Atlantic Labs (us domestic aas supplier)

I have had a lot of inquiries and I’m looking forward to what my time here will bring. Good night boys. See you all tomorrow.

Lies.

You haven’t had anyone legitimately contact you. You’re pulling the bad source thing. Fucking knock it off. The only “inquiries” are questions about your bullshit products and gearwhores taking you up on your offers for freebies.

If you’re serious about sourcing here be humble and honest. That will get you a lot further than bullshit bad source sales tactics.

Here’s your to do list:

Contact Chem4tox, Lab4Tox or Jano. Send product samples in. And post the results.

Go clean up your kitchen and hang bedsheets over the cabinets. Setup your brewing equipment and take the pictures we asked for. Use the google to figure out how to strip the location data off of the pictures. Post the fucking things.

Take the wife or girlfriend out for a nice dinner. Look her in her eyes as she drones on about her week. Pretend to care. Tell her she’s beautiful. Pour her a bottomless glass of good wine. Get her home, a buff steroid guy like you she’ll be wrestling to get your pants off. Grab her lipstick and write “MESO” across her chest. If she asks why tell her it’s a new TikTok thing that the kids are doing. Take those pictures. If she’s really drunk, do the same with her ass.

Why the tit and ass pics? Well, they’re fun and we like them and if you got some fat train wreck dumpy wife then that tells us the rest of your life is the same way. If your girl is hot then you obviously do things right in the rest of your life! Makes a lot of sense. Boner (I had to work that in because this post is a lot of words).

The clock is ticking. Go ahead and make excuses all weekend and you’ll be done before you even have a chance here. Start playing the game the right way and you’ll get orders. It’s very simple. [emoji106]
 
2 words about the extraction of tren from pellets. Explain to me what is the point of this operation? you can create a tren A dosed to what you want (75, 100, 125), using the powder, so what is the purpose of this stupid and expensive operation? It seems that this is a bait, to attract ignorant people, who believe that 75 mg of tren extracted from the pellet is more powerful than 75 mg of tren, created from powder. this looks like a bait. I'm based in the EU, so I can't buy from you, but even if I were based in the US, I would never have bought from a prick like you. @Atlantic Labs
 
Alright so I took one for the team, I ordered from @Atlantic Labs couple days before his launch, he told me to keep it quiet.
Since he won’t post any pictures I’m going to upload one of the vials I purchased.

First, his ETA wasn’t bad, took two days to land.
The package itself wasn’t that stealth, it came in a regular white envelope and it said “Amazon Prime” but it looked kind of hand written.
Labels were on point, no grammar mistakes and very professional looking. I can def tell this UGL can’t possibly be rebranded although his logo seems a little familiar.

Well anyway, I picked up a few vials of his famous Tren, and it really lives up to its hype.

Here is the picture of the vial. I’ll get bloods in a few weeks. But I can def feel my prolactin levels elevated after the first shot, nipples leaking already.
Anyone notice anything funny about that pic? Look closely at the label on that vial of tren...looks like he just wrote on top of an old Sasquatch label...lol
 
Oh this new source knows we are onto him now and is attacking us. Go kick rocks @Atlantic Labs you screwed up big time. If you come back under another name we will be waiting ;)
 
Man what a trashy attempt, can you fight back a bit please? I mean in the end nobody will order from you so the end result is the same but please fight back a bit. Insult us. you are not funny. And also ffs
@Toni72 this guy is offering good tren for you friend. The most fire tren ever!
 
Lies.

You haven’t had anyone legitimately contact you. You’re pulling the bad source thing. Fucking knock it off. The only “inquiries” are questions about your bullshit products and gearwhores taking you up on your offers for freebies.

If you’re serious about sourcing here be humble and honest. That will get you a lot further than bullshit bad source sales tactics.

Here’s your to do list:

Contact Chem4tox, Lab4Tox or Jano. Send product samples in. And post the results.

Go clean up your kitchen and hang bedsheets over the cabinets. Setup your brewing equipment and take the pictures we asked for. Use the google to figure out how to strip the location data off of the pictures. Post the fucking things.

