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I might start selling the HGH what i will use for the upcoming Brand APEX in around a week or two. Even tho the new packages are not there, the HGH will be available for a reduced price, just labeled in a white carton.

Since some people dont want to wait for it, i decided to offer this early on. Test will be done by Jano of course.

I will do some nice promo for the beginning and might already send the needed BAC Water with it. Since it will be sold in a Bundle with BAC Water in the future!

Price will be around 80Cents per IU in Bundle and a bit less in the coming Promo.
 
I might start selling the HGH what i will use for the upcoming Brand APEX in around a week or two. Even tho the new packages are not there, the HGH will be available for a reduced price, just labeled in a white carton.

Since some people dont want to wait for it, i decided to offer this early on. Test will be done by Jano of course.

I will do some nice promo for the beginning and might already send the needed BAC Water with it. Since it will be sold in a Bundle with BAC Water in the future!

Price will be around 80Cents per IU in Bundle and a bit less in the coming Promo.
You better test That hgh before you sell it this time. Not That we end up like Primo from global and medi where you promised you Sent it in But nothing came. Im Running Primo since 6 years, alwys the Same ratio. Until now it has always Controlled my e2 Quote well on 1:0,7 Test Primo. Felt off some weeks ago and bw showed very high e2 with global Pharma. Madsen report of the Same batch Shows it is Mast 100mg per ml, yet you are trying to find excuses. Medi Pharma Mast is Shown to contain only half of what it should. Those Brands are jokes. Lets Make a bet:
Ill send a sealed amp of global to jano. If there is Primo in arleast 80mg+ in it ill pay you 500€ . If not, you Pay me the test + 500€ + reimburse That crap
 
You better test That hgh before you sell it this time. Not That we end up like Primo from global and medi where you promised you Sent it in But nothing came. Im Running Primo since 6 years, alwys the Same ratio. Until now it has always Controlled my e2 Quote well on 1:0,7 Test Primo. Felt off some weeks ago and bw showed very high e2 with global Pharma. Madsen report of the Same batch Shows it is Mast 100mg per ml, yet you are trying to find excuses. Medi Pharma Mast is Shown to contain only half of what it should. Those Brands are jokes. Lets Make a bet:
Ill send a sealed amp of global to jano. If there is Primo in arleast 80mg+ in it ill pay you 500€ . If not, you Pay me the test + 500€ + reimburse That crap
Yes, he actually said he had several tests coming from Jano, but several weeks have passed...

Two possible scenarios: either the products were all under-dosed and it was disappointing to publish them, or those products never reached Jano.
 
Yes, he actually said he had several tests coming from Jano, but several weeks have passed...

Two possible scenarios: either the products were all under-dosed and it was disappointing to publish them, or those products never reached Jano.
Well, global Pharma Primo amps with the exact Same batch Number was testen my madsen Akademie and contained Mast e. Medi Mast e contained 100 instead of 200mg per ml according to Tests on madsen Akademie. Both brands are frauds imo
 
Well, global Pharma Primo amps with the exact Same batch Number was testen my madsen Akademie and contained Mast e. Medi Mast e contained 100 instead of 200mg per ml according to Tests on madsen Akademie. Both brands are frauds imo
where did you see these tests?
 
You better test That hgh before you sell it this time. Not That we end up like Primo from global and medi where you promised you Sent it in But nothing came. Im Running Primo since 6 years, alwys the Same ratio. Until now it has always Controlled my e2 Quote well on 1:0,7 Test Primo. Felt off some weeks ago and bw showed very high e2 with global Pharma. Madsen report of the Same batch Shows it is Mast 100mg per ml, yet you are trying to find excuses. Medi Pharma Mast is Shown to contain only half of what it should. Those Brands are jokes. Lets Make a bet:
Ill send a sealed amp of global to jano. If there is Primo in arleast 80mg+ in it ill pay you 500€ . If not, you Pay me the test + 500€ + reimburse That crap
Sure i said already i will do it directly when i get the HGH

And sorry for what happened, but like always just talk to me and we find a solution.
Madsen Akademie
Yeah Madsen blindtests are a huge topic, especially in the German Forums. Because they are very well known for pushing brands like Driada and bashin other brands. There was samples with Drosta that have 90mg, while mine from the same Lab, AB, had 209mg and it was the same batch. Its too easy to fake this blind test.

