beer vs. pussy

[dolfe1]

Shit grizz, i didnt figure you cared what time of the month it was. With your happy tongue. I am sure you have done it b4

nasty nasty visuals

 

[Fast Food]

Shit grizz, i didnt figure you cared what time of the month it was. With your happy tongue. I am sure you have done it b4

DAMN RIGHT HAPPY TONGUE! I can tickle a kidney !

 

[MANWHORE]

NOPE! I'm talking about leaning back, taking a huge deep breath and blowing in there!!!! and pressing down on top with my hand... to press the air out... and it makes a fart noise.... doesnt hurt them... kinda tickles them.... but hey,,,, what can ya do!??!?!

My girl doesn't like that,she is afraid it will hurt her. My wifes Cookie usually gets alot of air in it,if i hit it with her knees pushed to her head

 

[Fast Food]

My girl doesn't like that,she is afraid it will hurt her. My wifes Cookie usually gets alot of air in it,if i hit it with her knees pushed to her head

yep, that has been known to make it fart too! p-farts! so hilarious! my gf, the baltimore ravens cheerleader can put her friggin legs and wrap them around her head and let me hit it that way.... it is unreal!!!!! unfriggin real!


lots of air!

 

[MANWHORE]

Now how about Chris Rocks NEW pussy/OLD pussy discussion? . ...... ....... . Old Pussy can give you a headache every now and then,but New Pussy will always clear your mind

 

[MANWHORE]

yep, that has been known to make it fart too! p-farts! so hilarious! my gf, the baltimore ravens cheerleader can put her friggin legs and wrap them around her head and let me hit it that way.... it is unreal!!!!! unfriggin real!


lots of air!

LOL I said My girl and then my wife I meant my wife

 

[dzl66]

My dad would tell u guys he would take the Pussy but when u get to b his age the Beer is easier to get lol

thats funny.....

 

[dustoff1]

Beer... helping ugly men get laid since 1843.....

 

[MANWHORE]

Beer,helping white men dance,since.... uhhhh..it was invented

 

[dolfe1]

Beer,helping white men dance,since.... uhhhh..it was invented

Beer...wait a second we've all heard these jokes before.

 

[dustoff1]

Well, yes we have heard them before... I they dont appear funny, drink a six pack real fast, come back and read them again...

 

[dolfe1]

Well, yes we have heard them before... I they dont appear funny, drink a six pack real fast, come back and read them again...

Buddy I was just messn hope you didn't take offense.