CRITICAL anabolics (UK UGL)

Are you sure about the claim of test U 500mg? I'm pretty confident test U can't hold at 500mg unless super solvent are used, but hey I may be mistaken :)

I guess we will find out. We had our test 501 come back at something like 534mg/ml and that was MCT/EO/Castor. We never use Guaiacol in anything if that's what you are referring to?
 
Hi Tommy. Left crown due to contamination issues (my test had NPP in it) and looking for a reliable lab that offere credit for Jano testing.

Is this something you can provide? I get all my stuff tested due to the fact I almost lost my leg in 2022 due to Nexus test E. I got sepsis. So don’t take risks regardless.

Hoping you’re the lab I’m looking for :)
 
Hi Tommy. Left crown due to contamination issues (my test had NPP in it) and looking for a reliable lab that offere credit for Jano testing.

Is this something you can provide? I get all my stuff tested due to the fact I almost lost my leg in 2022 due to Nexus test E. I got sepsis. So don’t take risks regardless.

Hoping you’re the lab I’m looking for :)
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Hi Tommy. Left crown due to contamination issues (my test had NPP in it) and looking for a reliable lab that offere credit for Jano testing.

Is this something you can provide? I get all my stuff tested due to the fact I almost lost my leg in 2022 due to Nexus test E. I got sepsis. So don’t take risks regardless.

Hoping you’re the lab I’m looking for :)
Just out of curiosity for the testing you've paid for yourself what type of testing did you do? If thats what you mean. Or did you mean that you only from a vendor that provides testing?
 
Is anybody getting replies from Critical?

I sent a eMail last week asking for website and/or order information so I can place an order, but haven't received a reply.

Also sent a PM via here, but notice Tommy hasn't been online since the middle of last week.
 
do the bottles have the batch number on them on the packaging ? send the pictures on here but I cant see any info cheers, plus has anyone sent anything off for testing had any results come back ?
 
That would be great. I'm from ROI myself and ordering from the UK was so easy and quality very good. Fast delivery too. Everything went to shit once Brexit came into effect and now it's very hard to find a UK source who can deliver effectively to the EU and ROI. Chilton was one of the few who pulled it off until he backed out of it.

Will definitely put an order in once ROI shipping opens up.
You have a DM bud (knuckleheed2 from UKM )
 
Hello everyone, apologies I've not been online much the past week. Had my father go into hospital and coupled with a lot of other things that needed prioritising, I've simply been a bit behind. That includes emails - which I'm currently working through.

However, orders have been going out as normal (I work remotely and only work at our actual premises every other week) and we have now released some new products.

Once I am fully caught up with enquiries (tomorrow) I'll do a full post detailing new releases as well as some other news we have.

Things are moving forward nicely, I just fell behind with my personal responsibilities.

So to anyone who has been waiting for a reply, I apologise, it's not up to my usual standards, but sometimes life just unfortunately gets in the way..

BIG update tomorrow, and thanks to everyone for your continued support, we are very grateful for the warm welcome we have received here.

Tommy
 
Hello everyone, apologies I've not been online much the past week. Had my father go into hospital and coupled with a lot of other things that needed prioritising, I've simply been a bit behind. That includes emails - which I'm currently working through.

However, orders have been going out as normal (I work remotely and only work at our actual premises every other week) and we have now released some new products.

Once I am fully caught up with enquiries (tomorrow) I'll do a full post detailing new releases as well as some other news we have.

Things are moving forward nicely, I just fell behind with my personal responsibilities.

So to anyone who has been waiting for a reply, I apologise, it's not up to my usual standards, but sometimes life just unfortunately gets in the way..

BIG update tomorrow, and thanks to everyone for your continued support, we are very grateful for the warm welcome we have received here.

Tommy

Hope your Dad’s ok.
 
Sorry for the delay guys, had quite a lot going on and subsequently a lot to report!

I'll do it in two posts to break up the topics:

Firstly we are announcing our sponsorship of two very promising bodybuilders on the UK scene.

Introducing Our New Sponsored Athletes: Adam Browne & Jack Browne

(No, they’re not related — just a coincidence.)

Adam, 30, has just won his first amateur show at a stage weight of 100.7 kg (222 lbs). He now heads into his off-season focused on returning next year to pursue an IFBB Pro Card.

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Jack, 25, begins prep in January for his second competitive season. After placing 2nd in his PCA First Timers class in 2024, he’s aiming for an overall title this year, with his sights also set on earning an IFBB Pro Card in the future. He begins this prep at 238 lbs, up significantly from his first stage weight of 180 lbs.

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We are proud to welcome both Adam and Jack as official CRITICAL sponsored athletes. Their ambition, discipline, and attention to every factor that contributes to elite-level progress aligns perfectly with our commitment to quality and excellence.

We give everything to what we do, and they approach their craft the same way.
With our full support behind them, we’re excited to see what they can achieve.

Welcome to the team
 
Ok, so that was long-awaited update number 1. Here goes number 2...

So we have a number of new releases available on our site (that I still can't directly link to until the new site is ready)

Test Isocaproate 300mg.

So this testosterone ester may sound familiar, being one of the 4 different test esters that makes up Sustanon.

With a half-life of approx 9 days, and with the availability of Test Enanthate not being great, some labs have favoured this as a decent alternative. We just got it because it was available really, but who knows, most people (except in Sust) will most likely have never tried it as a solo ester - it may become your new favourite!

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^^^ Raw powder tested at 98%, finished vial was sent to Jano yesterday.

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Next is Test Undecanoate 500mg.

The longest test ester with a half life of approximately 21 days, so ideal for TRT or for those going on holiday etc. 0.1mg equates to 100mg, so easy to dose for TRT.

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^^^ raw powder tested at 96%+, finished vial also sent to Jano yesterday.

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Next is Tbol 50mg x 60 tabs.

We haven't yet sent this one for testing as my partner thought we were doing it at 60mg, so we will be pressing a new batch once we get back from our short break. The first batch is getting great feedback but is mistakenly over-dosed.

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^^^ Raw powder tested at 91.25%.

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We now also have the first three items released from our CRITICAL care range of PCT and health based products, Aroma-Care.

Aromasin 25mg x 30 tabs.

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Next up is Nolva-Care, Nolvadex 20mg x 30.


^^^ Tested at 92.76% - Finished tablets will be sent next week.


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And Raloxi-Care, Raloxifene 60mg x 30.


^^^ Purity 90.85%. Finished tablets will be sent next week.

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Last but not least...

Primo 150mg is back in stock.

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^^^ Lab tested at 96% and finished product was sent to Jano yesterday.

We are now closed until Tuesday for a short break. However our website will reopen at some point tomorrow (maintenance) and orders can still be placed for when we resume post on Tuesday.

Please be aware though that due to back-log your order may not be posted the same day we reopen, basically the sooner your order is placed the more chance you have of it going on Tuesday.

Emails will still be monitored while we are away, but less regularly than usual - so please be patient, you will get a reply.

We have plenty more new products on the way, including some new blends, the rest of our CRITICAL care range and soon a whole CRITICAL peptides range.

I'm currently working on our QR code batch system that will enable you to scan the QR code on your product and see both the specific batch info as well as a raw powder test and finished vial test for the exact batch your product is from.

Thanks for your patience,

CRITICAL anabolics
 

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