Consider yourself warned. I keep them up just so that I can torture Deadick. some more. I still send him emails saying "you can't have this."
I must admit, since I have gotten back in good shape, I walk around the house naked. A lot.
I also fart randomly. My son does (5 year old) as well.
This Sunday we both farted on my wife, in perfect harmony. We then gave the obligatory "High 5" ..Everything was going well, especially the "EEEWWW" from my wife who also threw a bottle of hand lotion at me.
I asked "what is this for?" She said I was "going to need it for a while".