Am I the Only one......

[deadguy]

who goes to the tanning bed and HOPES one of the bitches working there or one of the ladies coming in to tan will accidentally walk in the door and see me standing there naked rubbing lotion all over my yank??

 

[deadguy]

notice i rated it a 5 star thread cause i'm cool and you all want to be like me.

 

[killiob]

who goes to the tanning bed and HOPES one of the bitches working there or one of the ladies coming in to tan will accidentally walk in the door and see me standing there naked rubbing lotion all over my yank??

Oh yeah, i wish for the same thing every time i go, i hope one of those hot bitches that work there walk in and say lets go. i will be all oiled and ready to go. .

 

[HHH]

Lol,,how ya been Deadguy? Been a bit ,, have'nt
seen you around much. Busy bro?

HHH

 

[Flexerman]

who goes to the tanning bed and HOPES one of the bitches working there or one of the ladies coming in to tan will accidentally walk in the door and see me standing there naked rubbing lotion all over my yank??

My last two shows I've used tanning beds and picked up a fungus. The second time I even took my own cleaner in to make doubly sure the bed was clean. Nasty white blotches, had to take oral medication then it took a few months for my pigment to return. I'm going to try stand up booths from now on, or spray on tan.

 

[Bob Smith]

I must have been going to the wrong tanning places! None of those places have ever had hot 16-30 year old hotties workin! I got scammed!

 

[deadguy]

My last two shows I've used tanning beds and picked up a fungus. The second time I even took my own cleaner in to make doubly sure the bed was clean. Nasty white blotches, had to take oral medication then it took a few months for my pigment to return. I'm going to try stand up booths from now on, or spray on tan.

So what you are trying to say is...the girls actually DID come in and you got a disease or 5?

 

[dolfe1]

I must have been going to the wrong tanning places! None of those places have ever had hot 16-30 year old hotties workin! I got scammed!

What did they have where you went? Beat up looking chicks like the one in the I'm in love thread?

 

[deadguy]

Lol,,how ya been Deadguy? Been a bit ,, have'nt
seen you around much. Busy bro?

HHH

HOw's it goin H cubed? Bero, I have been busy at work, busy looking for another job, busy working out, according to a few here..busy hanging out on boners.com, and getting pissed cause this new website is jumpy and slow on the PC here at work!

Oh yeah...just started tanning, too.

 

[deadguy]

and with my penis being as small as it is, I have been tempted to slide it through the slats on the door and let it say hello to everyone who walks by.

 

[Bob Smith]

What did they have where you went? Beat up looking chicks like the one in the I'm in love thread?

Pretty much. 45 year old women that have spent all-together too much time in the tanning booth.

DG, any word on the baseball deal?

 

[deadguy]

Pretty much. 45 year old women that have spent all-together too much time in the tanning booth.

DG, any word on the baseball deal?

They have a few more regional tryouts before they let us know how we scored. It may be June before i know anything. They need to hurry and tell me because i need time to get bigger and more cut, pierce myself about 15 times, and develop a serious addiction to alcohol and drugs to spice up the show a bit.

 

[Bob Smith]

lol, then youd fit right in with the pros!

What else you lookin at in terms of a new job?

 

[deadguy]

lol, then youd fit right in with the pros!

What else you lookin at in terms of a new job?

interviewed withBRC LIberty this morning, have a callback interview with AXA Advisors to be sxcheduled today, and i a looking into purchasing a funeral home. LOL think i have enough on my plate yet?

 

[Bob Smith]

You would know much better than I, but Ive heard mixed things about owning funeral homes. Some say that with people living so much longer, combined with more people deciding on cremation, that the profit is going way down. Then again, Ive seen some other owners that drive around in Escalades and have tons of cash.

The fin planner route is a difficult one. They are basically insurance people who also sell mutual funds and annuities. High turnover, usually lots of expenses that you pick up out of your own money.

 

[deadguy]

You would know much better than I, but Ive heard mixed things about owning funeral homes. Some say that with people living so much longer, combined with more people deciding on cremation, that the profit is going way down. Then again, Ive seen some other owners that drive around in Escalades and have tons of cash.

Baby Boomers are gonna send funeral home business through the roof in the next 10-20 years. Even cremation prices are going up to cover such increases. It's also geographical...some areas cremate more than others. I am in SC..we don't cremate as much as most northern states.

AXA job wuld be with the Benefit Retirements Group..a newlwy formed group that focuses on a 403b plan for educators, gov. employees and non profiteers. Being well-known here will help me with that. we will see. Until then, it's back to the tanning bed to peek through the slats

 

[Hogg]

I believe the condition that you picked up is called tinae versicolar(sp). I picked it up at the gym about 3 years ago. it took a good 18 months to go away on its own....nasty.

 

[deadguy]

I believe the condition that you picked up is called tinae versicolar(sp). I picked it up at the gym about 3 years ago. it took a good 18 months to go away on its own....nasty.

was that after the time you got it while sitting in the drivethru at a taco joint while little ducks walked in front of your car full of shaven asian boys?

 

[killiob]

I believe the condition that you picked up is called tinae versicolar(sp). I picked it up at the gym about 3 years ago. it took a good 18 months to go away on its own....nasty.

yep, i got it too from a tanning bed, but i had to take some pills and put on cream to get rid of it.

killiob

 

[deadguy]

yep, i got it too from a tanning bed, but i had to take some pills and put on cream to get rid of it.

killiob

sounds like a good case of the drips to me and not some tanning bed disease.