Test P/Tren A Cycle - Couch Potato to Jacked Begins now

If you’re really not trolling you might want to consider figuring out a diet and workout plan before a stack and surgery lmao. Not just 1 chicken 1 broccoli 1 rices 1 bicep curl + tren + one facial reconstruction= good life.

your stack is not a good idea for someone who hasn’t done any sport or shows no sense of discipline... how are you going to pin ED/EOD and then go to the gym with PIP when you already don’t even go to the gym or even enjoy exercise and you can’t even stick to a diet now. That doesn’t physically hurt to do but you don’t do it. Are you really gonna do it when it is 10x worse?

There are days the pip will be so bad you can barely walk. when you first start with test p do you expect that you’re gonna have the willpower to push yourself while you limp from machine to machine. Remember you’re gonna need to do another injection the next day and get into the gym? Then repeat for months...
 
If you’re really not trolling you might want to consider figuring out a diet and workout plan before a stack and surgery lmao. Not just 1 chicken 1 broccoli 1 rices 1 bicep curl + tren + one facial reconstruction= good life.

your stack is not a good idea for someone who hasn’t done any sport or shows no sense of discipline... how are you going to pin ED/EOD and then go to the gym with PIP when you already don’t even go to the gym or even enjoy exercise and you can’t even stick to a diet now. That doesn’t physically hurt to do but you don’t do it. Are you really gonna do it when it is 10x worse?

There are days the pip will be so bad you can barely walk. when you first start with test p do you expect that you’re gonna have the willpower to push yourself while you limp from machine to machine. Remember you’re gonna need to do another injection the next day and get into the gym? Then repeat for months...
Not too mention with daily pinning need 6 or more spots to pin to.lessem scar tissue.
 
Stats:
Age: 18
Height: 1.88m / 6ft 2
Weight: 90kg, (will be 85kg before I start my cycle)
Gender: Male
BF %: Idk. Please estimate for me

Photos: I don't currently have any starting photos. Once I get into the gym, I will take some. But I have a very similar physique to this guy: However, the muscle mass I hold is a bit less.


The Plan: This will be my first cycle. So the plan is to start with very low doses and work my way up.
Week 1: Test P - 200MG
Week 2: Test P - 200MG
Week 3: Test P- 200MG
Week 4: Test P- 200MG​
I've been advised not to take a higher test dose than this, since I will aromatise worse with body fat and aromatization is what leads to elevated prolactin with tren. After these 28 days, my test will be at peak saturation and estrogen fairly high and then we can assess whether I need to take an Aromasin protocol.

After week 4, I will ease into some Tren.

Week 5: Tren 175MG and Test P-200MG
Week 6: Tren A 210MG and Test P-200MG
Week 7: Tren A 245 MG and Test P-200MG
Week 8: Tren A - 280MG and Test P-200MG
Week 9: Tren A - 280MG and Test P-200MG
Week 10: Tren A - 280MG and Test P-200MG
Week 11: Tren A - 280MG and Test P-200MG
Week 12: Tren A - 280MG and Test P-200MG​

The plan is to start 175MG of Tren per week, if I can handle the sides, I will keep moving up until I cannot tolerate the max per week I will go up to is 280MG. I will have raloxifene on hand for gyno reversal, Aromasin or an AI, and I'll be taking P5P 200-300mg every day to keep prolactin from getting high.

Diet: It will consist of just chicken breast, rice, and vegetables.

Training: My training has always consisted of push/pull 4 times per week. But I'm getting lazy, so I think I will do splits 6 times per week. Less strain on my body I think.

Story: Growing up, I was always the nerd. Absolutely no attention from the girls. No pussy action. Nothing. I just did my homework and chilled with the math nerds whilst the Rugby dudes got all the girls. I begin University in 4 months and would like for things to change. I can no longer live like this anymore. So I am going to start by getting jacked and after that, will focus on improving my looks with facial surgery. The goal of course is to be a slayer and destroy all the pussy at university. Please wish me luck.

The funny thing is you breakdown this cycle over paragraphs, but for diet you write just one sentence.

Anyone will tell you diet is by far the most important factor, yet it seems to be the thing of least interest to you. Which is why no amount of juice is gonna jack you up in absence of a well thought out diet plan. You gonna eat 5000 kcal a day of rice and chicken? LOL good luck bud
 
The funny thing is you breakdown this cycle over paragraphs, but for diet you write just one sentence.

Anyone will tell you diet is by far the most important factor, yet it seems to be the thing of least interest to you. Which is why no amount of juice is gonna jack you up in absence of a well thought out diet plan. You gonna eat 5000 kcal a day of rice and chicken? LOL good luck bud

It will be 10 separate meals of rice and chicken. He will do this by weighing food and eating every hour and 1/2.
 
What do you mean? im dead serious about this. Please help me
Seriously just learn how to eat and train properly, at your age and size you will be surprised how quickly you can get a good physique.
As for slaying pussy @TrenTrenTren is right its not just about hormones and looks, its whats between your ears to. He gets more girls than he can handle and as you can see by his avatar he ain't no muscle bound greek god.
@TrenTrenTren is your man for lady advice.
 
Why not? I've done it before

You mean that one day where you actually ate 5000 calories? You realize you need to do this every day, 7 days a week, for the rest of your “im jacked!” life, right?

