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Hi everyone,
So, raws purity wise things ARE still a bit all over the place, and we are buying bits from many different vendors. and sometimes are working from multiple different batches of the same compound, which makes dosing more difficult.
We had a discussion about what we think our "acceptable" dose variance should be (considering pharma companies generally accept +/- 5-10% on average).
We decided that if it's not bang on, it has to be over, otherwise it's unacceptable.
So, based on our recent FINISHED VIAL lab tests, we saw a variance of:
Underdosed by 0.83% at the least
(Critical Mass 595.01mg of 600mg)
To underdosed by 8.48% at the most
(Deca 320.23mg of 350mg)
Now clearly compared to the shocking test results we often see other labs publish as "acceptable", these results really not anything to be concerned about.
However, we are not "other labs" and to us, anything less than perfect us unacceptable.
So, on that basis we have decided to do the following...
- We are implementing a new system whereby each lab tested raw powder will be catalogued with a batch code, and a QR code will be added to the product box.
This QR code when scanned will display both the raw material's lab purity test and a finished vial produced from that same batch showing the exact product dosage of that specific batch.
It'll take us a little while to fully roll this out as it can only be started with new batches produced, but it will eradicate any doubt regarding both the legitimacy and accuracy of the specific product the customer has purchased.
So, our new policy is that anything underdosed is unacceptable.
Equally, anything OVER dosed by more than 3% us unacceptable,
based on our customers need for dosage accuracy.
But regarding our current batch of lab tests, for the ones that were slightly under, we will be proportionately lowering the price accordingly to the % of hormone that was under dosed.
For example:
NPP is normally dosed at 150mg/ml
Npp tested at - 140.76mg = 6.67% short
= £2.50
So we will reduce the price from £35 to: £32.
Ttm fast normally 225mg/ml
206.86mg = 8.06% short
-£3.50
Normally £42
So reduce to £38.
Critical Mass is 600mg/ml
- 595.01mg = 0.83% short
-£1
So reduce to £44
Tri-Tren is 225mg/ml
218.74mg = 2.78% short =
-3% (£1.20)
Normally £40
So reduce to £38
Deca is 350mg/ml
320.23mg = 8.48% short
8.5% (£3.23)
Normally £38
so reduce to £34
Test Isocaproate is 300mg/ml
280.95mg = 6.35% short
6.35% (£2.50)
Normally £38
So reduce to £35
Methylstenbolone is 100mg/ml
came back at 104.80mg
You're welcome
Going forward, with our new batch control system, we will endeavour to bring test results to either bang on or SLIGHTLY over.
Anything under will not be acceptable and the price of the batch will be adjusted proportionally.
As everyone knows, our aim is to be THE BEST UGL in the UK, but mistakes can happen and we will always seek to resolve them with total customer satisfaction our priority.
All prices will be adjusted on the website but due to my partner being ill it may not happen today, however just bank transfer the correct amount regardless.
The raw powders we had tested came back as:
Primobolan Enanthate - 96% (this was a sample purchase to test purity)
Methyl Tren - 98%+
Boldenone Acetate - 98%+
Anadrol - 98%+
Test E - 96%+
Turinabol - 91.52%
Deca - 93.27%
We've had a busy few weeks so I've been fairly quiet on here, however we have been offering members of our chat groups sample products at a reduced price to seek feedback:
Equi-Cut:
75mg Test Acetate
75mg Tren Acetate
75mg Boldenone Acetate
Lethal injection (pre-workout)
50mg Tren Base
50mg M-Sten
2mg M-Tren
Cardiac (pre-workout)
50mg Test Base
50mg M-Sten
50mg Tren Base
2.5mg M-Tren
We do use EO and Caster Oil in these blends, but we never EVER use Guaiacol.
Other Upcoming Releases: (Roughly 2 weeks)
Test Isocaproate 300mg
Test Undecanoate 500mg
Tren Hex 125mg
Primo and Masteron Enanthate are both on order as well as some more exotic compounds, M1T and Mestanolone.
Our GLP-1 pen range (branded as The Body Edit) is getting a packaging and pen upgrade.
We offer:
Tirzepatide, 30mg, 60mg and 90mg options
Retatrutide, 20mg, 40mg and 60mg options
As well as refill packs, our pens are high quality metal and reusable, so rather than buying the full kit you can save a bit of money and just purchase the refill cartridges (both pen kits and refill kits also come with alcohol swabs and needle tips)
We also have a brand new GLP-1 product dropping In the next few weeks that is quite Interesting and proved very popular in our trials.
Additionally, we have a full range of peptides dropping In the next month or so, so it's going to be a busy time for us.
