Got bad news, what to do

[jJjburton]

Unfortunately op can expect to crash. Last time I had swat surrounding my house I injected 1000mg of test e before walking out with hads up. I can't say it helped much long term.


Sounds like a plan. You may only lose 20 -30 lbs. I was cut up like a mf.

I am going to get testosterone pellets before i go if possible, that should help more right? If i do need to go. Do they give you the testosterone injections in jail?

 

[jJjburton]

It's not really a fight situation.

I'm not sure making yourself look like the model citizen will do any good either, more like you won't be driving a vehicle and you tell the judge that you will be riding a bicycle and walking everywhere you go.

Your threat to society came from your DUI. Of course elderly, those on phones, on sedating medications are also a risk to the public, but they don't have the moral shame of someone who is drunk.

Shame and Guilt as Moral Conduct and the Judge as high priest that passes your ass over the flames to purify your sins. No one can tell me law and religion aren't the same exact thing, no difference at all. So we do in fact live in a theocracy.

That said we have to function within this fucked up system. I would hope that you can look for solutions beyond your current legal counsel if they are so lazy as to allow you to be put in a cage like a dog at the kennel. That's not a solution to anything.

Public transport, free uber, those are solutions to problems of those that drive drunk.

Yes absolutely, i was taking an uber to work and back, even though it was 60$ a day off the pay check. But ita better then being put there indeed. They have had my license already for 8 month, and this will postpone it, but at least i can still live freely as you said. I am talking to many people in my area, and they are helping alot too. So will be looking for all ways around what needed to not be in there. I appreciate the honesty and i agree. I was a threat, so i have to work through these things, they are super strict now. All of a sudden

 

[Big_paul]

There was a time in this country when you actually had to be drunk, visibly intoxicated to be arrested, and even then your mug wouldn't show up on a Google search.

Ahh the information age.

 

[jJjburton]

what level of testosterone do pellets give? Its better then nothing i would bet. And they last much longer. If i did that and front loaded the shit out of castor oil test U? And castor oil deca?

 

[Big_paul]

I am going to get testosterone pellets before i go if possible, that should help more right? If i do need to go. Do they give you the testosterone injections in jail?

Best of luck to you brother.

My best advice is to eat as much as you can, because food is a problem at times, and use bodyweight exercises when you can.

The good news is 30 days out you will be back where you were before this unfortunate experience.

 

[hijoshiki]

This guy isn't going to prison. Lets not talk to him like he's already resigned to his fate.

He's gonna come up with a solution and stay a free man. Don't let the state fuck you in the ass, keep those cheeks clinched tight and turd waiting for them if they try to get past your defense.

 

[hijoshiki]

Yes absolutely, i was taking an uber to work and back, even though it was 60$ a day off the pay check. But ita better then being put there indeed. They have had my license already for 8 month, and this will postpone it, but at least i can still live freely as you said. I am talking to many people in my area, and they are helping alot too. So will be looking for all ways around what needed to not be in there. I appreciate the honesty and i agree. I was a threat, so i have to work through these things, they are super strict now. All of a sudden

If public safety was their real objective and not raking in lots of money, they would create a free uber program for people that are at risk for driving drunk.

They'd also have a system that would allow you to get to work and back for a fee, much smaller than $60/day.

 

[barbell001]

I am going to get testosterone pellets before i go if possible, that should help more right? If i do need to go. Do they give you the testosterone injections in jail?

I think if you have a proper prescription for TRT based testosterone injections before you go in then there is a chance as how do they expect your hormone system to function? However if you say you need it for PCT transition off steroids then they will tell you to get stuffed. Do you have a TRT script? If not then defo get one no matter what it costs.

 

[jJjburton]

I think if you have a proper prescription for TRT based testosterone injections before you go in then there is a chance as how do they expect your hormone system to function? However if you say you need it for PCT transition off steroids then they will tell you to get stuffed. Do you have a TRT script? If not then defo get one no matter what it costs.

Yes i have a trt script. I am in USA. I take 200 mg a week, from the doctor. A legit script.

 

[All Nats McGee]

Put 4g of dbol up your butt triple wrapped in a condom. Or swallow it right before you get in and shit it out or like it out. Add 240 scoops of coffee/creamer or something powdery into a separate container. Then mix in the dbol. Then every scoop you got ~15mg dbol in it. Do it 2x a day and you’ll be jacked as fuck doing 30mg a day.


Instead of 4g dbol, maybe 2g dbol and 2g var instead would be good too.

That’s what dudes did when I was locked up.

 

[Perrin Aybara]

Have you been to jail for that long before? Take plenty of money for commissary and you'll be good on food. Been over ten years since I've been, but $50 a week was good back then. Probably more now I'm sure.

