Just got screwed and need Test E within a week!

[searay]

Searay been watching cops reloaded!

You got that right! Really I was basically joking but again but.....! If you think le is not on all the sites including this 1 your wrong! And why we believe we are all just a bunch of good ole fitness buffs just looking to better ourselves, theres a greenhorn le lurking out there looking at us with no more respect than a heroin addict just waiting for there chance! We all better know thats the truth!

 

[TheGuy85]

Im always paranoid/ cautious and it has served me well over the years! Watched on news awhile back and the cops had set up a drug house selling drugs out the window of the house! Then busting them as they left I would of thought that would be entrapment! Thats 1 law I dont want to be on the wrong side of a misinterpretation of it! Im sure its just a noob but...........!!!!!

The thought of a LE source busting buyers scares me, all the feds have to do is run it down to local agents and they decide whether or not you have bought enough to warrant charging you with possession with intent in that state. I really have no idea how the scenario would play out.

 

[Juice n Goose]

That's why they teach, rather than do, right?
I'm just a cowboy, man. Besides school stuff, I use a computer like once every couple weeks. Never used a forum either.

Really?

what my be-screwed friend is your major?

what year ya' in.

.where ya' go?

just curious. Im a junior in computer/electronics engineering

and I think Jets is a school-boy,(ahem) SCHOOL-BRO too. He may wonder too!.

quick now! HAHA!

 

[Juice n Goose]

On second thought after readin searay n that guy...Take interstate 40 west to I-10 south.

Go until you see a sign that says BienVienidos A Ciudad De Juarez

Turn left on Avenida Javier Prado and head east.

There..you will see ONE DAMN FINE FARMACIA after another

Look for "the Walgreens de Mexico. The farmacias with red-crosses on 'em

I aint kidding, there will be a guy outside like a carnival Barker to usher you in!

Im serious. Buy a botle of eyedrops,say 20ml and some vaselina.youll know soon!

Get your farmacina de Juarez roids and squirt them into the now empty eyedrop bottle

Poke the bottle up your ass(Im serious..my pal did this once) and go back through customs!!!!

You are now g2g!!!!

Sincerely, Goose

 

[friendofdrew]

Poke the bottle up your ass(Im serious..my pal did this once) and go back through customs!!!!

Am I smuggling drugs or is this a new technique to absorb test via the colon. Pls respond.

 

[pittbox]

On second thought after readin searay n that guy...Take interstate 40 west to I-10 south.

Go until you see a sign that says BienVienidos A Ciudad De Juarez

Turn left on Avenida Javier Prado and head east.

There..you will see ONE DAMN FINE FARMACIA after another

Look for "the Walgreens de Mexico. The farmacias with red-crosses on 'em

I aint kidding, there will be a guy outside like a carnival Barker to usher you in!

Im serious. Buy a botle of eyedrops,say 20ml and some vaselina.youll know soon!

Get your farmacina de Juarez roids and squirt them into the now empty eyedrop bottle

Poke the bottle up your ass(Im serious..my pal did this once) and go back through customs!!!!

You are now g2g!!!!

Sincerely, Goose

Just one?

 

[Kubrick]

Am I smuggling drugs or is this a new technique to absorb test via the colon. Pls respond.

Haha. This is great! Are you serious?!

 

[friendofdrew]

Haha. This is great! Are you serious?!

Why? You want pics, you freak?

 

[Juice n Goose]

Am I smuggling drugs or is this a new technique to absorb test via the colon. Pls respond.

Well the term"smuggling" seems so, well you know judicial and all.

Secreting drugs in your anus, is not My notion of smuggling. Its only a couple of a vials n' all.

But the vaselina lo mejor! should help smooth the whole deal out.

Man, my good friend did it 4 times in 12 weeks(small anus I guess!) and though he offered to share(I graciously declined)

Its a START!!

Goose

 

[Juice n Goose]

Why? You want pics, you freak?

Yah right when you shove the bottle in your ass bend over and snap a pic!

