CRITICAL anabolics (UK UGL)

You are getting far too hung up on semantics. Yes he is someone who is involved in our business in the way of being a very good customer. That doesn't mean we are going to guarantee his international orders. This is the exact reason we don't ship internationally, because we don't want the trouble it potentially brings.

He is happy to ship internationally, he's confident in what he does otherwise he wouldn't offer the service.

What I can say is this, CRITICAL can fully guarantee that he will not scam you or otherwise do anything that would result in a negative experience for our customers.

We can't guarantee that you will receive the parcel and are In no way liable for anything to do with the transaction, that's between you and him and whatever arrangements he has put in place for seizures etc.

I can't be any clearer than that.
That's all fair enough. I wasn't here to have a dig at anyone. There was mixed messages so I wanted to straighten it out before I paid for any orders.
Just doing my due diligence.
I know I'm not the only one eyeing yous up at the minute and some of us have had bad luck with other sources lately, packs seized, gear not being up to scratch, sources going MIA, so you'll have to forgive me for being cagey given the circumstances.

Anyways it's cleared up for us now. Let's see how the gear is.
 
Welcome, Nice to see another UK source. I’ve sent an email on PM.
I seen a lab test on Critical Primo posted by a user on SteroidsUK on reddit and it was bang on. I don't use primo but thought would share that. Im trying to work out how to make payments with bitcoin. I feel old.
 
I seen a lab test on Critical Primo posted by a user on SteroidsUK on reddit and it was bang on. I don't use primo but thought would share that. Im trying to work out how to make payments with bitcoin. I feel old.
Same lol. I may brush up on my crypto skills
 
Used bullion a fair bit and always liked their product; last time I purchased was around 18 months ago simply because I started ordering in bulk from China around that time.

Recently made a few orders with critical. First one I kinda messed up not realising you had to confirm the order via Whatsapp after paying. When raised a "where's my order?" They quickly identified the problem and resolved it - treated me politely at all times and understood I'm a bit of a ludite with tech. Professional outfit and good gents.

Have made a few more faultless orders since. Everything arrives super quick.

Looking forward to the test/dhb blend coming available. Gonna order a boat load of that
 
@tommyCRITICAL have you Janoshik lab tests for your latest batch of Test cyp?
Not a finished vial, just the raw purity test which I've added here:


To be honest, we tend not to send our own finished vials for testing, because it's usually met with accusations of sending a perfect vial on purpose, which I do understand. So we prefer to let our customers send tests independently and reimburse costs with store credit.
 
Will you do any longer esters in oil other than MCT?
I doubt it to be quite honest. MCT is about as widely tolerated as it gets, and I've seen other labs using GSO as an example and then having to revert back to Coco.

If there was a serious demand then yes of course, but we feel as though we've cracked it with our carrier oil blend. We even managed to use EO (sparingly) and not have any complaints.

Just a quick update:

We don't officially start posting again until Monday 27th October, however we are now back open and taking orders. Just please be aware that orders will not ship before the 27th, and depending on overall volume may not actually go until 28th or even 29th if things get really crazy.

Meso rules dictate that we can't link to websites that sell anything that could be considered "recreational" drugs, and we still have some pain/sleep products listed on our website that we are running down stocks of.

So for this reason I cant just link our site until we have gotten rid of certain items for good. Please email me and I'll link you to the website:

tommy_critical@pm.me

Our website CAN accept bank transfer, HOWEVER, those who continue to pay by BTC I will give 10% off to help mitigate the fees. (We also accept LTC but no 10% off as fees are low)

Please try and pay with BTC, I know most of you won't, but it makes things so much easier for us to stay safe, and you want us around for as long as possible right? It's really not much to ask.

I bet you'd all learn pretty sharp-ish if it meant having the old prices back?

Product news - I have recently secured some new raws suppliers, some really promising, professional vendors (who I've had to dig fucking deep to find, not just this forum)

We have a significant amount of Mast E and Mast P ordered.

In addition to this, a new Primo supplier who I am just waiting for a sample to arrive from.

Finally, someone who claims to have legit DHB (something I rate very highly myself and have been unable to source in quite some time.

And best of all, I've still not had to look outside of China yet.

So things are looking good this end and anyone who's after a web link or wants to join either our WhatsApp or Telegram group chats - or both - send me the relevant information.

Tommy
 
Not a finished vial, just the raw purity test which I've added here:


To be honest, we tend not to send our own finished vials for testing, because it's usually met with accusations of sending a perfect vial on purpose, which I do understand. So we prefer to let our customers send tests independently and reimburse costs with store credit.
That’s a cop out in my opinion you’ve obviously not done any research on what customers want, ok so the raws tested good, now I have no way of knowing that your brewing ability is any good I have to now go and get it tested.

There’s labs on here that test the raws,the finished products and offer credit for testing so until you start offering that I’ll respectfully watch from the sidelines.
 
That’s a cop out in my opinion you’ve obviously not done any research on what customers want, ok so the raws tested good, now I have no way of knowing that your brewing ability is any good I have to now go and get it tested.

There’s labs on here that test the raws,the finished products and offer credit for testing so until you start offering that I’ll respectfully watch from the sidelines.

Surely 3rd party tests sent by customers are higher value than ones submitted directly by the lab?

Also nice to see you here, seems like an age since you got chased off of UKM
 
Surely 3rd party tests sent by customers are higher value than ones submitted directly by the lab?

Also nice to see you here, seems like an age since you got chased off of UKM
Chased off UKM? I post there regularly.

It’s funny how people pop there heads up once you say something that triggers them.

The fact they have tested the raws and offer store credit is a good thing, but finished product testing in addition to this is the gold standard, uk labs got a lot of work to do to hit the standards of cat cafe and the like etc.
 
Chased off UKM? I post there regularly.

It’s funny how people pop there heads up once you say something that triggers them.

The fact they have tested the raws and offer store credit is a good thing, but finished product testing in addition to this is the gold standard, uk labs got a lot of work to do to hit the standards of cat cafe and the like etc.
I respect your opinion, but I had so many tests "rubbished" by people when I had Bullion Pharma, being accused of us engineering a perfect vial etc - so I am actually making this choice from listening to customers.

We do send finished products off, just not every single batch like we do raws.

However, I would gladly send a bottle from every batch if that's what people want.
 
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