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CRITICAL anabolics UK - Lab Tests
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tommyCRITICAL
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Hello,
I'm not currently a verified vendor here yet, and have been asked by admin to post up lab tests here, but nothing else.
I'm not sure of the rules regarding this, so respectfully I won't be posting any links or responding to DMs until I know that I am permitted to do so - I'm in no rush
Thanks for the interest, many more lab tests to folloe
I'm not currently a verified vendor here yet, and have been asked by admin to post up lab tests here, but nothing else.
I'm not sure of the rules regarding this, so respectfully I won't be posting any links or responding to DMs until I know that I am permitted to do so - I'm in no rush
Thanks for the interest, many more lab tests to folloe
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
Hi everyone, I have now been verified as a vendor. Tonight I will put up a post in the Steroid Underground forum, which will introduce my lab and provide everything you need to begin placing orders.
Have you done this yet?
boarder.2k9
New Member
Just to warn other users, Critical labs were banned from the UK Steroids subreddit for making multiple fake accounts and posting fake reviews and then threating and doxxing the moderator.
wells14
Member
Doxed and harassed a mod for politely asking them not to spam the board with fake reviews on their alt accounts.
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
Please don't parrot information that isn't true.
We were banned from the UK steroids Reddit sub because someone who was at the time, a customer of ours, decided to threaten one of the mods.
We have no idea who it was, we tried to find out and still to this day have no idea who it was. I even contacted the mod in question and apologised for the fact that it had happened, despite us have NO involvement, I felt bad anyway due to the vague association it has towards us.
As for posting fake reviews, don't make me laugh. We are the ONLY UK UGL that currently test every single raw product before officially releasing it, and we fully encourage our customers to test our products - reimbursing all costs with store credit.
The fact that we got banned from that Reddit sub really was a blessing in disguise.
Your list of approved vendors consists of one lab who deliberately sold "primo 150" that actually tested as 33mg TEST PROP. They lied about it over and over trying to worm their way out - and you still have them listed as "approved"
Another "approved" lab has consistently been exposed with under-dosing and pretending to have certain compounds that are currently hard to source.
Yet we have multiple legit independent lab tests, raw purity tests and constantly get praised for our quality on EVERY single bodybuilding forum - except 1?
As I said, stop following us around trying to discredit us when we are literally the BEST UGL to come out of the UK in a long time.
The forum members here are fully capable of making up their own minds about us, they don't need you regurgitating crap from months back that was never actually proven.
Honestly, stop being story telling little girls.
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
Also, to the people who are waiting for the intro thread in the Steroid Underground - we "coincidentally" had our website taken down this morning.
Please just give us a few days so that we can put a safe replacement in place. Because contrary to the belief of some, security and opsec are very important to us, we can't open properly until we have everything nailed down.
Please just give us a few days so that we can put a safe replacement in place. Because contrary to the belief of some, security and opsec are very important to us, we can't open properly until we have everything nailed down.
wells14
Member
You launched your lab by flooding a community with fake reviews all saying the same shit word for word and used one of your many alt accounts to dox and threaten a mod that was actually very kind to you initially until the obvious alt account spam made the community unbearable. You were all bantering about your coordinated harassment of members of said community in your whatsapp group at the time. Deny it all you like to save face here, but people remember what you've done and will continue warning people of your deplorable behaviour.
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
Yes I will deny it, until you show me some proof? Why would I say yes to something I had nothing to do with? I'm not denying that this happened, im saying that it was nothing to do with ME.
So please go somewhere else with your accusations, rather than spoil our entrance here.
wells14
Member
Yes your super loyal and devoted customers of your 2 minute old lab decided to team up in a whatsapp group and engage in targeted harassment and doxing out of pure love for you and your lab. Completely believable.
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
As I said, show me the proof. The fact that you are even bothering to bring this up here MONTHS later just reeks of some sort of hidden agenda against us.
You can't find anything to actually criticise the LAB for, so you have to resort to gossip from months ago? Come on mate, just let it go, you're boring now.
With all due respect I'm relatively new to using the lab but did used to use Reddit quite a bit in the past. I saw what went down, seen that critical refunded the guy who had an issue with (I think) a reseller correct of I'm wrong, seen they constantly tried to liaise with the mods and seen they very quickly apologised for the guy kicking off. Why would an alt account do this?
I'm not a shill and I remember who you were from Reddit (where you got banned for racism may I add). That ain't a dox that's me implying I'm not shilling for anyone.
Critical seems to have high standards of testing, have decent customer engagement and from first hand experience a large quote dedicated regular customer base.
