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I remember the first time i ever saw a prostitute, it was in the palms place hotel in vegas. She was asian and i saw her through an escort agency called discreet whispers. I have never had sex or seen a girl naked or even kissed a girl, so i had no idea what i was in for. I couldnt get hard so she just jumped on my dick raw. I ended up getting an std and i thought i had aids i remember i was drinking all day i thought i was going to die. I had to go to the hospital after i woke up later about a week after the encounter where my balls swelled up. They were huge so i drove to the hospital and i had to get a shot in my ass and take these pills. That was the only time i ever had an std and it was my first time i ever had sex. I dont know if i should count this either but when i stuck my tongue in a korean prostitutes asshole i got strep throat or something. I had all these spots in my throat and i was really sick for like 2 weeks. Ive still never had sex without paying for it thays why im going to take steroids since i already have the money and the cars and the house and the clothes.
 
Man, all I can say is that if tinder was around back when I was single my dick would have rotted off!!! That thing is so easy, guy I work with is an ugly fuck and gets more action than he can handle from that app!!!!
 
Okay yea im a player because i hit the streets and make the amount of money required to fuck a girl in like 10 mins. Who the hell can get a girl to have sex with you within 10 mins of meeting them? Im sleeping next to 100 grand. Gucci mane told me to do so
 
Okay yea im a player because i hit the streets and make the amount of money required to fuck a girl in like 10 mins. Who the hell can get a girl to have sex with you within 10 mins of meeting them? Im sleeping next to 100 grand. Gucci mane told me to do so
Your a fucking idiot.. you don't know famous peeps.... u don't deal drugs and your not paying for pussy... u probably live in your mom's basement get the fuck out of here man.. no one's got time for your bullshit I'm cool story..
 
The real secret is knowing what girls really want. Yes, some are different but they have a lot in common. You.want to land a girl fast? Heres a tip....taken her to a dance lesson the first date. Tell her to dress nice, you already have plans and it's a surprise. You go to a dance class where you grab her and dance, real dancing, like balloon style. Game over from there
 
Or save your money and do what I do

Catch a chick coming out of bar stumbling to her car, put her in your trunk, kill her, have all the sex you want.

P.S. If you want the pussy warm you gotta be quick. But some lube will work if you don't mind it chilled.
 
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Im looking really pretty in my s550
 
Or save your money and do what I do

Catch a chick coming out of bar stumbling to her car, put her in your trunk, kill her, have all the sex you want.

P.S. If you want the pussy warm you gotta be quick. But some lube will work if you don't mind it chilled.

Do i have to kill her first?
Can't i plow it before and after?

So many rules...
i think i'll stick with the chloroform route.
 
I have a lot of scrilla and no girls want to have sex with me. I will take steroids now since i am mad and i wi take viagra and get horny roid rage then run girls over with my s550 and then rape them
 
Could you do us all a favor?

Write Meso-Rx on a sheet of paper, with the date and your screen name.

Tape said sheet of paper to the INSIDE window of the car, driver or passenger side, doesn't matter, then take a nice wide angle picture for all of us here.
 
Could you do us all a favor?

Write Meso-Rx on a sheet of paper, with the date and your screen name.

Tape said sheet of paper to the INSIDE window of the car, driver or passenger side, doesn't matter, then take a nice wide angle picture for all of us here.
Lol
 
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