MESO-Rx Sponsor Primal Pharma - US Domestic

[TRT]

Wow. Lost of “New members” riding this train. Lmao!

 

[hellerhiwater]

The Plastic Smoothie: You literally dissolved your own brewing equipment into the TRE 400 and injected it into your customers. That isn’t a "brewing mistake." That is a failure of basic intelligence. You were too incompetent to know your solvents would melt your tools.

• The Great Primo Fraud: You claimed to brew from raws, looked this community in the face, and lied while flipping cheap Chinese re-labels at a domestic markup. That’s not a slip-up; that is a scam.
• Dosage Roulette:
  • Mast P: Underdosed at 153mg/ml (25% weak).
  • Adrol: Underdosed at ~30mg (40% weak).
  • Female Test C: You overdosed a hormone product for women by nearly 25% (62mg/ml). In the medical world, that is malpractice.

These actions are indefensible.

damn dude, haven't thought about it that way. saying "we really wanted to give you guys the primo you wanted" but charging domestic prices on flipped china oils is actually a legitimate scam.

usually the price on the domestic primo is so high due to the raws being priced so high and the general rarity of domestic primo. but when you remove both of those factors, and add in the dishonesty, it really was just a scammy way of making a quick buck.

 

[riggspersonal]

If you’re going to use ChatGPT, at least take the bullet points out. This is painfully obvious and honestly pathetic.

Half of this rant is about things from months ago that we’ve already addressed, corrected, and moved on from. The ‘plastic experiment’ was laughable, which is exactly why we don’t run Tren E400 anymore and upgraded equipment after it. Primo? We owned it, publicly. Keep bringing it up if it makes you feel productive, but it’s not new information.

Anadrol underdose was made right. Female Test C testing is posted, and the dosage is exactly what the lab report shows. Again… months ago.

What’s actually wild is the amount of time you’ve put into rehearsing this dramatic monologue. This isn’t ‘exposing’ anything. It’s a recycled, AI-written rant from someone with too much free time and nothing at stake. If this is what accountability looks like to you, you might want to log off and find something more productive to do brother

Nice try playing the "AI" card to deflect, but let’s talk reality. I don't need a bot to tell me you're a liability.

You call this "old news" and "months ago"? Buddy, look at the calendar. The Janoshik report for your contaminated Test U is dated December 30, 2025. That was literally two weeks ago. You are trying to rewrite history while the ink is still wet on the lab reports.

And don't give me that "we owned it" garbage about the Primo. You didn't "own" anything. You looked everyone in the eye and lied about brewing from raws until you were cornered with proof you were flipping Chinese generics. "Owning it" is what honest people do; confessing because you got caught red-handed is just damage control.

Calling the Tren issue a "plastic experiment" is actually psychotic. You dissolved your brewing equipment into an injectable product. That isn't a "laughable" learning curve, that is gross negligence. You don't get a gold star for upgrading your equipment after you poisoned people.

As for the people still defending you? Don't confuse desperation with loyalty. Crackheads don't complain to the meth dealer about purity, they just want their fix. That's your demographic now: people who don't care if they die as long as the package lands. If that's the "standard" you want to be the benchmark for, congratulations—you made it.

 

[riggspersonal]

Nice try playing the "AI" card to deflect, but let’s talk reality. I don't need a bot to tell me you're a liability.

You call this "old news" and "months ago"? Buddy, look at the calendar. The Janoshik report for your contaminated Test U is dated December 30, 2025. That was literally two weeks ago. You are trying to rewrite history while the ink is still wet on the lab reports.

And don't give me that "we owned it" garbage about the Primo. You didn't "own" anything. You looked everyone in the eye and lied about brewing from raws until you were cornered with proof you were flipping Chinese generics. "Owning it" is what honest people do; confessing because you got caught red-handed is just damage control.

Calling the Tren issue a "plastic experiment" is actually psychotic. You dissolved your brewing equipment into an injectable product. That isn't a "laughable" learning curve, that is gross negligence. You don't get a gold star for upgrading your equipment after you poisoned people.

As for the people still defending you? Don't confuse desperation with loyalty. Crackheads don't complain to the meth dealer about purity, they just want their fix. That's your demographic now: people who don't care if they die as long as the package lands. If that's the "standard" you want to be the benchmark for, congratulations—you made it.

BTW, this is just the stuff that people have caught. Who knows what other skeletons are in the closet.

 

[Primal_Pharma]

Nice try playing the "AI" card to deflect, but let’s talk reality. I don't need a bot to tell me you're a liability.

You call this "old news" and "months ago"? Buddy, look at the calendar. The Janoshik report for your contaminated Test U is dated December 30, 2025. That was literally two weeks ago. You are trying to rewrite history while the ink is still wet on the lab reports.

And don't give me that "we owned it" garbage about the Primo. You didn't "own" anything. You looked everyone in the eye and lied about brewing from raws until you were cornered with proof you were flipping Chinese generics. "Owning it" is what honest people do; confessing because you got caught red-handed is just damage control.

