blowjob joke

[PUMPED]

So this young couple have been dating for a long time.. and they go out to dinner and a movie.. and the man goes to drop off his girlfriend. he gets to the door and see's his chance.. so he leans in and says"hey honey how bout a blow job" she says "are you crazy my parents might see and my dad would fucking kill you".. the boy keeps trying to persuade her "i'll return the favor.. i love you.." finally the porch light comes on and its her lil sister.. she says" Dad says go ahead and blow him, or he said i could, or mom said she'd come down and show us how its done, but tell him to get his fucking hand off the intercom""

 

[Chip Bronson]

the family that sucks dick together, stays together....

 

[thick]

lmao, good old family values. I have heard this joke b4 but a lil different twist

the family that sucks dick together, stays together....

 

[esco]

yah me too ... love hearing a joke ai forgot about. good stuuf!

 

[NEU]

I have heard this joke b4 but a lil different twist

ya, me too, i think it went like this:

finally the porch light comes on and its lil sis Thicktart.. she says" Thick says go ahead and blow him, or he said i could, or Sweet said she'd come down and show us how its done, but tell him to get his fucking hand off the intercom""

 

[thick]

lmfao! i have left myself pretty open for some sweet jokes asshole

ya, me too, i think it went like this:

finally the porch light comes on and its lil sis Thicktart.. she says" Thick says go ahead and blow him, or he said i could, or Sweet said she'd come down and show us how its done, but tell him to get his fucking hand off the intercom""

 

[Ronin_]

So this young couple have been dating for a long time.. and they go out to dinner and a movie.. and the man goes to drop off his girlfriend. he gets to the door and see's his chance.. so he leans in and says"hey honey how bout a blow job" she says "are you crazy my parents might see and my dad would fucking kill you".. the boy keeps trying to persuade her "i'll return the favor.. i love you.." finally the porch light comes on and its her lil sister.. she says" Dad says go ahead and blow him, or he said i could, or mom said she'd come down and show us how its done, but tell him to get his fucking hand off the intercom""

LMFAO!!!

 

[Massive690]

the family that sucks dick together, stays together....

IM LMAO!!!!!! you need to quit doing that to me chip