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Does anyone know of any telegram testing groups coming together or in place to test the July buy6 get2 promo for the 110iu orange tops?
 
I’d probably rule out semaglutide at this point - tirzepatide is a much better option. It’s FDA-approved, crushes appetite, helps with insulin resistance, and even reduces inflammation. If you’re an average gym bro or grabbing something for someone who’s on the fluffier side, Tirz is probably your best bet. But if you’re a more advanced lifter, Reta seems to be the superior choice based on feedback.

As for MT2, I was tempted to try it myself, but with all the moles I’ve got and knowing it can darken them and even cause new ones - I decided to sit that one out. No need to turn into a walking connect-the-dots game.
And you think Semaglutide isn’t FDA approved ? And wtf does being an “advanced lifter” have to do with what GLP you take ? What an idiotic thing to say
 
They very clearly meant Tirz is a superior FDA-approved compound, not that Sema isn't FDA approved. Not everything has to be a rhetorical argument and doesn't mean your dick is bigger.
He put it in context that Sema isn’t fda approved, and not only that, he said if you’re more of an advanced lifter that means you can now move up the GLP tier list and try TIRZ which has absolutely zero fkn correlation.
Has nothing to do with who’s dick is bigger, you can get a sense of people who have absolutely no clue what they’re talking about and then giving advice in the paragraph doing so should piss you off too.
 
He put it in context that Sema isn’t fda approved, and not only that, he said if you’re more of an advanced lifter that means you can now move up the GLP tier list and try TIRZ which has absolutely zero fkn correlation.
Has nothing to do with who’s dick is bigger, you can get a sense of people who have absolutely no clue what they’re talking about and then giving advice in the paragraph doing so should piss you off too.
You’re clearly reading between the lines, and honestly, I wasn’t even going to reply. I can still see your ass burning from our little chat in the gyno thread, but fine - I’ll make one exception for you. I get that your IQ might struggle with context, but this was about Reta vs. Tirz, not Sema. You just read it the way that made you feel better. Now, since you clearly need it spelled out:

First off, nobody said sema isn’t FDA‑approved. Congrats on announcing the obvious like you just discovered fire. The discussion was Tirz vs. Reta for people who actually lift, not whether sema exists.

Let me explain it like you’re 5, because clearly this is needed:

1. Tirz (GLP‑1/GIP) - nukes appetite, fixes insulin sensitivity, great for fat people or lifestyle cuts. But for lifters? Enjoy struggling to hit protein and carbs while feeling like a zombie. Strength tanks, recovery tanks, your training turns into cardio with weights.

2. Reta (GLP‑1/GIP/Glucagon) - way better for anyone serious about training. Glucagon ramps up energy expenditure without starving you, so you can actually eat, train, and hold muscle.

That’s why serious lifters and pros choose Reta, while Tirz is perfect for soccer moms and dudes who get winded climbing stairs.

So next time, before you open your mouth and spray dumb all over the thread, maybe read what’s actually being discussed.
Right now, you’re just the guy yelling “water is wet” in a room full of adults and wondering why nobody takes you seriously.
 
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TB-500 1)
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/73231-THE_LOBSTER_TB500_QJUMBQ24ZXI1

TB-4 1)
Code:
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BPC-157 1)
Code:
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BPC-157 2)
Code:
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TB-500 2)
Code:
  https://janoshik.com/tests/72921-THE_LOBSTER_TB500_2WZQALIHMN4T

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IGF LR3 1)
Code:
  https://janoshik.com/tests/72922-THE_LOBSTER_IGF_LR3_MD76NREENVDI

RETATRUTIDE 1)
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/72923-THE_LOBSTER_TIRZEPATIDE_24YJGFIWS3BX
 

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You’re clearly reading between the lines, and honestly, I wasn’t even going to reply. I can still see your ass burning from our little chat in the gyno thread, but fine - I’ll make one exception for you. I get that your IQ might struggle with context, but this was about Reta vs. Tirz, not Sema. You just read it the way that made you feel better. Now, since you clearly need it spelled out:

First off, nobody said sema isn’t FDA‑approved. Congrats on announcing the obvious like you just discovered fire. The discussion was Tirz vs. Reta for people who actually lift, not whether sema exists.

