bumper stickers

[thick]

a few good ones.> >
> > 1. Constipated People Don't Give A S**t.
> >
> > 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
> >
> > 3. I Have The Body Of A God.....Buddha
> >
> > 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
> >
> > 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
> >
> > 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
> >
> > 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A
> > Little Better.
> >
> > 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
> >
> > 9. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
> >
> > 10. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And
> > Seek Counseling.
> >
> > 11. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
> >
> > 12. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
> >
> > 13. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
> >
> > 14. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The
> > Booger.
> >
> > 15. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
> >
> > 16. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To
> > Me
> >
> > 17. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
> >
> > 18. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
> >
> > 19. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To
> > Me
> >
> > 20. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
> >
> > 21. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
> >
> > 22. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
> >
> > 23. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
> >
> > 24. Illiterate? Write For Help
> >
> > 25. Honk If Anything Falls Off
> >
> > 26. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
> >
> > 27. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The
> > Next Exit
> >
> > 28. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
> >
> > 29. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
> >
> > 30. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand basket?
> >
> > 31. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It
> > Wrong...
> >
> > 32. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen
> > Upside Down, On A Jeep]
> >
> > 33. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also
> > Timed For 70 mph.
> >
> > 34. Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
> > [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
> >
> > 35. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman
> > Look Like Jabba The Hut?
> >
> > 36. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A
> > Cold One.
> >
> > 37. Ax Me About Ebonics
> >
> > 38. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
> >
> > 39. Boldly Going Nowhere
> >
> > 40. Cat: The Other White Meat
> >
> > 41. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
> >
> > 42. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
> >
> > 43. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
> > Friends
> >
> > 44. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits
> > He Is Lost?
> >
> > 45. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In
> > Touch
> >
> > 46. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
> >
> > 47. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
> >
> > 48. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
> >
> > 49. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
> >
> > 50. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> >
> > 51. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> >
> > 52. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> >
> > 53. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
> >
> > 54. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
> >

 

[Bob Smith]

47. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

LOL!

 

[dolfe1]

Lmao, bumpers stickers are cool, I'd never put one on my car though. I like one of the simplest and oldest the best, horn broken watch fo finger, prob alot of those where you live huh thick.

 

[thick]

no most of the stickers around here have something about guns on them. trying to think of one now. see lots of smith and wesson bumper stickers. like u can have my guns when u pry them off my cold dead fingers. shit like that

 

[garyzilla]

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

I thought this was the best of the bunch! LOL!

 

[GenePool]

...a few older ones



It's not who you kill -
it's what type of cereal you eat out of their skull.

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

All generalizations are false.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Rehab is for quitters.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

No radio - Already stolen.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Caution: I drive like you do.

 

[Chip Bronson]

here a chip bronson original:

'mi bicho es tu padre'

 

[Grizzly]

no most of the stickers around here have something about guns on them. trying to think of one now. see lots of smith and wesson bumper stickers. like u can have my guns when u pry them off my cold dead fingers. shit like that

Don't forget the Jesus fish on the '85 Lincoln Town Cars that have 10k miles because the old folks only take them out on Sundays.

 

[BigLibby]

My son beat the shit out of your honor student

 

[thick]

lmao, yeah there are plenty of those.

Don't forget the Jesus fish on the '85 Lincoln Town Cars that have 10k miles because the old folks only take them out on Sundays.