Then send it to yo' Mammy!!! HAHA just kidding. But something tells me u should tie a string to the bottle! Ya know,case it gets away from ya!! HAHA

You know..in case it slides WAAYYY UP there!

Dude,Im from NEW Mexico,El Paso/juarez are just down the road.

Thought Id give you a source! Now you imply Im a Freak?

I AM a freak! Thats what my wife says when im sitting on 20-30 vials of gear and shit maybe 4000 caps!!!!
UMMMM! I think ill go pin some Test E now,say 500mg. That'll do 'er!

Oh..you still there Dude? Sorry... CLICK!!

 

[Candyskull]

On second thought after readin searay n that guy...Take interstate 40 west to I-10 south.

Go until you see a sign that says BienVienidos A Ciudad De Juarez

Turn left on Avenida Javier Prado and head east.

There..you will see ONE DAMN FINE FARMACIA after another

Look for "the Walgreens de Mexico. The farmacias with red-crosses on 'em

I aint kidding, there will be a guy outside like a carnival Barker to usher you in!

Im serious. Buy a botle of eyedrops,say 20ml and some vaselina.youll know soon!

Get your farmacina de Juarez roids and squirt them into the now empty eyedrop bottle

Poke the bottle up your ass(Im serious..my pal did this once) and go back through customs!!!!

You are now g2g!!!!

Sincerely, Goose

Goose, you're one crazy ass mother fucker. I'm in awe of you, sir. :notworthy:
Used to be real easy to go down to Tijuana and get what you wanted from the New York Pharmicia. Not no more. If I can't just walk it across, I ain't putting it in the trunk [)]

 

[CristianoV91]

Am I smuggling drugs or is this a new technique to absorb test via the colon. Pls respond.

That moment when something actually makes you LOL. Haha thank you for that

 

[therock123]

So I'm new to AAS and just got screwed twice. First source gave me about 16ml (instead of the 25ml I ordered). Out of desperation, I ordered from another guy, but I haven't heard from him since he picked up my $ at WU.

I'm trying to run a 12 week cycle of Test E (at 500mg/ week), but I'm only on week 8 and will be out of oil next week.

So I'm really stressin'. I need a 10ml bottle of Test E shipped immediately. I live in Utah. Do any sources deliver such a small order that quickly? If someone can help me out, I'll be a customer for life.

Thanks
Seriously, Are you guys stupid,Contact Astro Labs

 

[zdawnz]

>be rando
>say desperate cuz got screwed mid cycle on the forum with information that can be found on first page
>get nowhere

 

[Juice n Goose]

Goose, you're one crazy ass mother fucker. I'm in awe of you, sir. :notworthy:
Used to be real easy to go down to Tijuana and get what you wanted from the New York Pharmicia. Not no more. If I can't just walk it across, I ain't putting it in the trunk [)]

Cant say as if I blame ya" Candyskull,I couldnt do it either Bro.!!

I suppose its all about how bad you want 'em and if ya dont mind locking shit up in the "jail safe"
HAH!

Last time I was in juarez without a passport was in '2007. Now either you get a full passport or one of those pass-cards where you can only use it for Mexico and Central America and Canada.

Its beyond me why one would get a pass-card because of the limited # of countries it can be flashed in and its only a few bucks less.

You Sir, are correct Sir: Once upon a time when I was a youngster a bunch of us would rush the border of a weekend and go apeshit down Avenida de Ciudad de Juarez.Lots of clubs,good food,women and parties aplenty plus the pharmacies were open to the pubic.

Wasnt even a customs stop if you walked over the bridge.

You didnt want to take your truck or car because it would likely be the last time you eve saw it again if you left it in a Juarez parking lot!

So getting gear back then was no problem but quality was hit or miss. If you wanted but it you had to pay duty on liquor and cigarettes. Dont know why you'd buy your smokes down there cause American smokes could be bartered!

The local Mescal sure was worth bringing back home though!!

Fun could be had by One and All!! And if you werent in any shape to go home or found some companionship you could get a room for about 6$/ night!

Yep..Those were the good 'ol days,But I have no use for Border towns any

longer. Too much has changed!

Goose