Coincidence? I think not!

[role model]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, EXACTLY NINE MONTHS after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

Hmmm, This bit of information may clear up a lot of things...

 

[Bob Smith]

Albert Arnold Gore, born March 1948
Hillary Rodham - October 47
John F. Kerry - December 43
William Jefferson Clinton, - August 46
Howard Dean - November 48
Nancy Pelosi - march 40
Dianne Feinstein - June 1933
Charles E. Schumer - November 50
Barbara Boxer - November 1940

 

[role model]

Albert Arnold Gore, born March 1948
Hillary Rodham - October 47
John F. Kerry - December 43
William Jefferson Clinton, - August 46
Howard Dean - November 48
Nancy Pelosi - march 40
Dianne Feinstein - June 1933
Charles E. Schumer - November 50
Barbara Boxer - November 1940

I got that in a mass mailer I didn't bother doing the leg work.

 

[sc redneck]

Damn it boy!!!!!!!!! gotta git up pretty early in da morning to get past Bob. Sharp as a rats terd.... sharp on both ends.