Might go back to chunky chicks

[pahick]

Last 2 chicks I was with kinda freakin me out a bit. Both cute, younger by almost 10 yrs, good in bed, and short. I love shorter women. Neither had what you would call big tits, and im a tit man for sure. But they were skinny, almost too skinny. Tiny is good, can throw them around pretty easy, positions are awesome and they aint gonna break your dick off reverse cowgirl.

Im pretty anal(anal? mmmm...oh) about pussy. Its gotta look/taste good. Love some nice meaty lips. If not, better be a thick clit, not some tic tac buried under a mile deep hood. Hate digging for buried treasure. NO problemo with these 2 chicks! Ready to go down, they spread their legs and jeebus talk about black hole! My dad always told me "big girl small hole, little girl all hole" but never ran into it in 50 years. I mean, didnt stop us from having fun but its kind of a turn off. First one was like...



Other was like...



Its just...I dont know....gaping right off the bat!?!?!?!

I mean, really, why couldnt they be more....




Ya know? I think shorter chunky chicks are where its at. Not fat, no huge gut, just a little fluff. Never had one of them gape right out of the gate before!

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Last 2 chicks I was with kinda freakin me out a bit. Both cute, younger by almost 10 yrs, good in bed, and short. I love shorter women. Neither had what you would call big tits, and im a tit man for sure. But they were skinny, almost too skinny. Tiny is good, can throw them around pretty easy, positions are awesome and they aint gonna break your dick off reverse cowgirl.

Im pretty anal(anal? mmmm...oh) about pussy. Its gotta look/taste good. Love some nice meaty lips. If not, better be a thick clit, not some tic tac buried under a mile deep hood. Hate digging for buried treasure. NO problemo with these 2 chicks! Ready to go down, they spread their legs and jeebus talk about black hole! My dad always told me "big girl small hole, little girl all hole" but never ran into it in 50 years. I mean, didnt stop us from having fun but its kind of a turn off. First one was like...

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Other was like...

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Its just...I dont know....gaping right off the bat!?!?!?!

I mean, really, why couldnt they be more....

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Ya know? I think shorter chunky chicks are where its at. Not fat, no huge gut, just a little fluff. Never had one of them gape right out of the gate before!

You know, I kind of agree with that as far as body composition goes.

Many times, the really thin girls with wide hips have huge gaping pussy holes! It's the slightly fluffy ones with medium hip widths that have the tighter pussies.

 

[pahick]

You know, I kind of agree with that as far as body composition goes.

Many times, the really thin girls with wide hips have huge gaping pussy holes! It's the slightly fluffy ones with medium hip widths that have the tighter pussies.

Definitely. Big holes lead to pussy farts. I dont wanna have to be smellin which hole that sound came from....takes my mind off the game ya know?

 

[Villain]

I like chunky chicks. Not fat, a little meat on the belly and the thighs. Definitely prefer them shorter than me, and I mean by about 7-8 inches shorter. Their butt needs to be nice. I like their butts big, but it needs to be shapely and not TOO big. Tits… about a C or D cup is good.

 

[pahick]

I like chunky chicks. Not fat, a little meat on the belly and the thighs. Definitely prefer them shorter than me, and I mean by about 7-8 inches shorter. Their butt needs to be nice. I like their butts big, but it needs to be shapely and not TOO big. Tits… about a C or D cup is good.

Extra full Cs or very nice Ds are my thing. Butts cant be too big. Once you get into this ghetto Kardashian type ass every body loves these days im out. Not for me. Id rather nice tits and a flat ass.

 

[Rickt]

Just as long as you dont spend a weeks pay on getting them toasted only to get them home to find perfect tits and a bigger dick than yours is ok in aus. This is tge 80s and tone loc is down with the ladies.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Just as long as you dont spend a weeks pay on getting them toasted only to get them home to find perfect tits and a bigger dick than yours is ok in aus. This is tge 80s and tone loc is down with the ladies.

Are we speaking from personal experience here?

 

[Rickt]

Maybe. But just between us i wasnt wasting all that money. A trans ass and chicks feel the same. Lube the abyss and jump in. And those tits. Mmm.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Maybe. But just between us i wasnt wasting all that money. A trans ass and chicks feel the same. Lube the abyss and jump in. And those tits. Mmm.

That's hardcore man! Couldn't do it. As much I joke about gay shit, I need a real vagina. Got to have that heavenly pussy smiling back at me. No dudes asshole can compete with that

 

[pahick]

That's hardcore man! Couldn't do it. As much I joke about gay shit, I need a real vagina. Got to have that heavenly pussy smiling back at me. No dudes asshole can compete with that

Ya I wouldnt know and dont wanna find out. No dude zone here.

 

[steckdose0]

Maybe. But just between us i wasnt wasting all that money. A trans ass and chicks feel the same. Lube the abyss and jump in. And those tits. Mmm.

yeah except when you fuck a trans ass you're actually fucking a dude's ass lol. i don't give a fuck what he thinks he is .. he was born a male he will die a male and you're fucking a male in the ass. look, honestly, that's cool dude -- just don't say it's the same as fucking a girl

 

[Rickt]

If i paid a shit ton to drive a lambo and it turns out to be an imposter that looked the same. I wont burn my money i will drive it like i stole it. Anyhow think we got so far off the point that i cant remember the point. It was meant as a joke between tren3times and myself. But yes a guy with tits is a guy. And a pussy up the front and some arse to slap at the rear makes the world go round. It was adam and eve. Not adam and steve right.