Any dancers, rappers or shadow boxers in your gym?

There is a younger guy early 20s or so that is an aspiring rapper. He apparently records his "own shit" beats and his GF who works at the gym plays them every so often. This guy then proceeds to rap along "air mike and all" with his own mixes in the gym for all to enjoy. If people didnt know me in there, i would smash a 4-5 on his face...but other than that, gym is g2g!
 
There is a punching bag hanging near the cardio equipment in my gym, I don't think I've ever seen to many guys use it. The other day as I'm going through my cardio workout I see a some scrawny fuck moving in on it with a shadow boxing routine. He would go in and back out throwing punches but never connecting with the bag. So anyways I'm watching semi amused as he takes like 5 huge steps back and slips his shoes off. He then proceeds to walk up on the bag super tough like, suddenly jumps back and goes to pull a spinning kick on the bag and cause he was wearing only socks slipped and slammed strait on his back. Even the older people in there couldn't hold back a few laughs. I damn near died.
 
There is a punching bag hanging near the cardio equipment in my gym, I don't think I've ever seen to many guys use it. The other day as I'm going through my cardio workout I see a some scrawny fuck moving in on it with a shadow boxing routine. He would go in and back out throwing punches but never connecting with the bag. So anyways I'm watching semi amused as he takes like 5 huge steps back and slips his shoes off. He then proceeds to walk up on the bag super tough like, suddenly jumps back and goes to pull a spinning kick on the bag and cause he was wearing only socks slipped and slammed strait on his back. Even the older people in there couldn't hold back a few laughs. I damn near died.
These are the kind of guys every gym needs
 
I get them all depending what time you go. Some of the biggest weirdos don't do any of that. There's one guy inperticular that I swear is some kind of serial killer. He looks normal but the way he moves and something I pick up on during his conversations creeps me out. He reminds me a friend I use to have. He killed both his parents with a hammer and left them in his room while he had a party with friends.
Dude asked me to spot him one day and I just eye-ball fucked him quietly for a moment and then simply replied "no". Lol needed to let him know I wasn't that easy to kill.ha jk just don't mingle with people when I workout.

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There's a woman at mine who dances doing laps around the gym and yells wooh! Every 30 second or so. That's all she does too. I've never seen her on any price of equipment. She goes around the equipment in circles, but never actually uses it.

Im still laughing about the "wooh-woman" , lol . We got a lady at my gym that walks all around swinging 5lb dumbbells all over the place . I swear someones gonna get hit by her swinging and air pumping. Im thinking about talking to her about the dangers of swinging DB"s and walking...:eek:
 
Got a few. One guy who's listens to rap and is fucking rapping so loud I hear him over my head phones. There's another super douche who is always on the phone and talking loud as fuck! And then he will bench like 135 a few times then talk then go to the mirror and shadow box. This goes on for about 30-45 min then he's gone with probably only doing about 30-40 reps the whole time lol
 
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