Best quotes thread

[bigrobbie]

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin

Lol...thats fucking awesome

 

[MisterSuperGod]

It's better to have loved and lost than be charged with premeditated murder 'cause she's a filthy whore.

 

[bigrobbie]

It's better to have loved and lost than be charged with premeditated murder 'cause she's a filthy whore.

Now that's funny!

 

[H Tee labz]

A rose by any other name would be just as sweet - Juliet (William Shakespeare)

 

[Catch_Dee]

Your body is like a machine, and if you don't keep it in shape, it holds you back. You don't want anything holding you back, especially yourself.

-Brenda Song.

 

[Jeremiahflex]

Stop crying before I give you something to cry about. ~My Mom~

 

[Jeremiahflex]

"Sometimes I look at myself naked in the mirror and I get suspicious of my girl...like why is this bitch giving me pussy"

Patrice O'Neill

 

[Seattle23]

 

[kap73]

heard a good saying off an old bloke talking about a lazy fella at work

'he is so lazy that if there was work in bed he would sleep on the floor'

man i laughed its a classic

 

[Sparkyp]

“Go shit in your hat”

~My grandfather

 

[koolio]

The generousity of women never ceases to amaze me...Eddie murphy
I hate cocaine, but I love the smell of it...kvh

 

[koolio]

A female pro bb was being interviewed on a documentary show...the interviewer asked how she stayed in contest condition year round...she said the 3 C's...he asked what are the 3 C's...she said caffeine, cigarettes and cocaine!...he said that doesn't sound very healthy...she said who ever said it was!!!....

 

[koolio]

All of nature is constant struggle of strengths and weaknesses...an eternal victory for the strong over the weak...one is either a hammer or anvil...it is my purpose to prepare the German people for the role of the hammer...Adolph Hitler, mein kampf

 

[Urgentfury12]

All of nature is constant struggle of strengths and weaknesses...an eternal victory for the strong over the weak...one is either a hammer or anvil...it is my purpose to prepare the German people for the role of the hammer...Adolph Hitler, mein kampf

Love or hate him you can’t argue with that quote.

 

[Logan44551]

Addiction is like getting fucked by a gorilla, it isn't over until the gorilla is done.

 

[CallmeAndy]

1) If you seem to have everything under control its cause you're not moving fast enough.

2) At first they will ask you why...after they will ask you how

3) They talk behind your back because they RESPECT the fact they cant say it to your face.
2 in 1
4) F.E.A.R. forget everything and run
F.E.A.R. face everything and rise

 

[Logan44551]

'Let me assure you there is no mechanical problem that cannot be solved with brute Force and ignorance.'
- some random guy on the jobsite today

 

[koolio]

The world isn't what it seems...as soon as you think you have it figured out you are wrong..."shooter"