All of the aforementioned tests I will upload to the lab test thread we have in the analytic forum.
As always, any questions or enquiries are welcome, whether it's retail or bulk, but for now it's still only UK to UK.
We may potentially look at offering an international service in the new year.
Happy fucking Saturday.
Tommy
Email - tommy_critical@pm.me
So, raws purity wise things ARE still a bit all over the place, and we are buying bits from many different vendors. and sometimes are working from multiple different batches of the same compound, which makes dosing more difficult.
We had a discussion about what we think our "acceptable" dose variance should be (considering pharma companies generally accept +/- 5-10% on average).
We decided that if it's not bang on, it has to be over, otherwise it's unacceptable.
So, based on our recent FINISHED VIAL lab tests, we saw a variance of:
Underdosed by 0.83% at the least
(Critical Mass 595.01mg of 600mg)
To underdosed by 8.48% at the most
(Deca 320.23mg of 350mg)
Now clearly compared to the shocking test results we often see other labs publish as "acceptable", these results really not anything to be concerned about.
However, we are not "other labs" and to us, anything less than perfect us unacceptable.
So, on that basis we have decided to do the following...
- We are implementing a new system whereby each lab tested raw powder will be catalogued with a batch code, and a QR code will be added to the product box.
This QR code when scanned will display both the raw material's lab purity test and a finished vial produced from that same batch showing the exact product dosage of that specific batch.
It'll take us a little while to fully roll this out as it can only be started with new batches produced, but it will eradicate any doubt regarding both the legitimacy and accuracy of the specific product the customer has purchased.
So, our new policy is that anything underdosed is unacceptable.
Equally, anything OVER dosed by more than 3% us unacceptable,
based on our customers need for dosage accuracy.
But regarding our current batch of lab tests, for the ones that were slightly under, we will be proportionately lowering the price accordingly to the % of hormone that was under dosed.
For example:
NPP is normally dosed at 150mg/ml
Npp tested at - 140.76mg = 6.67% short
= £2.50
So we will reduce the price from £35 to: £32.
Ttm fast normally 225mg/ml
206.86mg = 8.06% short
-£3.50
Normally £42
So reduce to £38.
Critical Mass is 600mg/ml
- 595.01mg = 0.83% short
-£1
So reduce to £44
Tri-Tren is 225mg/ml
218.74mg = 2.78% short =
-3% (£1.20)
Normally £40
So reduce to £38
Deca is 350mg/ml
320.23mg = 8.48% short
8.5% (£3.23)
Normally £38
so reduce to £34
Test Isocaproate is 300mg/ml
280.95mg = 6.35% short
6.35% (£2.50)
Normally £38
So reduce to £35
Methylstenbolone is 100mg/ml
came back at 104.80mg
You're welcome
Going forward, with our new batch control system, we will endeavour to bring test results to either bang on or SLIGHTLY over.
Anything under will not be acceptable and the price of the batch will be adjusted proportionally.
As everyone knows, our aim is to be THE BEST UGL in the UK, but mistakes can happen and we will always seek to resolve them with total customer satisfaction our priority.
All prices will be adjusted on the website but due to my partner being ill it may not happen today, however just bank transfer the correct amount regardless.
The raw powders we had tested came back as:
Primobolan Enanthate - 96% (this was a sample purchase to test purity)
Methyl Tren - 98%+
Boldenone Acetate - 98%+
Anadrol - 98%+
Test E - 96%+
Turinabol - 91.52%
Deca - 93.27%
We've had a busy few weeks so I've been fairly quiet on here, however we have been offering members of our chat groups sample products at a reduced price to seek feedback:
Equi-Cut:
75mg Test Acetate
75mg Tren Acetate
75mg Boldenone Acetate
Lethal injection (pre-workout)
50mg Tren Base
50mg M-Sten
2mg M-Tren
Cardiac (pre-workout)
50mg Test Base
50mg M-Sten
50mg Tren Base
2.5mg M-Tren
We do use EO and Caster Oil in these blends, but we never EVER use Guaiacol.
Other Upcoming Releases: (Roughly 2 weeks)
Test Isocaproate 300mg
Test Undecanoate 500mg
Tren Hex 125mg
Primo and Masteron Enanthate are both on order as well as some more exotic compounds, M1T and Mestanolone.
Our GLP-1 pen range (branded as The Body Edit) is getting a packaging and pen upgrade.
We offer:
Tirzepatide, 30mg, 60mg and 90mg options
Retatrutide, 20mg, 40mg and 60mg options
As well as refill packs, our pens are high quality metal and reusable, so rather than buying the full kit you can save a bit of money and just purchase the refill cartridges (both pen kits and refill kits also come with alcohol swabs and needle tips)
We also have a brand new GLP-1 product dropping In the next few weeks that is quite Interesting and proved very popular in our trials.
