A woman at work asked me???

Nuteboy

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Okay I knew I'd get another question sooner or later. But a woman at work asked "how do I get rid of Cellulite."

I did not have an answer for that one as it took me by surprised. Any replies on how she can get rid of Cellulite besides surgery???

I'd say she's around 5'6" and looks to be between 160 to 170lbs.
 
Nuteboy said:
Okay I knew I'd get another question sooner or later. But a woman at work asked "how do I get rid of Cellulite."

I did not have an answer for that one as it took me by surprised. Any replies on how she can get rid of Cellulite besides surgery???

I'd say she's around 5'6" and looks to be between 160 to 170lbs.

What she needs to loose is about 40 lbs. Then the cellulite will probablly take care of itself.
 
have u heard about endormology,, not sure of the spelling...it is suppose to break down the cellulite in the body, its like a hard vacuum, they put it on ur body and then run this vacuum type thing....i think u have to do quite a few sessions in order to see any results.....
 
Shes screwed. Cellulite doesnt go away. Someone women can reduce its presence with dropping bodyfat, but other women have cellulite even at very low bodyfat levels (mid teen %s).
 
Patuba said:
Would Lipostabil work on cellulite?



yeah she's fucked. women spend millions every year on the newest technology for cellulite. it's just like the hairloss problem, once you got it nothing will bring your body 100% back to the way it was.
 
Question

crewboss is cellulite fat deposit under the muscle???

Does anyone knows becuz if so then this woman is FUCKED.
 
Cellulite is actually fat/tissue pushed through a membrane near the skin. Imagine a screen that you put on your windows. Try pushing some hamburger through it. Most wont go through the screen, but there will be areas where some meat bumps up on the other side. Thats basically what cellulite is.
 
Nuteboy said:
Oh fuck that's nasty Bob Smith. Now I will have a hard time eating food tonight.
there is a way bro, it works good, she can put her name in for the new show the swan, or even better, a new make over, works wonders that I watched on TV,
 
Nuteboy said:
Okay I knew I'd get another question sooner or later. But a woman at work asked "how do I get rid of Cellulite."

I did not have an answer for that one as it took me by surprised. Any replies on how she can get rid of Cellulite besides surgery???

I'd say she's around 5'6" and looks to be between 160 to 170lbs.


Tell her that fresh, warm yogurt disolves cellulite, and she can start today.....simply craw under your desk...and say....AAAAAHHHHH.
 
Bob Smith said:
Cellulite is actually fat/tissue pushed through a membrane near the skin. Imagine a screen that you put on your windows. Try pushing some hamburger through it. Most wont go through the screen, but there will be areas where some meat bumps up on the other side. Thats basically what cellulite is.


Haha - thats disgusting
 
Bob Smith said:
Cellulite is actually fat/tissue pushed through a membrane near the skin. Imagine a screen that you put on your windows. Try pushing some hamburger through it. Most wont go through the screen, but there will be areas where some meat bumps up on the other side. Thats basically what cellulite is.


oh my :eek:

Must get mental image out of head!!!!!
 
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