beer logic

dolfe1

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Found this today, just wanted to make sure everyone has heard this logic before, some good bar ammunition for the drag that says you've had one too many.
 
dolfe1 said:
Found this today, just wanted to make sure everyone has heard this logic before, some good bar ammunition for the drag that says you've had one too many.


THAT IS GREAT!
 
thick said:
anybody have a magnifying glass


if you wait a lil bit.... this thing at the bottom right pops up.... its a little square and if you click that it makes it bigger, try it.
 
haha that was the same. I am leaving it open in case something pops up on the right :confused:
dolfe1 said:
See if this helps, if not sorry I'm too lazy to type. My Fast Food can. :confused:edit: it worked. that is a good way to justify alcohol intake :)
 
In one episode of cheers Cliff is sitting at the bar desrcibing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm, I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained better than this. You see Norm it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now as we know excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks and kills the slowest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain a faster and more efficeint machine. And that Norm is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
 
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