Nothing pisses me off more lately than paper straws!! Stupid fucking concept for tree hugging, cocksucker hippie motherfuckers!! Fuck the turtles, give me a plastic straw or fuck off!!!!
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Good establishments with paper straws deserve to be burnt to the fucking ground!!!
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Cherokee
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Could be worse, could tell you to use your tongue like a cat!
Gbro
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Paper straws are gross
MisterSuperGod
New Member
Bring your own.
Cherokee
Banned
What type of shit are you drinking anyways? Most things you get from restaurants are not healthy to drink, tons of sugar or artificial sweeteners.
Might wanna drink water!
Had no idea men use straws too.
If you wanna put your mouth where someone’s hand has been that you don’t know then go for it
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Cherokee
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Some guys like phallic shaped objects in their mouth to suck. Next time you see a guy using a straw, watch him go down on it, you'll see what I mean.
Usually it’s the guy whose mind goes straight to this that secretly wants to hold a hard one in his mouth till it goes soft, hahaha.
Use the tongue, play with the tip, then engage to the base. Simple concept.
Gbro
New Member
That's why he likes paper straws- he can feel them disolve on his tongue.
Probably
deeeznuts
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I always thought it was dumb how the blame for the turtle thing is placed on people who use straws.
I've never met anyone who purposely throws straws in the ocean. In fact, most people I know just toss them in the trash.
So if the ocean is where it ends up, there's clearly something wrong with the logistics of trash disposal. Not the people using straws.
I've never met anyone who purposely throws straws in the ocean. In fact, most people I know just toss them in the trash.
So if the ocean is where it ends up, there's clearly something wrong with the logistics of trash disposal. Not the people using straws.
We were at a xmas dinner the other night at a restaurant and I got a paper straw. When the waitress went to refill my drink I told her I needed a new straw because I'm sort of on a timer between how quickly I must drink the drink before the straw fades away. Place had a hell of a lot of nerve charging what they were charging and then giving you a paper straw. No 5 star restaurant should be handing out paper straws, FUCK THE TURTLES!!
Cherokee
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This must be a regional thing. I've not run into this problem in my area. Then again, I don't drink shit that needs a straw.
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