Additionally, we have a full range of peptides dropping In the next month or so, so it's going to be a busy time for us.
All of the aforementioned tests I will upload to the lab test thread we have in the analytic forum.
As always, any questions or enquiries are welcome, whether it's retail or bulk, but for now it's still only UK to UK.
We may potentially look at offering an international service in the new year.
Happy fucking Saturday.
Tommy
Email - tommy_critical@pm.me
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
UPDATE ON INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
We have reviewed the idea of taking international orders and have decided to AIM to open our doors to the EU and ROI mid December, to test out some stealth shipping ideas and to get a feel for delivery times etc. .
For now ALL INTERNATIONAL ORDERS ARE SUSPENDED (apart from any already placed and paid for)
We are very sorry for any confusion or doubt this has caused for any non-UK customers that were trying to order or received a sub-par service.
We look forward to opening out doors to non-UK clients mid December (date tbc) and we can assure you that the same top quality service will be given, in line with our existing standards.
Cheers
We have reviewed the idea of taking international orders and have decided to AIM to open our doors to the EU and ROI mid December, to test out some stealth shipping ideas and to get a feel for delivery times etc. .
For now ALL INTERNATIONAL ORDERS ARE SUSPENDED (apart from any already placed and paid for)
We are very sorry for any confusion or doubt this has caused for any non-UK customers that were trying to order or received a sub-par service.
We look forward to opening out doors to non-UK clients mid December (date tbc) and we can assure you that the same top quality service will be given, in line with our existing standards.
Cheers
PsychedUp
New Member
That would be great. I'm from ROI myself and ordering from the UK was so easy and quality very good. Fast delivery too. Everything went to shit once Brexit came into effect and now it's very hard to find a UK source who can deliver effectively to the EU and ROI. Chilton was one of the few who pulled it off until he backed out of it.
Will definitely put an order in once ROI shipping opens up.
Thats superb, fair play mate
he had some kind of system where it went to wales > netherlands > eu.
very good quality from him, looking forward to this uk domestic.
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
I just want to take a bit of time to have a good think and potentially send out a few test orders with dummy products In.
If anyone from the EU or ROI would be willing to take a couple of dummy orders (exactly as they WOULD be sent but with just carrier oil - no active compound) please get in touch.
I've got an idea and will reward a few people who will help test it out. Email me - tommy_critical@pm.me
If anyone from the EU or ROI would be willing to take a couple of dummy orders (exactly as they WOULD be sent but with just carrier oil - no active compound) please get in touch.
I've got an idea and will reward a few people who will help test it out. Email me - tommy_critical@pm.me
Markimus Rex
New Member
Hey Tommy, How about starting a trend, 100mg of Test PP, I hear the raws are cheap as chips...
send you a email
good luck figuring out the customs here in denmark, dont declare 5000 usd value or i will be pissed!
PsychedUp
New Member
Cheers mate, already emailed him. Can use the hormone free carrier oil for some cooking haha.
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
People are literally obsessed with Test E in the UK mate. To the point where they genuinely believe it to be superior to other forms of test mg for mg.
It's a brick-wall that I bang my head against so often that it's starting to actually take the form of my skull.
We only currently use test PP for our NP-T blend:
It's not only the UK sadly. It's almost everywhere. Fucking mongrels
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
I just want to bring something to the attention of our EU customers, this was originally posted in the Chilton thread, so I replied in there, which retrospectively wasn't very fair on Chilton.
So as advised, I've moved it across here to address.
Hopefully this clarifies things for those that have enquired from outside the UK...
So as advised, I've moved it across here to address.
Hopefully this clarifies things for those that have enquired from outside the UK...
tommyCRITICAL
Subscriber
Tbh im glad more people don't know how great test acetate is, becsause I use it exclusively and it's less common.
I probably shouldn't have said that, we'll sell out now.
What I actually meant was, Im glad more people don't know how good test prop/test base and test Undecanoate actually are!
Are you sure about the claim of test U 500mg? I'm pretty confident test U can't hold at 500mg unless super solvent are used, but hey I may be mistaken
Markimus Rex
New Member
How about a limited Edition 100mg Test PP for those of us who know better, maybe make it seasonal, you cant fail to make money and those of us who are not Test E blind will be eternally happy... just a thought.....
Markimus Rex
New Member
by the way is your test acetate pippy? thinking about trying now you mentioned it, I've never used it before, it could be the missing link, any comments on what to expect in terms of effects?
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