I have had a lot of inquiries and I’m looking forward to what my time here will bring. Good night boys. See you all tomorrow.
Lies.
You haven’t had anyone legitimately contact you. You’re pulling the bad source thing. Fucking knock it off. The only “inquiries” are questions about your bullshit products and gearwhores taking you up on your offers for freebies.
If you’re serious about sourcing here be humble and honest. That will get you a lot further than bullshit bad source sales tactics.
Here’s your to do list:
Contact Chem4tox, Lab4Tox or Jano. Send product samples in. And post the results.
Go clean up your kitchen and hang bedsheets over the cabinets. Setup your brewing equipment and take the pictures we asked for. Use the google to figure out how to strip the location data off of the pictures. Post the fucking things.
Take the wife or girlfriend out for a nice dinner. Look her in her eyes as she drones on about her week. Pretend to care. Tell her she’s beautiful. Pour her a bottomless glass of good wine. Get her home, a buff steroid guy like you she’ll be wrestling to get your pants off. Grab her lipstick and write “MESO” across her chest. If she asks why tell her it’s a new TikTok thing that the kids are doing. Take those pictures. If she’s really drunk, do the same with her ass.
Why the tit and ass pics? Well, they’re fun and we like them and if you got some fat train wreck dumpy wife then that tells us the rest of your life is the same way. If your girl is hot then you obviously do things right in the rest of your life! Makes a lot of sense. Boner (I had to work that in because this post is a lot of words).
The clock is ticking. Go ahead and make excuses all weekend and you’ll be done before you even have a chance here. Start playing the game the right way and you’ll get orders. It’s very simple. [emoji106]