Best supermarket "posing oil"?

[master.on]

What's the best oil that you can find in a supermarket to be used as a posing oil?
I don't have time to order proper posing oil online, and it's just meant for some Instagram pics, not for a competition.

Some say baby oil is just too reflective
Is mineral oil the same?
What about some cooking oils?

 

[T&H]

Heard 5W-30 Motor Oil looks great...

 

[master.on]

Heard 5W-30 Motor Oil looks great...

 

[T&H]

Sorry, had to

On a serious note, not sure. Maybe others can help.

 

[MindlessWork]

Heard 5W-30 Motor Oil looks great...

Oh damn, lol.

 

[Test_Subject]

Cannabis oil.

 

[Sworder]

Some say baby oil is just too reflective
Is mineral oil the same?
What about some cooking oils?

I would use baby oil. If you use a little it should almost just give your skin a light glow.

 

[Brotato]

Preparation H, acts as a diuretic and really helps remove the last bit of sub q water.

 

[malfeasance]

Wait, is posing oil a thing? I thought they just do a spray tan at the show?

 

[FR0Z3N_B0MB3RRR]

Mig840... it thins your skin a bit too

 

[Demondosage]

Spray oil like Pam

 

[MindlessWork]

Lol, this is a real gem of @master.on's. Wonder if he's getting to better himself these days since his ban.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Lol, this is a real gem of @master.on's. Wonder if he's getting to better himself these days since his ban.

When and why did that happen?

 

[MindlessWork]

When and why did that happen?

If he isn't now banned, hopefully he's gotten to better himself by now.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

If he isn't now banned, hopefully he's gotten to better himself by now.

i can't auto-tag him and his PM feature isn't available, so i'm thinking he was banned. Just wondering why.

@BigBaldBeardGuy does he have the red ø looking thingy next to his handle on Crapatalk?

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

i can't auto-tag him and his PM feature isn't available, so i'm thinking he was banned. Just wondering why.

@BigBaldBeardGuy does he have the red ø looking thingy next to his handle on Crapatalk?

Looks like he’s been enjoying a rather long timeout.

 

[LittleDale24]

if there is a tractor supply around, horse coat conditioner is pretty good. The back stage people at my first show had a can of it and it did the job.