around.
I work overtime.
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Hell,just fucking do the requirements.

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2 Fridays. Zero fucking sources.
I need my fix.

I am afraid... @Liska won't give me the crap intro I crave.

 

[TrenBolognaSandwich]

I would buy drugs from a dog guy. I'm a dog nut myself so I'm making my judgment off pure bigotry. I'm even self aware about what I'm doing and it doesn't help. I saw this dude put a picture of a cat on his labels and I thought "fuck that's weird." If it was Canine Labs and he put a dog on it I'd think "Thats cute. Wonder if he used his dog as the model?"

Um. Are we sure it’s a he? Kitty cat on the vials, could be a she?

I for one cannot believe everyone here is just assuming gender. It’s appalling.

* flips hair and leaves the room with a uppity attitude

Don't forget it's 2021 guyssss... so how do you know that this cat doesn't identify as a dog? And also why are you so quick to assume it's a she if it ain't a he? Unbelievable you haven't thought that maybe they prefer to be referred to using gender neutral pronouns.

 

[Iron_Yuppie]

Pretty sure the mods should close this one until an official one appears from the source/seller.

Lol absolutely zero chance of this. There are no ‘mods’. The board owner removes posts if they break the rules, but other than that he stays out of the way and allows everything to be aired in public. If Liska decides to peddle his Meow Mix here he’s going to have to live with this thread existing alongside his own. And if some enterprising member decides to keep posting on here and constantly bumping it above the “official” Cat Cafe thread then well, too damn bad. Welcome to the consequences of sending out your customers to soften up the ground before you land.

 

[MindlessWork]

Lol absolutely zero chance of this. There are no ‘mods’. The board owner removes posts if they break the rules, but other than that he stays out of the way and allows everything to be aired in public. If Liska decides to peddle his Meow Mix here he’s going to have to live with this thread existing alongside his own. And if some enterprising member decides to keep posting on here and constantly bumping it above the “official” Cat Cafe thread then well, too damn bad. Welcome to the consequences of sending out your customers to soften up the ground before you land.

Lol @ Meow Mix...it's what cats crave!

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Lol @ Meow Mix...it's what cats crave!

You’re a riot, Mindless! [emoji1787]

 

[MindlessWork]

You’re a riot, Mindless! [emoji1787]

Thanks. Humor is what we need at times!

 

[TrenBolognaSandwich]

Jokes aside "meow mix" wouldn't be a bad name for their own line of products

 

[Sp2.0]

If they do decide to run the gauntlet here it's going to be a major let down if their product names aren't cat themed.

 

[MindlessWork]

Jokes aside "meow mix" wouldn't be a bad name for their own line of products

That be the cat's meow.

 

[TrenBolognaSandwich]

That be the cat's meow.

As long as it ain't cat-abolic I'm down to take it, maybe I'll even get to release my inner lion!

 

[Freakmidd]

That be the cat's meow.

Mindless on a roll. "Laughing emoji"

 

[MindlessWork]

Mindless on a roll. "Laughing emoji"

Lol that's gotta be good!

 

[MindlessWork]

Bet the "Meow Mix" would be a pretty darn good blend.

 

[QueenBee]

What about from a dog guy? Not all cat people are bad really.

Thank you . I love my cats.

 

[QueenBee]

Do I detect some cattiness....

 

[QueenBee]

 

[lifter6973]

I prefer to say pussy vs cat
They should call the line pussy mix

 

[lifter6973]

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thats a pretty pussy- you gonna show us the other one?

 

[QueenBee]

thats a pretty pussy- you gonna show us the other one?

 

[lifter6973]

now that is not what I meant