THE AL GORE VIRUS, causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting
THE CLINTON VIRUS, gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS, sucks all the memory out of your computer and then e-mails everyone about what it did
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS, quits after two bytes
THE PROZAC VIRUS, totally screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care
THE LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS, reformats your hard drive into a 3.5" floppy then discards it through windows
THE CLINTON VIRUS, gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS, sucks all the memory out of your computer and then e-mails everyone about what it did
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS, quits after two bytes
THE PROZAC VIRUS, totally screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care
THE LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS, reformats your hard drive into a 3.5" floppy then discards it through windows