Calling the Tren issue a "plastic experiment" is actually psychotic. You dissolved your brewing equipment into an injectable product. That isn't a "laughable" learning curve, that is gross negligence. You don't get a gold star for upgrading your equipment after you poisoned people.

As for the people still defending you? Don't confuse desperation with loyalty. Crackheads don't complain to the meth dealer about purity, they just want their fix. That's your demographic now: people who don't care if they die as long as the package lands. If that's the "standard" you want to be the benchmark for, congratulations—you made it.

I’m not going to trade insults or play revisionist history.

For the record, Test U has been out of stock for months. What is factual is that the issues were addressed, equipment and processes were upgraded, and controls were tightened. That’s how problems get handled in the real world not by pretending nothing ever happens and not by screaming in a forum.

You’re free to believe whatever you want.

 

[TanFishMan]

It’s not really a question of if, it’s just a matter of time before someone decides to send in their own “testing,” and we all know how easy it is to manipulate those results.

That said, shoot us an email or DM so we can get you reimbursed!

Going forward, we’re requiring clear, high-res photos of a sealed vial that’s been sent to Jano so we can match it against the pictures they post. This way there’s no confusion.

Not to make excuses but the NPP that tested for potential vegetable oil fatty acids looked like a 1ml sample. Is it still required a full sealed vial be sent to Jano for reimbursement? (Excluding some exceptions like the 10 sample combined variance test)

 

[Primal_Pharma]

Not to make excuses but the NPP that tested for potential vegetable oil fatty acids looked like a 1ml sample. Is it still required a full sealed vial be sent to Jano for reimbursement? (Excluding some exceptions like the 10 sample combined variance test)

Yes. Because this stuff can very easily be faked. I’m not saying that’s what happened here, but it’s a reality now, especially when we clearly have a target on our backs.

We are going to revise how reimbursements work going forward, but as it stands we require a completely sealed vial to be sent in for any reimbursement. The only exceptions are specific cases like combined variance testing that we’ve already approved in advance.

 

[TRT]

Ya know this guy is fighting so hard to stay in the game after all these issues I’m starting to think he does have a drug problem.

 

[Primal_Pharma]

Ya know this guy is fighting so hard to stay in the game after all these issues I’m starting to think he does have a drug problem.

I've never drank, smoked or done any kind of drug in my life.

Besides Tren, obviously. And a bit of Test

 

[TRT]

Never sipped a beer?

 

[Primal_Pharma]

Never sipped a beer?

Not even once. Weird I know. Just never tried it ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[newguy2]

I've never drank, smoked or done any kind of drug in my life.

Besides Tren, obviously. And a bit of Test

Now I've lost all respect... sarcasm

 

[TRT]

Not even once. Weird I know. Just never tried it ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Now we definitely know your lying piece of shit.

 

[desertwarrior]

@Primal_Pharma still no lab pics big fella? Show us these improvements you’re making brother. You can share the pic of the raws, why have you outright ignored any requests for lab pics?

 

[powdered_toast_man]

ANOTHER thing I just realized (and I am not yelling at you) but why the HELL would I get NovaPure stoppers and put them on relabeled CN oils. WHY

Hey look, a response that isn't cleaned up chatGPT prose

 

[Photon]

I’m not going to trade insults or play revisionist history.

For the record, Test U has been out of stock for months. What is factual is that the issues were addressed, equipment and processes were upgraded, and controls were tightened. That’s how problems get handled in the real world not by pretending nothing ever happens and not by screaming in a forum.

You’re free to believe whatever you want.

How was the Test U addressed for the buyers? AFAIK most do not know about it. It was only tested recently, sold out months ago and you do not keep customer records? You never once mentioned where the contamination came from or how a 250mg dose came out to exactly 200.

What else is contaminated?

Beakers not washed properly? Reusing filters?
Both present way larger issues beyond "trace amounts of Test E".

 

[johnydrama]

How was the Test U addressed for the buyers? AFAIK most do not know about it. It was only tested recently, sold out months ago and you do not keep customer records? You never once mentioned where the contamination came from or how a 250mg dose came out to exactly 200.

What else is contaminated?

Beakers not washed properly? Reusing filters?
Both present way larger issues beyond "trace amounts of Test E".

Shit. I got a pile of TU. 20 at least….

I will look for the jano test.

 

[Magenzus]

How was the Test U addressed for the buyers? AFAIK most do not know about it. It was only tested recently, sold out months ago and you do not keep customer records? You never once mentioned where the contamination came from or how a 250mg dose came out to exactly 200.

What else is contaminated?

Beakers not washed properly? Reusing filters?
Both present way larger issues beyond "trace amounts of Test E".

Could the contamination come from the tester (the one who sent the vial to Jano)?

 

[Photon]

Hi @loganmiller530

Would you kindly upload pictures of the vials sent for TU testing? Especially the contaminated ones? Was anything done to address it? New vials? Store credit?

 

[Photon]

Shit. I got a pile of TU. 20 at least….

I will look for the jano test.

@Primal_Pharma
Is this how it was addressed?


@johnydrama
Linking for your convenience...

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Post in thread 'Primal Pharma - Lab Testing Results'

Saturday at 12:05 PM

primals test undecanoate, pretty consistent....

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