Let me explain it like you’re 5, because clearly this is needed:

1. Tirz (GLP‑1/GIP) - nukes appetite, fixes insulin sensitivity, great for fat people or lifestyle cuts. But for lifters? Enjoy struggling to hit protein and carbs while feeling like a zombie. Strength tanks, recovery tanks, your training turns into cardio with weights.

2. Reta (GLP‑1/GIP/Glucagon) - way better for anyone serious about training. Glucagon ramps up energy expenditure without starving you, so you can actually eat, train, and hold muscle.

That’s why serious lifters and pros choose Reta, while Tirz is perfect for soccer moms and dudes who get winded climbing stairs.

So next time, before you open your mouth and spray dumb all over the thread, maybe read what’s actually being discussed.
Right now, you’re just the guy yelling “water is wet” in a room full of adults and wondering why nobody takes you seriously.
I don’t post here to get people on my side or to like me like you do buddy, spell checking and fact checking every single message you send on here with chat GPT is another kind of insecurity.
When someone says something so stupid my eyes squint at my screen, I type. it’s that simple. Especially when giving advice to people reaching for it.
“Reta is for more advanced lifters” is the dumbest fucking thing I think I have read in a week.
Maybe putting a little more context to your idiotic statements would help. Not only the person you’re trying to educate, but from people who genuinely think you’re a moron reading that.
 
NEW TEST RESULTS AVAILABLE

TB-500 1)
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/73231-THE_LOBSTER_TB500_QJUMBQ24ZXI1

TB-4 1)
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/73236-THE_LOBSTER_TB4_SY2UVV1SLR3U

BPC-157 1)
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/73246-THE_LOBSTER_BPC_S69HD6JBWEU3

=====================================

BPC-157 2)
Code:
  https://janoshik.com/tests/72920-THE_LOBSTER_BPC_R1WLCPKS2KA2

TB-500 2)
Code:
  https://janoshik.com/tests/72921-THE_LOBSTER_TB500_2WZQALIHMN4T

=====================================

IGF LR3 1)
Code:
  https://janoshik.com/tests/72922-THE_LOBSTER_IGF_LR3_MD76NREENVDI

RETATRUTIDE 1)
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/72923-THE_LOBSTER_TIRZEPATIDE_24YJGFIWS3BX
I’m laughing at the batch, manufacturer names
 
I don’t post here to get people on my side or to like me like you do buddy, spell checking and fact checking every single message you send on here with chat GPT is another kind of insecurity.
When someone says something so stupid my eyes squint at my screen, I type. it’s that simple. Especially when giving advice to people reaching for it.
“Reta is for more advanced lifters” is the dumbest fucking thing I think I have read in a week.
Maybe putting a little more context to your idiotic statements would help. Not only the person you’re trying to educate, but from people who genuinely think you’re a moron reading that.
Appreciate the rant, but still zero facts. Come back when you’ve got something real.
 
Come back when you want to refer me to a gyno surgeon that cost more then 499$ lol
No problem, man. Whenever you plan a trip to Eastern Europe or Central Asia, just shoot me a DM and I’ll give you contacts for solid surgeons. They’ll do a great job for $499, but if you really want to pay more, I can find that too.
 

I kept thinking about that episode of House where he puts himself on that experimental drug, gets a bunch of tumors in his leg, and then attempts self surgery in his bathtub. People come out of gyno surgery with some funky looking pecs, and that's when a trained surgeon performs the operation. I can't even imagine the butchering this guy did to himself. Also, why does he call it his "left breast"?
 
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