Final update on my 500mg Test E blast cycle. It’s time to get big

[thicknuts]

500mg Test E weekly split into 250mg doses
2 weeks into the cycle, start taking 6.25mg Aromasin after every pin
1000IU HCG weekly, split into 333IU doses every other day

Diet will consist of minimum 250g protein daily, mostly from animal products.

Gym routine will focus on upper body. My legs are already genetically good and I have thick calfs, also I don’t want massive legs anyway.

For pinning I’m going to use a 25 gauge needle.

I think this looks good to me. Will probably place my orders soon. Planning on blasting for 15-20 weeks. Gonna order x3 250mg/ml Test E vials, so will probably stop the cycle when I run out.

Stats:
6’2 barefoot
83kg without clothes


Lets fucking do this brahs

 

[Rido]

should be in the log section

 

[PopeyeTheSailerDude]

I read through the forums a lot and was hoping someone could convince you your too young for this. But who can convince a 18yo there not as wise as they think they are. You really shouldn’t be doing this yet, there is no need! That being said if you are gonna then do it right. My only input will be, 1000iu hcg a week is too much. Stick to 500 split into 2 250 doses. Best way is to get a 5/10ml vial of Bacteriostatic water and use that. Must be kept in the fridge and will last the 10 weeks it takes to use it.

 

[thicknuts]

I read through the forums a lot and was hoping someone could convince you your too young for this. But who can convince a 18yo there not as wise as they think they are. You really shouldn’t be doing this yet, there is no need! That being said if you are gonna then do it right. My only input will be, 1000iu hcg a week is too much. Stick to 500 split into 2 250 doses. Best way is to get a 5/10ml vial of Bacteriostatic water and use that. Must be kept in the fridge and will last the 10 weeks it takes to use it.

I’ve been told here that 750IU weekly should be the minimum tho

 

[mr.redpill]

Post some pictures up kid.

Let's see those undescended testicles.

God I can't believe this is actually a real thread.

Whatever.

Throw some tren in there since you'll be using that next cycle anyway.

 

[combover]

Ya, shoot a gram of tren in your asshole until you're comfortable with needles. This should be fine since you're used to shoving things up there anyways.
The receptors in your anus will absorb the tren quick, since you're in such a hurry and all.

 

[Norse13]

Ya, shoot a gram of tren in your asshole until you're comfortable with needles. This should be fine since you're used to shoving things up there anyways.
The receptors in your anus will absorb the tren quick, since you're in such a hurry and all.

Would that result in spot gainz, growing a bigger, stronger butthole ?

 

[thicknuts]

Does everyone do a background check before responding DAMN. I didn’t even mention my age

 

[Fattyone]

Does everyone do a background check before responding DAMN. I didn’t even mention my age

It’s because you’re extremely dumb and annoying and have spammed the whole fucking forum with first grade questions because you’re too stupid to read and research and learn.
You’ve gotta be spoon fed like a bitch.

What’s even worse is how many people are willing to spoon feed your ass.

 

[thicknuts]

It’s because you’re extremely dumb and annoying and have spammed the whole fucking forum with first grade questions because you’re too stupid to read and research and learn.
You’ve gotta be spoon fed like a bitch.

What’s even worse is how many people are willing to spoon feed your ass.

‘Spammed’. First of all I made like 4 threads only, how is that spamming.

Also idk what school u went to but my first grade class didn’t teach me how to inject anabolic steroids. Everyone in ur PE class must have been jacked then

 

[Tlfitness]

Solid burn

In light of harm prevention i want to help.. but you literally asked in another forum if you should get a big needle and inject an empty syringe. Had you spent a modicum of time researching AAS use as well as used critical thinking then you might have considered that to be a fucking horrible idea. Yes..you asked. But that's not researching, that's asking strangers on the interwebz how to help you not kill yourself.

tip: were gonna tell you to neck yourself dude. It's probably less painful than the embolism you're trying to give yourself.

how do you get comfortable, lol its about as comfortable as it gets going to failure on a set. You afraid of that too my guy?

your cycle, looks fucking retarded, not because it's inherently a bad cycle but because you obv STILL haven't read enough. Baseline bloodwork? Obv not. Bloodwork to know that you need an AI and aren't just tanking your estro? Probably. Fucking. Not. Know your TDEE? Lol do you know what TDEE is? Did you just Google it? Yeah okay.

Start at the r/steroids subreddit. Just fucking READ. I shit you not dude just fucking read before you make one more post and keep embarrassing yourself.

and kid..Because you are, absolutely a FUCKING CHILD, NOBODY HERE IS YOUR FUCKING BRAH.

Smh.

 

[Dr.Leary]

"Did he just call you a piece of underwear" .... I'm hoping some of you will get that quote lol

 

[Pumpitup]

"Did he just call you a piece of underwear" .... I'm hoping some of you will get that quote lol

My first Meso post will go to this lmao

Chill brah

 

[combover]

All because of a shark named Pepe

 

[Dr.Leary]

Jack black before he was anyone... classic

 

[Pumpitup]

Does everyone do a background check before responding DAMN. I didn’t even mention my age

Be open then if you want logical advice on here. Age? Some blood work? Is this your first ever cycle?

Assuming it is a first blast take a minute and learn.

View: https://youtu.be/R_HoUDcCZlY

 

[Dr.Leary]

Honestly my dude it's not as bad as your thinking so don't work yourself up over it! If you build it up to the hype that you are that's gonna make it worse .... just press the needle to your skin and slowly work it in as soon as it pierces your skin it goes right in like butter. Then slowly press the plunger and it's over in seconds ... sometimes you don't even feel it ..sometimes it stings a bit but not like your thinking and after a few times it's like nothing you'll see.

 

[Pineapples4Puss]

If you mix your test with tap water (I use well water because I like drinking out of the hose usually) but if all I have is tap I can deal with it. I just put it into a cup and suck up maybe .2-.4 ml with my test.


But It’s way easier to just get a 25 ml syringe with a luer lock, throw 18-20 ml of test in it and then the rest with water (preferably well water). Leave it ontop of the fridge with a 23-25 gauge already attached with a needle cap and you’re good for a few weeks. Makes it so much easier.

If you want practice that is truly sterile just use isopropyl alchohol. The dick farts on this forum hate younger guys because they know they can’t hang with us anymore and they’re dried up.


New wave is beginning brother let’s fuckin go.

 

[Dr.Leary]

If you mix your test with tap water (I use well water because I like drinking out of the hose usually) but if all I have is tap I can deal with it. I just put it into a cup and suck up maybe .2-.4 ml with my test.


But It’s way easier to just get a 25 ml syringe with a luer lock, throw 18-20 ml of test in it and then the rest with water (preferably well water). Leave it ontop of the fridge with a 23-25 gauge already attached with a needle cap and you’re good for a few weeks. Makes it so much easier.

If you want practice that is truly sterile just use isopropyl alchohol. The dick farts on this forum hate younger guys because they know they can’t hang with us anymore and they’re dried up.


New wave is beginning brother let’s fuckin go.

That could be because we can't tell if you "guys" have Dicks or pussys anymore or if you want your dick or trade it in for a puss... you new wave is so confusing its scary to think what is gonna happen within the next 10 -15 years......

 

[Pineapples4Puss]

That could be because we can't tell if you "guys" have Dicks or pussys anymore or if you want your dick or trade it in for a puss... you new wave is so confusing its scary to think what is gonna happen within the next 10 -15 years......

you’re a doctor and read it again and maybe you’ll realize how much satire is in that post. I have faith