dammit!!!! i pissed on the floor

[Massive690]

what the hell is up with the split-stream piss. i haven't had a piss that got the whole stream in the bowl in like 2 weeks. i don't get it. i used to think that it was just jizz clogging up my pee hole, but i proved that theory wrong since i quit masturbating and haven't gotten
laid in a week. what the fuck??? its like, ok time for a nice piss. then you get up to the toilet and half the stream hits the toilet and the other half is spraying off the wall and making a puddle on the floor next to your foot. so if you don't do something your sock gets all wet from the puddle but you can't just stop because it stings so sometimes i alternate by a 2 count which half gets to hit the toilet. its like right stream-1-2- ,turn, left stream- 1-2. and so on. i need to figure this issue out asap. i move into a house with 4 chicks in a week and if i keep pissing everywhere im going to be known as the "dirty dude who lives downstairs and pisses on the floor" and im never going to be able to have sex with them all.

 

[bigkb]

Hahaha, Massive I am LMAO. I hate that too. What I usually do if that happens is get on my knees and pee. Then it all goes in the toilet.

KB

 

[Massive690]

Hahaha, Massive I am LMAO. I hate that too. What I usually do if that happens is get on my knees and pee. Then it all goes in the toilet.

KB

im going to have to try that one. i need to figure something out quick!!!

 

[Massive690]

ok just tried the kneeling thing, im just barely tall enough to pull it off.
its so close that its scary, so i tried a deep squat but thats risky cuz if you get one of those 90 degree splitters then your leg is toast. i'd rather piss on the wall than on my leg. you must be a tall dude. because im 6' and it ain't enough

 

[wisdom]

do what I do and piss in the sink. hahaha

 

[Meat Train]

You might have to end up getting an oil funnel (like those used on cars) to channel that double stream into one. Can you squeeze your pud like a hose at the end and make it one stream? It might be fun to have the girls you are moving in with "give you a hand" at fixing this problem-- I am always amazed at how interested they are in watching us pee.

 

[Massive690]

You might have to end up getting an oil funnel (like those used on cars) to channel that double stream into one. Can you squeeze your pud like a hose at the end and make it one stream? It might be fun to have the girls you are moving in with "give you a hand" at fixing this problem-- I am always amazed at how interested they are in watching us pee.

hahaha oil funnel, i love it. you're a wise man

 

[manfreakca]

I piss in the tub

 

[Massive690]

I piss in the tub

i always do in the shower, but the chicks will hear if i turn the tub faucet on every time i go in the bathroom

 

[crewchief]

save up some money and tell the chicks you want to have a Urinal installed into the bathroom so they will never have to worry about the whole "Lid Up" cituation.
later.

 

[rtlltj]

Until now I thought there was something wrong with my pee hole as this usually occurs after you busted a nut and it left a residue over your dong. The worst is when you dont expect it and get urine on something like your pants or floor.

 

[Bigballer]

Just sit down to piss.

 

[dolfe1]

Massive, I only get the split stream after I have recently blasted a load, maybe after a week you might still have some residual left in there. Anyways you will have to get that fixed because chicks do like to watch guys pee, well they act like they do but the really just want to check out our tallywhackers, give it a little more time and try some plumb juice mixed with ginger root.

 

[Turbo1]

Well last time i had the split stream piss i had the clap!!! Might want to get yourself checked out bro. I had it for over 1 year and didnt even know it. I just figured the split stream was from clogged up jizz like you said but nope i was wrong. I had the most popular STD known to man!@!

 

[ramboj70]

Massive, I only get the split stream after I have recently blasted a load, maybe after a week you might still have some residual left in there. Anyways you will have to get that fixed because chicks do like to watch guys pee, well they act like they do but the really just want to check out our tallywhackers, give it a little more time and try some plumb juice mixed with ginger root.

no worries massive, all you have to do is punch the bore, get a Q-tip and put it into the eye of the dick, now twist it and at the same time slide it in and out very quickly, ok now and try piss, works pretty damn good dont it, LOL

 

[Massive690]

no worries massive, all you have to do is punch the bore, get a Q-tip and put it into the eye of the dick, now twist it and at the same time slide it in and out very quickly, ok now and try piss, works pretty damn good dont it, LOL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! that hurts rambo. i need to be nice to my dick, he's my best friend

 

[RH81]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! that hurts rambo. i need to be nice to my dick, he's my best friend

Lol,exactly!! Wouldn't want it to go awol on your ass!

 

[thick]

4 sure it is scar tissue from std. now noone will ever luv u. i can shoot 4 streams sometimes

 

[Massive690]

4 sure it is scar tissue from std. now noone will ever luv u. i can shoot 4 streams sometimes

lmao!!!! do you ever get the u-turn one where you piss on your own thigh. amazes me every time

 

[thick]

nope unless iw as wearing jeans and didnt notice it. now that is some major talent to b able to do that

lmao!!!! do you ever get the u-turn one where you piss on your own thigh. amazes me every time