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Hello were Ascendant Labs. Were not new to sourcing, were new to online. Quick back story, My associate and I started brewing 6 years ago. For our ourselves, then friends, eventually it grew to well we were big fish in a small pond. A year ago my friend got married, had a baby, eventually his wife put her foot down and said this was too dangerous. So he quit. Personlly i always thought online was safer than face to face deliveries. Which brings us to this posting. Ive hired a trusted worker to help and were ready to go. My list and prices are low. Not because our quality is low but because we dont have online references and we need to build trust. Once I have a decent word of mouth and customer base, prices will be raised. I was reading the thread here
about the steroid testing kit. I will gladly donate $250 of my product to any Vet that will test my product. Its a win-win for the board and me. Because i only have 6 products that leaves 14 vials to test other labs.

Im also interested in feedback on what you guys want stocked.Right off the top, i will be adding armidex in liquid form. One last thing, i do have a fire sale going on. Long story short, i was doing all the batches in one day and the tren ace 100mg/ml was the last to be made. I made an error in the math and it has 25%bb. It does have pip (at least i get it) BUT its a short ester. You WILL feel the increased aggression soon, the oil is legit. the price is $20 with no label, honestly putting labels on all those $20 vials, is a pain in the ass but i can put a label on for $2 per vial. Payment is via Netspend,WU and MG. Shipping is $13 for priority mail. I want to discourage people using express as i have no idea how long the usps keeps their copy but i offer it for $30 (like i said discouraging its use). Security, Once you receive your order all info concerning it, is deleted. In fact i use software that cleans my hard drive 35 times once a day. What else?? I know this is a long ad but im trying to anticipate all questions. TA is 3-4 days once money has been received from payment provider, might be a day longer if payment is sent on sat (PO closed sundays).

List:
Again these prices are low dont confuse that with lowered quality, its only to build a client base since i have no online refs now. Also i have no minimum. All
vials are 10ml. I will upload pics of my products shortly.

Tren Ace @ 100mg/ml(fire sale) $20 an extra $2 for label
Deca @ 300mg/ml $35
Tren Enanthate @ 200mg/ml $50
Test Enanthhate @ 250mg/ml $30
Test Prop @ 100 mg/ml WITH EO $23
NPP @ 100 mg/ml $25

To order:
Send your order in a list, with shipping fee included then the grand total as listed below:

Order:
1 deca $ 35
2 Tren ena $100
Shipping fee $ 13
Grand Total $148

Again my only email is
Code:
helix@securenym.net

Also looking for 3 people to review my products. They will receive 3 vials of their choice. The only requirement is they cant have just enrolled or low
posts, thats so i dont get accused of commenting on my own product.
 
The first pic of the tren ace is dark because of the dark background. The second pic, shows the true color of the oil in front of the label.
 

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Better intro than most, I'll say that.. Also appreciate your willingness to prove yourself.. Hopefully some trusted guys will take you up on this shortly..
 
The intro seems nice like johnnyBALLZ said .
seems to be more prepared than most wich will cut out some dumb questions that will come your way.Welcome to the board and good luck!!
You have any reviews elswear or are we your first!
 
Sorry no online reviews but hopefully the labmax vials im willing to donate will give a small bit credibility. Still looking for 3 members to give honest reviews. Also probably not the best time to post a week before xmas, duh, its bad timing that everything came together now. that's life, Helix
 
Sorry no online reviews but hopefully the labmax vials im willing to donate will give a small bit credibility. Still looking for 3 members to give honest reviews. Also probably not the best time to post a week before xmas, duh, its bad timing that everything came together now. that's life, Helix

Are you presently advertising at PM or OLM? If not, why are you not using the big source boards to build a name?
 
That's a lot of good info. I hope to see a log started for you.

Tell us about your brewing equipment.

Sterilization?

What type of stoppers do you use?

Are you planning on offering orals?

Good luck.
 
Sorry no online reviews but hopefully the labmax vials im willing to donate will give a small bit credibility. Still looking for 3 members to give honest reviews. Also probably not the best time to post a week before xmas, duh, its bad timing that everything came together now. that's life, Helix

Where's GU when you need him! Probably shouldn't have went there, bad mojo!
 
Really appreciate the honesty about starting fresh online and talking to us like we're normal people, not poor, fortunate dumbasses that just found the most amazing lab setup ever. Hope all turns all well with the testing and service and a new, honest name is found.

If no one else takes up the offer, I could have my brother give the test prop a run as he's about to start, could monitor results & report back. I already got a freebie from gotPEP when he first arrived, so maybe there's someone that hasn't gotten anything yet that'd be a better choice.

But yeah sterilization and such would be nice to know! [|)]

Anyway, good luck
 
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thanks BR. ok just read your other post, whats bad mojo? the labmax? it seemed like the best way to prove my oils and help the board at the same time, sure theres obvious self interest on my part but im not testing the oils myself. Helix
 
thanks BR. ok just read your other post, whats bad mojo? the labmax? it seemed like the best way to prove my oils and help the board at the same time, sure theres obvious self interest on my part but im not testing the oils myself. Helix

When he mentioned an ex-member by the name of Gearusing he was saying that was bad mojo.
 
Ok this is obviuosly slander to do to me. Why are you guys just giving this to this lab but jumped all over me and ruined me even though I have good orders as proof and even offered FREE ORDERS. Why did this happen?
 
this board moves fast,, let me catch up. But hey Energy,, I didn't come to your thread and talk about you. Start a new thread if your butthurt. I know im a little behind in reading the posts, or I missed something. Whos giving me anything? Im still trying to give away 3 vials. Helix
 

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