If you cant even do it for a week, you have no chance, and if you can do it day in and day out, you would already have a much better physique than you claim to have.

You dont have to jist eat chicken and rice, you know how monotonous and mind numbingly boring that will become very quickly? I know cause ive tried and i wanted to cut my own tongue out. Better to have a diet plan you will actually enjoy as then you will be much more likely to follow it with the religious level of devotion thats required to make and maintain gainzzz.
 
The funny thing is you breakdown this cycle over paragraphs, but for diet you write just one sentence.

Anyone will tell you diet is by far the most important factor, yet it seems to be the thing of least interest to you. Which is why no amount of juice is gonna jack you up in absence of a well thought out diet plan. You gonna eat 5000 kcal a day of rice and chicken? LOL good luck bud
He probably need far less than 5000 cal. Not sure if he's aiming for recomp or bulk, but as a couch potato his metabolism is probably low and no need for that much cal.

@koolio2 what's your actual goal, recomp or bulk???
 
He probably need far less than 5000 cal. Not sure if he's aiming for recomp or bulk, but as a couch potato his metabolism is probably low and no need for that much cal.

@koolio2 what's your actual goal, recomp or bulk???
I’m not trying to be a dick but he already said his goal is get pussy bro, not get big or strong or all that gay shit. who cares about bulk, cut or recomp. It’s vagina o’clock baby! Hand em the syringe!
 
He probably need far less than 5000 cal. Not sure if he's aiming for recomp or bulk, but as a couch potato his metabolism is probably low and no need for that much cal.

@koolio2 what's your actual goal, recomp or bulk???
Recomp. I should be able to build a decent amount of muscle recomping on Tren right?
 
Recomp. I should be able to build a decent amount of muscle recomping on Tren right?

Recomp is the hardest thing to achieve. It's slow, as you can't be in a steep calorie deficit. So that's like loosing a pound of fat in a two weeks time. Or maybe even less. A nother thing regarding a recomp, you need high dosages of aas. Especially high dosages of aas that shine at nutrient partitioning. DHB and primo, for example, and off course; tren. Now, there is nothing particularly magical about tren, a medium dose of DHB or primo, would achieve the same thing with far less side effects. A good option is off course a combination of primo with tren at a lower dosage.

Now, I know nobody wanted to talk to you seriously, so maybe this is why you have been so dismissive towards everybody's opinion, so let me talk to you like I would to any other forum member who is older and more experienced in lifting but hasn't done aas yet ...

Fact of the matter is that aas aren't a magic pill. Novices get really dissapointed with the results, if they aren't lean already. Using aas for fat loss is mostly there to preserve muscle mass or to recomp and not speed up the fat loss process per-se. There is a limited amount of fat you can loose in a given time frame and aas wont help in extending that number, they will help in persevering muscle mass and will help in not storing fat from the foods that you've eaten as they are nutrient partitioners; this means that they preferentially store excess energy in the muscles and not fat. They do bost the metabolism a bit, so they do increase your resting metabolic rate, but this doesn't amount to that much. Tren is a particularly good nutrient partitioner, and that's it. But so is dhb for instance or superdrol and primo, just a bit less. Oh, off course, the final thing that aas help with is energy. You have more of it on a cut then without.

So if the only thing that you are using is anabolics and you aimed to do a cut, not a recomp (although, with a good amount of aas it's hard to not gain any muscle mass) you still most likely wont be shredded in 4 months time. You will be probably half way to your goal. What you are trying to achieve is rapid fat loss and there are protocols on how to do that. And you don't need obscene amount of aas to do it. GH coupled with other supps and peps like Mots-c, 5 amino 1MQ, alcar or injectable carnitine, a2a antagonists (yohimbine), T3, albuterol, coupled with a smart diet / training protocol like fasted cardio with GH and probably a ketogenic diet as if your goal is rapid fat loss you probably will be in some sort of ketosis anyway.

So, what I'm saying is this: if your goal is a recomp like you posted in the other thread, that wont happen, forget about. You will only shut your self down and go crazy, and at the start of school you will be miserable, worse then you are now and you will be in psychosis as you fucked your hormones up, and will feel like dog shit bc of that and you will have failed in your goals and will also be very dissapointed at yourself.

You have a two prong approach: 1. a cut to 16% BF with a pound or two added muscle mass and then 2. a recomp to 10%. The first phase will last 4 months and the second 3 months. The first would entail a low dose aas cycle consistent of 250mg test and 250mg primo coupled with a serious peptide protocol and the second part would be more of a standard bodybuilding aas recomp 350 test, 500 primo, 6 iu GH + 100mg tren (if you are so in love with the compound, but it's not necessary).

All in all, having a coach that would guide you through it all would be much advisable as it's a complex process. It all depends on how sure you want to be in achieving your goal. Is it fine for you that there is a 50/50 chance? Then do it your self. You want an 80 / 20 chance? Get a coach. You can't be 100% bc you have no idea how you will mentally handle the drugs. Also there is a shit load off ancillaries for blood pressure, blood glucose, anxiety, lipids, etc ...

There you go. But all in all, using aas to get from 30% to 16% is a waste of money and health. That should be done natty.
 

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