A Southern Yankee's Winter Blast

I'm home every night now. I work 8 hours a day. No need for overtime. My pay is not the greatest, but it's okay. I deal with sailors and on occasion a few DUMB FUCKING JAR HEADS! All jar heads are dumb...lol.

Yeah that's right! I was in the world's best NAVY!

Used to move tanks, dragon wagons, humvees, etc.. now I sit on the peers and move Navy Junk...mostly flatbeads

Edit...moved Amtracks too.
 
Be careful with that statement. If half the lore of a strong navy wasn't the fact they created America's first spec ops then all they would have is cannons. When marines are present it adds significant fear to the enemy and bravado to its leaders. Now just take them jarheads to battle will ya. Its ok you can stay in garrison;)
 
Yeah man! I thought it was really well written and fun to follow! I read yours and TEK's all the way thru
Hate you wasted your time in mine lol...you deserve a cookie.

Started out with noble intentions but had to have MB come edit a lot of sensitive info out later and now we basically just bullshit in there...trying to post some videos soon and get back to the iron in there but it's just so fucking hard to stay in my "parameters". I'm paying for my programming now and coach gave me an ultimatum about posting on the open boards...then you've got anonymity concerns and what not. And on top of that you gotta catch me when I'm sober so sounds like the perfect storm to just keep posting tit pics and dead animals.
 
Friday 3/6/15

Pure shoulder day

Military press-10 sets
start at 200x10
End at 110x10

Bent dumbbell rear laterals 3 sets

Dumbbell laterals 4 sets

I dont know what to do with my arms right now. They are in pain. Cramping up. I can barely lift my water bottle to my lips. Great workout and very time efficient too. About 30 minutes in duration.

I just realized a porn star ( girl ) comes to my gym. Blew my mind. Cant believe it didnt register before. I have crazy face recognition skills. Every time she walks bye im like wtf why doesnt she ring a bell? Then it dawned on me this morning. Googled her and BAM. I knew I spanked it to her before. Haha
 
Btw I learned yesterday I dont like anal sex with the wife.

Test is giving me crazy sex drive. She likes it too :)

She's been cumming so much recently that it was easy for me to convince her to surrender her ass. She was game and so was I. Greased the groove and went to town. A few different positions. Then I realized this ain't NEARLY as enjoyable as the good ol muff. Any way. Ill pass on the balloon knot here going forth.

Dont know what im gonna do this week. She's waving her red flag. I told her she's gonna have chapped lips everyday. She just smiles. Love that bitch
 
Btw I learned yesterday I dont like anal sex with the wife.

Test is giving me crazy sex drive. She likes it too :)

She's been cumming so much recently that it was easy for me to convince her to surrender her ass. She was game and so was I. Greased the groove and went to town. A few different positions. Then I realized this ain't NEARLY as enjoyable as the good ol muff. Any way. Ill pass on the balloon knot here going forth.

Dont know what im gonna do this week. She's waving her red flag. I told her she's gonna have chapped lips everyday. She just smiles. Love that bitch
sounds like you got good test finally :D

good to hear keep killin' it there Squatch
 
I'm with you on the anal thing. Feels like a waste of perfectly good pussy. I'm not into it
keep it in the pink and shove your thumb in the stink..
then you can put a lil pressure down on your shaft, and massage her guts

These girls don't let me longstroke it in the backdoor so I just get frustrated, it's fun to just stick the tip soley so they can lick it clean though. A2M for the win bc I'm a grimey motherfucker like that....just playin the hand I was dealt

Another crowd pleaser is get on your back and get her to squat over your face...tell her to pour some corn liquor down her ass crack and you put your mouth on her clit. Gets all that extra flavor when it rolls down the crack and around the dootyhole. I was feeling froggy and stood up flicked my zippo and blew it back at her one night....seared about 4 inches of curls off on one side. That was an expensive haircut, she played along well though. still looked good too
 
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Not going A2M on my woman, I'd never be able to kiss her again lol
Trukker, you think the test is something right now, what til you try Tren. Sex drive will be completely off the hook, and you CAN'T get enough. My woman just flat out can't keep up, but at least she try's.
 
Tren is some thing im putting off for as long as possible.

Its supposed to be the most powerful and I have plenty of ground to cover with modest doses of the basics. Dont want it and dont need it. Im growing fast with just beginner cycles and should for many years

Plus...tren scares me.
 
Not going A2M on my woman, I'd never be able to kiss her again lol

awww com'on boys :D
I understand trukker bc his wife kisses his boys' goodnight with that mouth but your mouth is fine! I'll give a girl a rimjob with a pinch of cope in....

basically the only thing I WON'T do is let this little girl gimme a rusty trombone. I'll lick her asshole, but ain't no way I'm kissin her after she eats my hairy ass. ughhhhh :eek:
 
Me...im not college material. I fucked off too much in HS. Graduated and all sure. But I hate school. I could live 5 lives back to back and I would never do any better than the girl I have been and am with now. She keeps me straight and alive. I wouldn't do anything to fuck that up.

Call it what ever you want. Its from the heart. And I mean it. There isnt anything I could ever do to repay her for keeping me here and turning me around. This GUY is perfectly content:D
 
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