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TurboJet said:
Where's my fucking thongs you promised me? 4 pink and 6 black....

ETA : They better be bedazzled like you promised :mad:
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Brother, I’ve got bad news and worse news…

The bad news: Customs flagged the shipment, apparently “bedazzled thongs” raised some eyebrows.

Worse news: One of our packers tried them on “for quality control” and now refuses to give ’em back.

We’re in negotiations, but I promise your sparkly cheeks will not be denied much longer.
 
Primal_Pharma said:
Hey everyone,

We know you’ve got choices when it comes to sourcing your gear, but our mission is simple: to be your go‑to, most reliable source for lab‑tested, high‑quality products but also shipped fast and priced right. That’s why starting now, you’ll see a 10% price drop across the board on everything in our catalogue. By trimming our margins and streamlining our supply chain, we’re passing those savings straight to you.

On top of that, we’ve tweaked our bulk‑order deal: instead of having to spend $1,000 to snag that 20% off, you’ll now unlock 20% off on any order of $500 or more. We found that’s the sweet spot where most of you place your bigger orders anyway, so this change should help you stack more product at a better rate.

Recap of the new pricing:
  • 10% off every product, all the time
  • 20% off when your order hits $500 (down from $1,000)
We’re constantly listening to your feedback, and this is just one way we’re working to make Primal even more customer‑friendly. As always, hit us up with any questions or suggestions! Your input drives everything we do.

Appreciate all of you so much, thank you guys seriously.

— The Primal Pharma Team
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I keep sitting here thinking, who the hell are you really? This 10% price drop and $500 bulk deal doesn’t feel like a promo - it feels like some next-level CIA psy-op. Like, while other vendors are out here acting like Sotheby’s, auctioning vials for the price of a used car, you show up with Walmart prices and lightning-fast shipping. What’s next, free Mast E for anyone who tags you in a gym selfie?

I keep trying to connect the dots. You can’t be Muscle Candy - they’re too busy rebranding every month like failed boy bands. Axle? He’s too busy preaching about how raws have gone up in price, using that as a reason to bump up gear costs. Stan? He’s already chilling on the bodybuilding Mount Olympus - he doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone. And Opti? They run their lab like they’re in witness protection, you can barely hear from them.

And these Jano reports? Half the time I wonder if they’re even real or just high-effort Photoshop with fancy numbers. Honestly, wouldn’t surprise me if someone’s cousin with Canva is behind half of it.

But you? Not only are you dropping prices like some underground Robin Hood of PEDs, you’re doing it with humor. Even @readalot is probably considering buying UGL gear for the first time - and hell, maybe even pinning it if his religion allows. If that’s not proof you’re doing something right, I don’t know what is.

And the scariest part? It’s working. Every time I look at these prices, I catch myself thinking, “Wait, is this even real gear, or am I about to pin some premium olive oil from Costco?” Those vials of Test and Mast E are just sitting on my counter like they own the place, staring at me like, “What’s the matter, bro? Scared to roll the dice?”
 
The Answ3r said:
I keep sitting here thinking, who the hell are you really? This 10% price drop and $500 bulk deal doesn’t feel like a promo - it feels like some next-level CIA psy-op.
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CIA / LE - you guys are living in Disneyland. When is the last time the CIA could find their ass with both hands?

This is a classic Soros/Gates caper. This op is burning through money to drive sales and get as much gear in as many people’s hands as possible as fast as possible. I figure it’s a matter of weeks, not months, before whatever micro-Neuralink shit they snuck into these vials implants and activates. They’re in a hurry to meet some deadline.

You think I’m filtering my gear because of *bacteria*?‽

Think about it. What could they accomplish with control of our control’s most jacked, most alpha men?
 
The Answ3r said:
I keep sitting here thinking, who the hell are you really? This 10% price drop and $500 bulk deal doesn’t feel like a promo - it feels like some next-level CIA psy-op. Like, while other vendors are out here acting like Sotheby’s, auctioning vials for the price of a used car, you show up with Walmart prices and lightning-fast shipping. What’s next, free Mast E for anyone who tags you in a gym selfie?

I keep trying to connect the dots. You can’t be Muscle Candy - they’re too busy rebranding every month like failed boy bands. Axle? He’s too busy preaching about how raws have gone up in price, using that as a reason to bump up gear costs. Stan? He’s already chilling on the bodybuilding Mount Olympus - he doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone. And Opti? They run their lab like they’re in witness protection, you can barely hear from them.

And these Jano reports? Half the time I wonder if they’re even real or just high-effort Photoshop with fancy numbers. Honestly, wouldn’t surprise me if someone’s cousin with Canva is behind half of it.

But you? Not only are you dropping prices like some underground Robin Hood of PEDs, you’re doing it with humor. Even @readalot is probably considering buying UGL gear for the first time - and hell, maybe even pinning it if his religion allows. If that’s not proof you’re doing something right, I don’t know what is.

And the scariest part? It’s working. Every time I look at these prices, I catch myself thinking, “Wait, is this even real gear, or am I about to pin some premium olive oil from Costco?” Those vials of Test and Mast E are just sitting on my counter like they own the place, staring at me like, “What’s the matter, bro? Scared to roll the dice?”
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It's like the duck source (iykyk) with extra sarcasm/humor in their posts, that's the first thing I think of.
 