Part of it will depend on the quality of the jail food too. Some jails will feed you a bowl of corn flakes every morning and give you lunch meat and chips every single night for dinner. Some actually feed you real food. You'll want to stock up on instant coffee, stamped envelopes, Ramen noodles, and minutes on phone cards. Things people with no money need and can't get. These you can easily trade for good served food items if there are any. Meat, eggs, and protein in general.

For workouts obviously calisthenics. If you can tie up a sheet between two things you can do inverted rows and pull ups. If you can tie two in a doorway you can hang upside down and do shrugs with your feet propped up on the higher one. Trash bags full of water for weights or tie up books or anything in a sheet for dumbells. Can sit on a top bunk and loop it on the end of your foot for leg extensions. Pretty much anything you can do with a dumbbell. Just have to get creative.

Are you still on the suboxone? If so this would be a great opportunity to kick that habit for good. Jail and prison is how I finally left all that shit behind for good.

Idk about the gear. That's probably gonna suck. A buddy of mine that ran gear just did some jail time and he didn't work out at all and got up close to 300lbs while he was locked. Definitely don't go that route lol. But anyway, good luck.

 

[jJjburton]

If public safety was their real objective and not raking in lots of money, they would create a free uber program for people that are at risk for driving drunk.

They'd also have a system that would allow you to get to work and back for a fee, much smaller than $60/day.

Actually they did use LYFT in my outpatient program to get you to the outpatient place and to meetings. The outpatient place had it set up but the state discontinued it. It really helped.

I totally agree.

Put 4g of dbol up your butt triple wrapped in a condom. Or swallow it right before you get in and shit it out or like it out. Add 240 scoops of coffee/creamer or something powdery into a separate container. Then mix in the dbol. Then every scoop you got ~15mg dbol in it. Do it 2x a day and you’ll be jacked as fuck doing 30mg a day.


Instead of 4g dbol, maybe 2g dbol and 2g var instead would be good too.

That’s what dudes did when I was locked up.

but dont they check your cell? Where would you even hide it once you got in? If it came down to it…. i honestly gave it thought.

But getting caught would make things much worse.

 

[jJjburton]

Have you been to jail for that long before? Take plenty of money for commissary and you'll be good on food. Been over ten years since I've been, but $50 a week was good back then. Probably more now I'm sure.

Part of it will depend on the quality of the jail food too. Some jails will feed you a bowl of corn flakes every morning and give you lunch meat and chips every single night for dinner. Some actually feed you real food. You'll want to stock up on instant coffee, stamped envelopes, Ramen noodles, and minutes on phone cards. Things people with no money need and can't get. These you can easily trade for good served food items if there are any. Meat, eggs, and protein in general.

For workouts obviously calisthenics. If you can tie up a sheet between two things you can do inverted rows and pull ups. If you can tie two in a doorway you can hang upside down and do shrugs with your feet propped up on the higher one. Trash bags full of water for weights or tie up books or anything in a sheet for dumbells. Can sit on a top bunk and loop it on the end of your foot for leg extensions. Pretty much anything you can do with a dumbbell. Just have to get creative.

Are you still on the suboxone? If so this would be a great opportunity to kick that habit for good. Jail and prison is how I finally left all that shit behind for good.

Idk about the gear. That's probably gonna suck. A buddy of mine that ran gear just did some jail time and he didn't work out at all and got up close to 300lbs while he was locked. Definitely don't go that route lol. But anyway, good luck.

I am not on suboxone anymore. I did the 3 sublocade shots and i am done for good. I wont withdraw from the sublocade. Its magic.

I cant picture the leg extension part, but the sheet and inverted rows is a great idea. Can i just get sent money and stuff when i am in there. My family said they would send me anything. So when you say being commisary, i cant just get stamps and such sent into the jail?

 

[jJjburton]

Have you been to jail for that long before? Take plenty of money for commissary and you'll be good on food. Been over ten years since I've been, but $50 a week was good back then. Probably more now I'm sure.

Part of it will depend on the quality of the jail food too. Some jails will feed you a bowl of corn flakes every morning and give you lunch meat and chips every single night for dinner. Some actually feed you real food. You'll want to stock up on instant coffee, stamped envelopes, Ramen noodles, and minutes on phone cards. Things people with no money need and can't get. These you can easily trade for good served food items if there are any. Meat, eggs, and protein in general.

For workouts obviously calisthenics. If you can tie up a sheet between two things you can do inverted rows and pull ups. If you can tie two in a doorway you can hang upside down and do shrugs with your feet propped up on the higher one. Trash bags full of water for weights or tie up books or anything in a sheet for dumbells. Can sit on a top bunk and loop it on the end of your foot for leg extensions. Pretty much anything you can do with a dumbbell. Just have to get creative.

Are you still on the suboxone? If so this would be a great opportunity to kick that habit for good. Jail and prison is how I finally left all that shit behind for good.

