Any Iowa State Troopers?

[thick]

If so than get FreakyFreddy's dick out of your mouths and go get hit by a train you worthless f**ks

 

[chris gordon]

If so than get FreakyFreddy's dick out of your mouths and go get hit by a train you worthless f**ks

someone must've gotten a ticket.....

 

[Grizzly]

someone must've gotten a ticket.....

...again!

 

[thick]

this was for the one a few of weeks ago. but i have been drinking and have to make it home and they crossed my mind. p.s. i haven't gotten a ticket all year

 

[big louie]

someone must've gotten a ticket.....

lol i waas thigfning the same thing - you got snother ticjert uhh thick,,? can;t let you anywhere,, lol thick= tickets and fkat tires oh my god i'm driunk right now///

 

[chris gordon]

lol i waas thigfning the same thing - you got snother ticjert uhh thick,,? can;t let you anywhere,, lol thick= tickets and fkat tires oh my god i'm driunk right now///

damn louie step away from the keyboard

 

[Grizzly]

You're all funny!

 

[big louie]

wow! i have no recollection of posting here last night.. seriously..

 

[Bob Smith]

wow! i have no recollection of posting here last night.. seriously..

LOL, that was some funny sh*t louie!

When I saw the thread subject I was waiting to hear a great story about how he got pulled over, got a ticket for 25 over the limit, while the trooper also cited him for broken tailight and tinted windows. Then, as he was pulling away from getting his multiple tickets, he ran over a broken beer bottle and ended up with 2 flat tires, with no spares. This in turn required him to ask for help from the trooper that, minutes ago, gave him no less than 3 tickets.

But alas, he was just drunk.

 

[thick]

now that would've been a great story BS lol. You guys aren't going to believe this shit but the same fucking squirrel of a state trooper that got me last month got me again this fucking morning. made my kid late for school again. I was driving a friends truck. Going 58-60. that motherfucker pulls me over and says i was going 70. Turns out my friend didn't register his truck since last july so i got a f'n 58$ registration ticket, a warning for speeding, and a warning for the break lights and turn signals not working. I didn't know that shit didn't work. That skinny little cocksucker. I want to knock the shit out of him. Funny thing is after the tickets we were driving again and my son says u know what that cop is? A faggot lol. I have done my best to not bias his opinion of the fucking cocksuckers but he has seen what assholes they r first hand. There is no way my speedometer is off over 10 mph. This is the same fuck that pulled me over saying my windows looked too dark. This thread jinxed me. One question: how can i get the registration ticket when it isn't my vehicle? also, we had two guns in there and the fuckhead uncased them both to c if they are loaded like he is some big city fucking cop. What a wannabe worthless motherfucker i dont like him. i wish i was 10 years younger and his house would get a visit on halloween. might anyways

 

[Grizzly]

I don't think you can get the registration ticket. Go to court with it and it should get thrown out. Of course, that's using logic and the justice system and logic are non-compatible.

Your son is funny. Did you teach him that or did he pick it up somewhere else?

 

[thick]

i am planning on trying to take it to court. i have never called a cop a faggot in front of my son. I call them worthless motherfucking pieces of shit that need their necks broke(this is to the state troopers. I have met like 2 ok cops but no state troopers are cool). So i think my son got it from somewhere else. Hey grizz, he shot his first rabbit yesterday. i am gonna try posting a pic tomorrow. gotta get him to wrestling practice rt now

 

[Grizzly]

Now that there is a good kid. Killing rabbits and joining the manliest of HS sports when he's only 6. If he keeps it up, he might be able to wrestle for Iowa in 12 years.

There is potential in the next 10 years for MMA to start being a lucrative sport. You could groom him from a young age to be a great fighter. Wrestling from 6, boxing from 14 and BJJ from 10ish. He could be THE man.

 

[thick]

you wouldve loved his match sunday grizz. this kid kept grabbing his shirt and holding onto it so it was choking him. the ref never said anything and this went on the whole match. During the 3rd period the kid was grabbing my son's shirt again so my kid gave him an elbow right to the face. It was pretty funny. After the match my son said since the kid kept cheating he wanted to hurt him lol. he just turned 7 and is behind in wrestling. Those kids have all started 2-3 years ago. He did win his first two matches against kids that have been wrestling for a couple of years. His technique wasn't near as good but he was stronger. he will catch up fast on technique though. at the meet saturday there were two 3 year olds wrestling. one even did a modified olympic. pretty funny

 

[Grizzly]

Good stuff. Instictual elbowing. You've got a fighter on your hands. They don't wear singlets for their matches? What about shoes, or do they just wrestle in socks or bare feet? I'd imagine that shoes would be too expensive to buy every 3 months as their feet grew.

 

[thick]

most have singlets and shoes. he is getting a singlet from the mat pack club this week. he missed the first two weeks b/c we were gone so that is why he was stuck with a tshirt. luckily he got shoes on sunday from a parent that had an extra pair. the elbow was good and connected nicely. he is an agressive kid. strong but very skinny. he keeps asking me to lift weights so i think i am going to bring my plastic weights back from my parents this weekend and let him start in slowly.

 

[Grizzly]

He can't go wrong with calistenics. Put a bar in the doorway and let him chin away. And what do you mean he is skinny? Quit slacking on your bulking responsibilities as a parent and feed that boy!

 

[Bob Smith]

A little test and deca should cure that "skinny" problem.

 

[thick]

lmao, he has a raging metabolism like myself. You will see when i post his pic with his rabbit. it is 35-40 degrees and he is wearing a tshirt. always hot. doesnt matter how much he eats. His uncle(mom's side) got 2nd or 3rd in state wrestling and was 5'9 and wrestled 112 pounds without really cutting any weight. Her whole family is very wiry sp?

 

[Grizzly]

See, you doomed the kid from the beginning. So much for selective breeding. If my girlfriend and I had 5 kids, there's a good chance they'd be the offensive line of the Bears. Huge guy + huge woman = Gigantic kids.