AirBorne'sGirl
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ok so i got back from california a few weeks ago and brought home a joke i picked up out there. you will probably think it's the dumbest joke ever, but the boy says i should post it anyways....
so a guy walks into a bar. the bar is completely empty except for the bartender standing behind the bar. guy decides to sit down and get himself a drink. so he's sitting there, minding his own business when all of a sudden he hears a voice that sounds like it sucked on too much helium say..."I like your jacket!" the guy is freaked, looks around and sees no one but the bartender standing all the way at the other end of the bar. he tells himself that he's hearing things and resumes drinking. a few minutes later he hears the same voice say, "I like you're tie too!" so now this guy is about to shit his pants. he thinks he's going crazy and calls the bartender over and tells him that he's hearing things. the bartender just smiles and says, "oh don't worry, it's just the peanuts....they're complimentary!"
i know it's stupid. i warned you. i just happen to think that it's stupid enough to laugh at. have a good one guys!
so a guy walks into a bar. the bar is completely empty except for the bartender standing behind the bar. guy decides to sit down and get himself a drink. so he's sitting there, minding his own business when all of a sudden he hears a voice that sounds like it sucked on too much helium say..."I like your jacket!" the guy is freaked, looks around and sees no one but the bartender standing all the way at the other end of the bar. he tells himself that he's hearing things and resumes drinking. a few minutes later he hears the same voice say, "I like you're tie too!" so now this guy is about to shit his pants. he thinks he's going crazy and calls the bartender over and tells him that he's hearing things. the bartender just smiles and says, "oh don't worry, it's just the peanuts....they're complimentary!"
i know it's stupid. i warned you. i just happen to think that it's stupid enough to laugh at. have a good one guys!