Idk about the gear. That's probably gonna suck. A buddy of mine that ran gear just did some jail time and he didn't work out at all and got up close to 300lbs while he was locked. Definitely don't go that route lol. But anyway, good luck.

No i never been to jail. Luckily this jail is made and it wont have and major offenders, its more just people with DWI and things of that nature. Its not like maximum security. But still jail.

 

[Perrin Aybara]

I am not on suboxone anymore. I did the 3 sublocade shots and i am done for good. I wont withdraw from the sublocade. Its magic.

I cant picture the leg extension part, but the sheet and inverted rows is a great idea. Can i just get sent money and stuff when i am in there. My family said they would send me anything. So when you say being commisary, i cant just get stamps and such sent into the jail?

Tie up some books in a sheet and form a handle for it. Sit on the top bunk and loop that handle around your foot and just extend your leg.

In my state you can just go in with your money and they put it on your books to buy stuff. Your family can send money or bring it in person. I don't know how it would be in your state, but should be similar. They run commissary once a week and you order what you want. Again in my state you can't have anything sent in from outside. All must be purchased from them. Phone cards were $0.50 a minute and in $5 increments. They rounded up to each minute when you hung up too.

But like I said it's been over a decade since I've been.

 

[All Nats McGee]

Actually they did use LYFT in my outpatient program to get you to the outpatient place and to meetings. The outpatient place had it set up but the state discontinued it. It really helped.

I totally agree.

but dont they check your cell? Where would you even hide it once you got in? If it came down to it…. i honestly gave it thought.

But getting caught would make things much worse.

Gonna be in your bag of coffee or creamer. Nobody will ever know but you. Everyone in their cell has coffee and creamer laying about.

Even if they found it they wouldn’t know what it was, they would test for all sorts of drugs but nothing would pop up because the last thing they would specifically test it for dbol or anavar.

 

[barbell001]

Have you been to jail for that long before? Take plenty of money for commissary and you'll be good on food. Been over ten years since I've been, but $50 a week was good back then. Probably more now I'm sure.

Part of it will depend on the quality of the jail food too. Some jails will feed you a bowl of corn flakes every morning and give you lunch meat and chips every single night for dinner. Some actually feed you real food. You'll want to stock up on instant coffee, stamped envelopes, Ramen noodles, and minutes on phone cards. Things people with no money need and can't get. These you can easily trade for good served food items if there are any. Meat, eggs, and protein in general.

For workouts obviously calisthenics. If you can tie up a sheet between two things you can do inverted rows and pull ups. If you can tie two in a doorway you can hang upside down and do shrugs with your feet propped up on the higher one. Trash bags full of water for weights or tie up books or anything in a sheet for dumbells. Can sit on a top bunk and loop it on the end of your foot for leg extensions. Pretty much anything you can do with a dumbbell. Just have to get creative.

Are you still on the suboxone? If so this would be a great opportunity to kick that habit for good. Jail and prison is how I finally left all that shit behind for good.

Idk about the gear. That's probably gonna suck. A buddy of mine that ran gear just did some jail time and he didn't work out at all and got up close to 300lbs while he was locked. Definitely don't go that route lol. But anyway, good luck.

Bloody hell bud - You seem way too relaxed and calm to be the type that ends up in Jail! Were you a lot different all those years ago to how you are now or was it because of possession of drugs?

 

[Perrin Aybara]

Bloody hell bud - You seem way too relaxed and calm to be the type that ends up in Jail! Were you a lot different all those years ago to how you are now or was it because of possession of drugs?

Yeah, I was kind of a maniac on drugs years ago lol. I did 21 months straight half prison and half county jail one time. All together in my 20's a little over three years combined between jail, rehab, and prison. Then decided enough was enough after the 21 months. But yeah totally different person back then. Just have no moderation in me. Still don't really, but put it towards more positive stuff these days.

 

[jJjburton]

Tie up some books in a sheet and form a handle for it. Sit on the top bunk and loop that handle around your foot and just extend your leg.

In my state you can just go in with your money and they put it on your books to buy stuff. Your family can send money or bring it in person. I don't know how it would be in your state, but should be similar. They run commissary once a week and you order what you want. Again in my state you can't have anything sent in from outside. All must be purchased from them. Phone cards were $0.50 a minute and in $5 increments. They rounded up to each minute when you hung up too.

But like I said it's been over a decade since I've been.

Ahh i see, yea i saw you can het sent books, but has to be from the source, like amazon. Will have to check on how that works

 

[jJjburton]

Gonna be in your bag of coffee or creamer. Nobody will ever know but you. Everyone in their cell has coffee and creamer laying about.

Even if they found it they wouldn’t know what it was, they would test for all sorts of drugs but nothing would pop up because the last thing they would specifically test it for dbol or anavar.

Like in the bag? Lol or the raw powder mixed with the coffee grounds? Not going to donit but curious, none the less. Or you put the baggie in the coffee bag.