If you do not send a full, unopened Vial in an unopened Box, the tests are worth nothing. I mean i can take the best product in the world, take 0,5ml in a syringe, put 0,5ml olive oil to this and send it in and voila - you have a 50% underdosed product. Thats bullshit.


Me waiting for Blitz Jano tests
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Packet to Janoshik is stuck, but last time tracking stuck too and it arrived, im writing already with them and they check if its there.

Cant publicly share the tracking for obvious reasons. But here is a proof that i was writing with them today already because of this. Will fix this asap.

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Yes, he actually said he had several tests coming from Jano, but several weeks have passed...

Two possible scenarios: either the products were all under-dosed and it was disappointing to publish them, or those products never reached Jano.
Like said in the comment before, tracking got stuck at the border, happens here and there. Last time funnily too and i send already a second packet. In the end janoshik had to destroy 2 packages full of products, because they got it double.

I would like to try to avoid that. But i will post the tests, even if they are not so good.

I did it last time with Testo C, think i proofed my point.
 
ok, let's look on the bright side, they analyzed E tests and it was 259mg, but they didn't use Jano, there's always the doubt
:)
I would like to know if anyone who uses the E test has PIP problems?
With anyone, i feel included hehe. I use it, 0 pip. Actually few people have PIP with EO.

Just my two cents. Since you asked for anyone :D
 
we only accept janoshik in here

analiza and madsen and whatever homosexual name you can find to save you money is not trusted
Madsen is not only homosexual, hes first of all paid by some brands. Everyone knows it. This guy is pretty famous in Germany and not only for his internet fame, but also for ripping off his own team members. Theres several stories about it and theyre not nice.

Fuck Madsen and his "Blindtests from users". Some brands that are known to be shitty, are shining in his tests, others are completely shitty, even i have from the same batch and lab completely different tests.

Blindtests in general are never trustworthy, if the person who did them is not trustworthy. I could send 1ml applejuice in there, make a photo of any lab/product and post a 0mg result. Absolute nonsense.
 
hes first of all paid by some brands. Everyone knows it.
you know sometimes in the eu market we are so backwards.

im just geniunely against unknown lab tests when rest of the world is testing jano. they can fuck off with that.

you dont have to answer any of that bullshit
 
you dont have to answer any of that bullshit
Actually i dont like to let it stand here just. Youre fully right, even my stubborn self realised that Jano does better tests, hence i switched, even if it costs more money.

But doesnt matter the lab. Blindtests are not trustworthy in general (if not done by a reputable person), especially not done in a group owned by a guy, that is known to get paid by brands to push them and fuck others.
 
Blindtests are not trustworthy in general
dont worry too much, im in the game offline myself. people online arent as malicious as offline, never seen it happen before atleast.

too much traffic for everyone in here.

janoshik and meso have its own protection mechanicms which makes it very hard for any competitors to harm each other.
 
dont worry too much, im in the game offline myself. people online arent as malicious as offline, never seen it happen before atleast.

too much traffic for everyone in here.

janoshik and meso have its own protection mechanicms which makes it very hard for any competitors to harm each other.
I have sold much stuff offline as wholesaler over the years and i have to say, that my experience isnt completely like yours. But there is people who are more annoying than online, thats true. Especially the older people that know everything better.

I mean i remember guys that told me the products are shitty, because they dont have PIP... Well...Hard to find the right words for that. I guess you mean this kind of people.
 
I have sold much stuff offline as wholesaler over the years and i have to say, that my experience isnt completely like yours.
with my personality you know im pissing everyone off hahaha.

i actually make few deals with people from germany, but those bald germans are scary man.

i guess my experience is different since im only choosing to work with retailers/ugls etc not people. i will never get myself to be customer service for those misinformed noobs. worst of the worst customers in the world.

for meso admin to not ban me again my online and offline identities are completely seperate, i would never sell to anyone online and im not a source
 
Just heard from a customer, that he got contacted by a fake Blitzschnell Account on Telegram.

Never buy on Telegram, always buy over my shop. Or take my contact data from this thread or my website.


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