Take the wife or girlfriend out for a nice dinner. Look her in her eyes as she drones on about her week. Pretend to care. Tell her she’s beautiful. Pour her a bottomless glass of good wine. Get her home, a buff steroid guy like you she’ll be wrestling to get your pants off. Grab her lipstick and write “MESO” across her chest. If she asks why tell her it’s a new TikTok thing that the kids are doing. Take those pictures. If she’s really drunk, do the same with her ass.

Why the tit and ass pics? Well, they’re fun and we like them and if you got some fat train wreck dumpy wife then that tells us the rest of your life is the same way. If your girl is hot then you obviously do things right in the rest of your life! Makes a lot of sense. Boner (I had to work that in because this post is a lot of words).

The clock is ticking. Go ahead and make excuses all weekend and you’ll be done before you even have a chance here. Start playing the game the right way and you’ll get orders. It’s very simple. [emoji106]
The best god damn thing i have ever read on this forum..... all most shit my pants laughing.
 
Alright so I took one for the team, I ordered from @Atlantic Labs couple days before his launch, he told me to keep it quiet.
Since he won’t post any pictures I’m going to upload one of the vials I purchased.

First, his ETA wasn’t bad, took two days to land.
The package itself wasn’t that stealth, it came in a regular white envelope and it said “Amazon Prime” but it looked kind of hand written.
Labels were on point, no grammar mistakes and very professional looking. I can def tell this UGL can’t possibly be rebranded although his logo seems a little familiar.

Well anyway, I picked up a few vials of his famous Tren, and it really lives up to its hype.

Here is the picture of the vial. I’ll get bloods in a few weeks. But I can def feel my prolactin levels elevated after the first shot, nipples leaking already.

“But I can def feel my prolactin levels elevated after the first shot, nipples leaking already”
Sarcasm at its finest :)
 
You’re right. I thought I could get by without the pre requisites. Stupid move on my part. I’m looking into testing now and am waiting on the member I mentioned to get some other things figured out. I will take the pictures requested and once testing comes back I’ll resume sales.

A few members have contacted me regarding the samples I mentioned. Has there been a change of heart?

Lies.

You haven’t had anyone legitimately contact you. You’re pulling the bad source thing. Fucking knock it off. The only “inquiries” are questions about your bullshit products and gearwhores taking you up on your offers for freebies.

If you’re serious about sourcing here be humble and honest. That will get you a lot further than bullshit bad source sales tactics.

Here’s your to do list:

Contact Chem4tox, Lab4Tox or Jano. Send product samples in. And post the results.

Go clean up your kitchen and hang bedsheets over the cabinets. Setup your brewing equipment and take the pictures we asked for. Use the google to figure out how to strip the location data off of the pictures. Post the fucking things.

Take the wife or girlfriend out for a nice dinner. Look her in her eyes as she drones on about her week. Pretend to care. Tell her she’s beautiful. Pour her a bottomless glass of good wine. Get her home, a buff steroid guy like you she’ll be wrestling to get your pants off. Grab her lipstick and write “MESO” across her chest. If she asks why tell her it’s a new TikTok thing that the kids are doing. Take those pictures. If she’s really drunk, do the same with her ass.

Why the tit and ass pics? Well, they’re fun and we like them and if you got some fat train wreck dumpy wife then that tells us the rest of your life is the same way. If your girl is hot then you obviously do things right in the rest of your life! Makes a lot of sense. Boner (I had to work that in because this post is a lot of words).

The clock is ticking. Go ahead and make excuses all weekend and you’ll be done before you even have a chance here. Start playing the game the right way and you’ll get orders. It’s very simple. [emoji106]
 
You’re right. I thought I could get by without the pre requisites. Stupid move on my part. I’m looking into testing now and am waiting on the member I mentioned to get some other things figured out. I will take the pictures requested and once testing comes back I’ll resume sales.

A few members have contacted me regarding the samples I mentioned. Has there been a change of heart?

No freebies, Jack. Name and shame. They aren't trying to help you, they're trying to help themselves.
 
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