The Answ3r said:
I keep sitting here thinking, who the hell are you really? This 10% price drop and $500 bulk deal doesn’t feel like a promo - it feels like some next-level CIA psy-op. Like, while other vendors are out here acting like Sotheby’s, auctioning vials for the price of a used car, you show up with Walmart prices and lightning-fast shipping. What’s next, free Mast E for anyone who tags you in a gym selfie?

I keep trying to connect the dots. You can’t be Muscle Candy - they’re too busy rebranding every month like failed boy bands. Axle? He’s too busy preaching about how raws have gone up in price, using that as a reason to bump up gear costs. Stan? He’s already chilling on the bodybuilding Mount Olympus - he doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone. And Opti? They run their lab like they’re in witness protection, you can barely hear from them.

And these Jano reports? Half the time I wonder if they’re even real or just high-effort Photoshop with fancy numbers. Honestly, wouldn’t surprise me if someone’s cousin with Canva is behind half of it.

But you? Not only are you dropping prices like some underground Robin Hood of PEDs, you’re doing it with humor. Even @readalot is probably considering buying UGL gear for the first time - and hell, maybe even pinning it if his religion allows. If that’s not proof you’re doing something right, I don’t know what is.

And the scariest part? It’s working. Every time I look at these prices, I catch myself thinking, “Wait, is this even real gear, or am I about to pin some premium olive oil from Costco?” Those vials of Test and Mast E are just sitting on my counter like they own the place, staring at me like, “What’s the matter, bro? Scared to roll the dice?”
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The prudent businessman would have stockpiled raws at the first whiff of any actual shortage, and then waited (that's the hardest part of executing any well-laid business plan - waiting for the right moment)...and then released the hounds right at the moment when the established competition's cupboards were bare. When raws are plentiful, the competition is brutal - not a market I'd want to compete in. In this market with primo and mast selling above asking like G Wagons during Covid, they can really put their competition into an armbar.

Oh and before anyone scoffs at this sort of enterprise not being a real business, there is a class a Yale Business School that teaches about the business models of the South American cartels.
 
verylargeshoes said:
This is a classic Soros/Gates caper. This op is burning through money to drive sales and get as much gear in as many people’s hands as possible as fast as possible. I figure it’s a matter of weeks, not months, before whatever micro-Neuralink shit they snuck into these vials implants and activates. They’re in a hurry to meet some deadline.

You think I’m filtering my gear because of *bacteria*?‽

Think about it. What could they accomplish with control of our control’s most jacked, most alpha men?
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The Answ3r said:
I keep sitting here thinking, who the hell are you really? This 10% price drop and $500 bulk deal doesn’t feel like a promo - it feels like some next-level CIA psy-op. Like, while other vendors are out here acting like Sotheby’s, auctioning vials for the price of a used car, you show up with Walmart prices and lightning-fast shipping. What’s next, free Mast E for anyone who tags you in a gym selfie?

I keep trying to connect the dots. You can’t be Muscle Candy - they’re too busy rebranding every month like failed boy bands. Axle? He’s too busy preaching about how raws have gone up in price, using that as a reason to bump up gear costs. Stan? He’s already chilling on the bodybuilding Mount Olympus - he doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone. And Opti? They run their lab like they’re in witness protection, you can barely hear from them.

And these Jano reports? Half the time I wonder if they’re even real or just high-effort Photoshop with fancy numbers. Honestly, wouldn’t surprise me if someone’s cousin with Canva is behind half of it.

But you? Not only are you dropping prices like some underground Robin Hood of PEDs, you’re doing it with humor. Even @readalot is probably considering buying UGL gear for the first time - and hell, maybe even pinning it if his religion allows. If that’s not proof you’re doing something right, I don’t know what is.

And the scariest part? It’s working. Every time I look at these prices, I catch myself thinking, “Wait, is this even real gear, or am I about to pin some premium olive oil from Costco?” Those vials of Test and Mast E are just sitting on my counter like they own the place, staring at me like, “What’s the matter, bro? Scared to roll the dice?”
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You really don’t think it’s muscle candy?

Same exact vials, flip tops, almost same exact labels, same exact compounds and concentrations, both with 61 products tested
 
RockyP said:
The prudent businessman would have stockpiled raws at the first whiff of any actual shortage, and then waited (that's the hardest part of executing any well-laid business plan - waiting for the right moment)...and then released the hounds right at the moment when the established competition's cupboards were bare.
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"“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful.” - Warren Buffett"
- Michael Scott

(This is investment wisdom and not directly applicable to retailing, but it kinda looks relevant if you squint.)

The raws market can stay irrational longer than your stash can continue to supply enough to keep putting into solvent, though. Either there's a finite supply that will eventually run out, or ... or ... god damn it, did Primal corner the market on raws and that's why there's a shortage for everybody else?

Bad Primal! Bad! You put that back!
 
The fomo is getting to me. I think I'm going to have to order a couple vials to check it out. No minimum definitely makes it less risky with a test order.
 
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