130lb too small for steroids??

"crazy roid monkey"? WTF, did you do your homework and doesnt your mother have the AOL parental controls set so you cant access sites like this. Go to bed you'll never get up in time to catch the bus. Only kidding!!!

Give it time bro,these guys gave you some really good advice here. Take it and run with it, look at it like this, in 4 - 5 years you could have a pretty good understanding of AAS. Knowledge is power, gain all the power you can before you start injecting shit into your body. Good luck bro.
 
steroids dont make u a crazy roid monkey, u may believe that steroids in highschool are some amazing force that will make u strong and cool and wild.....u got life fucked up...I cant say much because im not much older than u and began early, but i was also weighing 130 pounds my freshman year at age 15 benchin in the 215.....hit a nice growth spirt my sophmore year and by the summer i was 16 benchin 300lbs......im not tellin you this to brag but on top of all this my dad had me weight training since the 5th grade and i was very knowledgable, but i still hesitated VERY much about taking roids at an early age.....think about all the fuckin sides with early administration....What aggravates me the most is that kids think roids can make u big and all that shit....Dont even think about roids until youve completed every piece of the lifting puzzle.....consistency, discipline, nutrition, training, ect.....once you do this youll get the fullest out of the steroids. Ive seen kids take roids and not grow a pound, or quit early......And ive seen small guys win state wrestling championships at 152lbs .....its all in what you got before you use the steroids...the juice isnt gonna make you a lifter, you need to get ur shit together then let roids take you to the next level... Kids without nutrition start eating right and blow up like they are on roids.....i got suspected of usin roids so much before i used them it was ridiculous....and this is because i had nutrition in check..... Being 18....130 pounds and 5 foot 5 i dont think yours is in check...not bein a dick just lookin out for you
 
Silverback said:
They could shoot him out of the cannon!

Roll up roll up, be the first to see the amazing crazy roid monkey!!

55inches of crazy hairy monkey, he will do ANYTHING jacked up on a DANGEROUS cocktail of steroids, see him FLY, see him scream like the jungle killer he is!!
 
there was this guy when I was in high school his name was ed he was 5' 2 or 3 weight 110 he ended up useing and went on to, in 3 years time seting a new world record bench more than 3 times his weight cant remember what it was exacly. That guy used so much juice it was insane. 6 months after setting the record he got arrested for stealing panties off of laundry lines. Thats no shit, he was one of thouse that went around saying it was the juice that made me do it. so do what you have to but if I hear of a 18 getting busted sniffing panties ill know who to e-mail lol lol lol
 
Ronin_ said:
Roll up roll up, be the first to see the amazing crazy roid monkey!!

55inches of crazy hairy monkey, he will do ANYTHING jacked up on a DANGEROUS cocktail of steroids, see him FLY, see him scream like the jungle killer he is!!

LOL!!
 
WTF? k first off he meant 5' 5'', hes 130 lbs and benches 205 1rm. which is pretty good. Me and him know how to train. We know about all the splits, the set increments for various muscle groups. We train hard. So why wouldnt steroids be a good thing for us? You think because we eighteen we dont know how too lift? "OK" nice bias there buddy. But thanks for your comments on steroids, we newbs to the whole steroid thing.
 
thanx for the advise (to the people who werent bitches) i know how to eat and train i weigh 130 but i have about 3 percent body fat i havent been trying to gain mass that is why i am 130 but i want to that is why i was thinking about steroids

i am a wrestler so i have been trying to stay and lean as i could and not gain alot of mass

i did weigh 120 and i trianed for three months and and went up to 130 without steroids so i know how to eat and train

i recently moved schools and they dont have wrestling so i decided to gain mass thats what made me think about steroids

personaly i dont think if u weigh 130 it just depends on how much you take but it does matter when you dont really know about steroids and im not trying to rush it
im taking legal andro and getting blood work to see if my body is not ready for shit like that and i know that andro isnt even close to that shit but you have to start somewere i have talked to my doctor about it and he told me not to do it but he also told me if i was going to do it any ways that he would give me blood test to see if im doing good (i have a doctor i can trust)
 
Joels doctor - ring ring (calling police) ring ring " yeh i have a greasey wop here who is doing some juice" , Police - " we'll be right there"

doctor - "yeh........... come on in joel i got the "results" "
 