This tirade doesn't make sense, I've literally seen critical big up other labs that implement stringent quality controls like they have. Get over it mate, you'll end up with bathtub oils when the raws run out everywhere.
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wells14
Member
Do you realise how ridiculous it sounds to claim that your customers decided, for no reason at all, to team up, flood a subreddit with positive reviews of products that hadn't even been shipped yet, then engage in criminal behaviour all on your behalf? Am I getting that right?
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
We had a massive customer base already from our previous lab. We literally had customers pre-ordering products like 8 weeks in advance, before the lab even existed.
So on that basis, not ridiculous at all. We have had a reputation for being the best, for years before CRITICAL existed and I bet money that it's THAT that is really upsetting you here, thinly veiled as giving a fuck about a mod on a forum that banned you?
Jealousy really is an ugly character trait. Try channeling the negative energy into motivation for improving YOURSELF. Then, seeing others succeed won't be a constant painful reminder of your own inability to make anything of your life.
wells14
Member
Yes mate totally standard behaviour for customers of a UGL to spend their days spamming reviews using alt accounts. Happens to every lab!
Genuinely as a newish critical customer, I've been buying their oils for a couple of months.
Haven't had a single issue, the labs communicated very well and been very open about their product range and future products.
I'm not really that active on this forum but used to be active on others until recently.
I've used a whole host of UK domestic and international labs (not sure if I'm allowed to name them all here) and genuinely put critical up there in the top group of labs, except currently they have the best range of products and they seem to know what they're taking about.
If you knew who I was off Reddit you'd know for a fact I'm not a shill because I've literally discussed shit on there with you on the old steroidUK forum before it's literally gone to shit. It how I recognised you from the same photo. That wasn't intended as a (I know who you are comment).
I don't intend to sound like a dick before, but and a big but they've been transparent as fuck about pretty much everything in their operation regarding sourcing and products so I haven't had a reason to doubt anything they're saying. For example they recently rejected a load of mast because they weren't happy with the purity of the raws, how many labs do that? Seriously. This was all communicated to the customers. Some other labs would run it and not give a fuck (for example test P posing as mast incident with a well known UK lab). They've ran polls on what customers want to be sourced, and tried to implement it.
They also do genuinely have quite large customer base, and it really wouldn't suprise me if a rogue customer went off on one on that forum. The fact they immediately apologized for it makes me believe it tbh.
In regards to their stuff, it genuinely is on par if not better than the previous lab I was using. And the range is bigger.
I was a bit sceptical at first after seeing the Reddit stuff and not knowing exactly what happend, but after reaching out and asking some question about the lab I genuinely think they're up there with the best labs we've got in the UK atm. From a customer perspective it's been bang on.
Haven't had a single issue, the labs communicated very well and been very open about their product range and future products.
I'm not really that active on this forum but used to be active on others until recently.
I've used a whole host of UK domestic and international labs (not sure if I'm allowed to name them all here) and genuinely put critical up there in the top group of labs, except currently they have the best range of products and they seem to know what they're taking about.
I've had messages from about 3 or 4 labs (Crown resellers), vanguard (Lab posing as a customer), Beligas, Nordic etc etc etc . What's of note is I didn't have a single one from critical, I had to approach them and the owners gave me a detailed explanation of their history in the scene and what they have planned product wise. They even told me where they bloody trained to do what they do.
If you knew who I was off Reddit you'd know for a fact I'm not a shill because I've literally discussed shit on there with you on the old steroidUK forum before it's literally gone to shit. It how I recognised you from the same photo. That wasn't intended as a (I know who you are comment).
I don't intend to sound like a dick before, but and a big but they've been transparent as fuck about pretty much everything in their operation regarding sourcing and products so I haven't had a reason to doubt anything they're saying. For example they recently rejected a load of mast because they weren't happy with the purity of the raws, how many labs do that? Seriously. This was all communicated to the customers. Some other labs would run it and not give a fuck (for example test P posing as mast incident with a well known UK lab). They've ran polls on what customers want to be sourced, and tried to implement it.
They also do genuinely have quite large customer base, and it really wouldn't suprise me if a rogue customer went off on one on that forum. The fact they immediately apologized for it makes me believe it tbh.
In regards to their stuff, it genuinely is on par if not better than the previous lab I was using. And the range is bigger.
I was a bit sceptical at first after seeing the Reddit stuff and not knowing exactly what happend, but after reaching out and asking some question about the lab I genuinely think they're up there with the best labs we've got in the UK atm. From a customer perspective it's been bang on.
Zebedee
Member
So you’re a rebrand rather than a “new” lab.
You will have to address this - who you were previously & why you rebranded - when you post your thread in The Underground.
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