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HandyManny

HandyManny

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Fuck hopefully I'm not breaking any rules here, but basically I have a job lined up at costco and it's rumored by another employee that they actually have very in depth drug tests and a gear test is part of it... Anyone know if there's any truth to that?:(
 
Hmm I'm just a little worried because a reliable employee who is actually getting me the job said they do but I can't tell if he was just fuckin with me or not and I don't wana ask him if he's serious cus it could jeopardize my shot :confused:
 
I would worry about cold medicine more than gear for Costco purposes. Typically they'll send you to a walk in clinic for a quick piss or mouth swab & only looking for opiates & possibly weed but I've heard some companies are even squashing weed.
Obviously don't bring it up & let's say hypothetically they did test for gear just take the pro athlete excuse......"must be that damn GNC supplement":D
 
He's fucking with you. I am in construction and we have to be tested for lead on sites we are exposed to it. Without fail, when the mobile lab pulls up to take our blood samples, someone will say they are testing for narcotics (as we are from time to time, but never on site) and all the gullible partiers and potheads get nervous.
Think about it: A drug abuser is more likely to steal and/or be unreliable. A juice head is just a hard working motherfucker. Costco is not going to waste their money to test for gear.
 
not a chance in hell they will test for that to much money for a select few and its not going to alter your mind or anything so they wouldnt
 
I have always said if asked, just say no and stick with that story for as long as you live. If they got you they got you, but you don't have to help them ever.
Hope all went well, I know it's an old thread.
 
bro, even federal and state jobs dont test for gear, and they have way more money and reasons to test for it. you are good to go. furthermore, what is costco going to say?.... you have a very high test levels, so you cant work here.- no worries, you will be fine.
 
The only places of employment that test for steroids are professional sports and some L.E. agencies in the NE.
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No chance they would test for gear. If by some 1% chance that they do blame it on GNC supplements. You could even buy a shitty OTC gear supplement from GNC as proof if need be just play like you had no clue it was that.

Either way I doubt Costo would check they want to make sure stuff won't be stolen from some tweaker they aren't looking for some geared out hard worker.
 
Go to your local head shop and buy some fake piss if your so worried. If your going for a piss test and physical I recommend that you don't crotch it.
 
I just got told by my boss I got a piss test coming up gotta quit weed for a cpl mnths kinda worried myself about starting the aas too cause a guy at work just failed his piss test with the same fake pee everyone else we know used.. we have new bosses dunno if this matters but I'm now quite weary and being that I'm the "superstar" at work and am always the one called upon to do what most can't physically they chant "hercules" sometimes when I work lol.. I'm paranoid they might give me an aas one. Our big head boss has met and spoke with me quite a few times and is very familiar with my work and has watched me go before and stated he was quite impressed anyone think they might go as far as to test me for it? Srry if this sounds like a fucking retarded question..
 
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This is what the guy who just got fired used..
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no shit... maybe he didn't heat it up properly? or maybe they have advanced some form of testing to detect synthetic? but i used to see a therapist who suspected me of shooting dope and would threaten to cutoff my supply of xanax if i did not test clean, so i started using the above stuff and it worked like a charm. sorry about your friend, my experience was about 4 years ago so i guess a lot can happen in that time.
 
biebs111 said:
no shit... maybe he didn't heat it up properly? or maybe they have advanced some form of testing to detect synthetic? but i used to see a therapist who suspected me of shooting dope and would threaten to cutoff my supply of xanax if i did not test clean, so i started using the above stuff and it worked like a charm. sorry about your friend, my experience was about 4 years ago so i guess a lot can happen in that time.
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Well last year everyone passed using the peeinabag but this year he was first one tested and bang fire within less then 2 weeks after peeing.
 
HandyManny said:
Fuck hopefully I'm not breaking any rules here, but basically I have a job lined up at costco and it's rumored by another employee that they actually have very in depth drug tests and a gear test is part of it... Anyone know if there's any truth to that?:(
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I work at Costco #641 South Austin, You.... Patrick
 
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