From an potential source of mine, I received an unofficial transcript of a meeting that may or may not have taken place. The translation may be inexact as it is a translation of a super-secret dialect of Arabic that Bush/Cheney use to plan their strategies. It is purported that they used this same dialect to plan the 9-11 attack on the WTC with Osama Bin Laden, though this has yet to be verified.
Bush: How about thise oil prices, Dick? Our plan is working perfectly. We are screwing the poor, helping our oil buddies and paying the Saudis back for facilitating all the terrorism that has helped us out so much. I love those guys.
Cheney: dteyshf..... (bad translation), also we helped Halliburton which everyone knows I would do anything to help out, even kill if necessary. I love Bechtel too, just for good measure.
Bush: My next move is to speed up the outsourcing of all of the American jobs so that my fat cat contributors can make more profits. Pretty soon, there will be nothing left in America but burger flipping jobs....Wonderful!
Cheney: But who will buy all of the goods that are made?
Bush:Who cares, as long as we can destroy America and make our buddies rich....Get that Halliburton royalty check yet?
Cheney: Ah yes, I got 100 million for setting up this war. I really liked the way you screwed the seniors on that Medicre bill. That followed up that fake tax cut that only benefitted the top 1/100th of one percent of wage earners. We have finally set it up so that the wealthy pay nothing and those making less than 50k pay everything...How great is that? Also, we will soon all be breathing the dirtiest air possible, the seniors will be eating dog food to pay for their medical and the poor will all starve to death. I love this place!
Bush: I wouldn't have it any other way. Pretty soon, all schools will be teaching the Bible and we will have a tape recorder in every home to monitor everyone.
Cheney: I remember how everyone talked about how dumb you are...Yet,you became a part owner of the Texas Rangers, you became Governor and you became President. According to the liberals, you singlle-handedly control oil prices, gas prices, all world markets, planned the 9-11 attacks, planned the subsequent wars, managed to outsorce jobs and cut taxes to the super rich.
Bush: What can I say....I know nothing at all. I am uneducated and I can accomplish nothing except screw a few minorities.
Cheney:But you have African-Americans in cabinet level positions that have never been held by a minority before.
Bush: Details, details. Lets go now....We must go find Rumsfeld and see what he has on Phreezer of the Meso-Rx board. He must be some kind of collaborator.
Bush: How about thise oil prices, Dick? Our plan is working perfectly. We are screwing the poor, helping our oil buddies and paying the Saudis back for facilitating all the terrorism that has helped us out so much. I love those guys.
Cheney: dteyshf..... (bad translation), also we helped Halliburton which everyone knows I would do anything to help out, even kill if necessary. I love Bechtel too, just for good measure.
Bush: My next move is to speed up the outsourcing of all of the American jobs so that my fat cat contributors can make more profits. Pretty soon, there will be nothing left in America but burger flipping jobs....Wonderful!
Cheney: But who will buy all of the goods that are made?
Bush:Who cares, as long as we can destroy America and make our buddies rich....Get that Halliburton royalty check yet?
Cheney: Ah yes, I got 100 million for setting up this war. I really liked the way you screwed the seniors on that Medicre bill. That followed up that fake tax cut that only benefitted the top 1/100th of one percent of wage earners. We have finally set it up so that the wealthy pay nothing and those making less than 50k pay everything...How great is that? Also, we will soon all be breathing the dirtiest air possible, the seniors will be eating dog food to pay for their medical and the poor will all starve to death. I love this place!
Bush: I wouldn't have it any other way. Pretty soon, all schools will be teaching the Bible and we will have a tape recorder in every home to monitor everyone.
Cheney: I remember how everyone talked about how dumb you are...Yet,you became a part owner of the Texas Rangers, you became Governor and you became President. According to the liberals, you singlle-handedly control oil prices, gas prices, all world markets, planned the 9-11 attacks, planned the subsequent wars, managed to outsorce jobs and cut taxes to the super rich.
Bush: What can I say....I know nothing at all. I am uneducated and I can accomplish nothing except screw a few minorities.
Cheney:But you have African-Americans in cabinet level positions that have never been held by a minority before.
Bush: Details, details. Lets go now....We must go find Rumsfeld and see what he has on Phreezer of the Meso-Rx board. He must be some kind of collaborator.