BioAS said:
For starters you and fuck head above you are pissing me off...both of you come on here and talk about how you know how to train...uhhhh sounds like you fucking dont...and I could give a shit about your stats, cuz until I see it myself I dont believe...whether the number is impressive or shitty i dont care until I see it...I know so many kids your age that brag about high numbers but the fuckin bar bounces of your chest and your partner does a fuckin bent over row helping you lift it...yeah you know what your doing...whatever...grant it you maybe different then again you may not be...if you know so much why dont you inform us with some of this knowledge you have in the training forum..why dont you talk to us about training volume, different types of set and rep schemes, why training age plays a big role in your volume of training, etc....whats even worse is you didnt even post a damn thing about your training...here is you...yeah i is 5'5" and 130 and bench 205 etc...uuhhhh where the fuck is your squat and deadlift numbers...if you dont do these two exercises then apparently your a dumb fuck...am i right?...i mean yall are so "A" typical kids...also if your gonna take steroids I hope to god you have done some form of research...and reading one fuckin article is not research...you should buy tons of literature and be on these boards for over a year before you even think of doing steroids...and if you knew so fuckin much why are you even thinking about doing steroids at your age...uhhhh your natural test and gh levels are high...stupid shits!!!!...there is nothing wrong coming on here and asking for help....but getting offensive at people calling you out and then you claiming you know what your doing is a big fucking joke...here is what you need to do...study the endocrine system...get some books by Poliquin and King and do what they say and HEY you may grow naturally!!!!!! on top of that learn about nutrition...i bet you dont even know the fucking basics on nutrition...like I said I have no problem with people your age...just people your age who thinks they know every-fucking-thing!!!!!

here are some of your quotes:
im taking legal andro and getting blood work to see if my body is not ready for shit like that and i know that andro isnt even close to that shit but you have to start somewere i have talked to my doctor about it and he told me not to do it but he also told me if i was going to do it any ways that he would give me blood test to see if im doing good (i have a doctor i can trust)

ANDRO FUCKING SUCKS and once again your fucking natural test levels are high at your age...shit your an idiot!!!! if you want a good supplement take whey protein, multivit/min., MRPs, glutamine, BCAA, and most importantly LEARN TO FUCKING EAT CORRECTLY!

and to your lil fuck friend who said ..." Me and him know how to train. We know about all the splits, the set increments for various muscle groups."

-well shit sherlock you sure do sound like you know what your doing...what the fuck does saying you know about splits represent you know what you are doing...if you knew what you were doing you wouldnt need steroids at your age now would you?

" We train hard. So why wouldnt steroids be a good thing for us? "
- uhhhh apparently yall are against reading cuz i explained earlier about your natural testosterone levels being elevated at your age...dumb fuck!

"You think because we eighteen we dont know how too lift?
- WOW you finally learned something...congradulations!!!!!

"OK" nice bias there buddy. But thanks for your comments on steroids, we newbs to the whole steroid thing."
- God I see light at the end of the tunnel!!!!!!" lol


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bio you are tight on track!
 
Joel, you were given some great advice here on the boards from bioAS and several others. You came to use for advice but you now claim you know everything. If you knew how to train and eat, you wouldn't be 130. Dude you are 130 pounds, I can push you and you'll fall LOL. Im sure you also don't have 3 percent bodyfat so don't bullshit me. You're just a young fuck 18 year old who thinks he is a badass and needs to get his ass beat. You dont need juice you need an ass whoopin roid monkey. You wanna live a crazy roid monkey lifestyle because its cool, huh? You are juicing for the wrong reasons. It is people like you who give us the bad rap. I personally hate 18 year olds.

I can't even believe BioAS still responded to your dumbass, and in quite a lengthy post I say! but he did because he is STILL trying to help your pathetic ass. Get in the gym and lift some heavy weights, stop taking so much pride in your 130 pound physique because your EGO is too damn high for it!
 
Ronin_ said:
Roll up roll up, be the first to see the amazing crazy roid monkey!!

55inches of crazy hairy monkey, he will do ANYTHING jacked up on a DANGEROUS cocktail of steroids, see him FLY, see him scream like the jungle killer he is!!


:D now that was some funny shit
 
along the lines of what Bio said, You say you can bench 205lbs, but can you even squat that much? The crazy steroid lifestyle????? BODYBUILDING is a lifestyle. Steroids are not a lifestyle. that's like, "man I remember when I lived the creatine lifestyle, it was crazy!"
 
ok, I just read your other post and you were thinking of doing a deca only cycle?
Do some research on "Deca-dick". When I was 18 in HS I was really into lifting but I was also busy getting some ass, and I sure as hell wouldn't have taken anything that could suppress my ability to get a hard-on.
 
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