dammit, woke up next to an ugly chick

[Bob Smith]

You can over come being poor, but you cant overcome being ugly.

 

[tcso1506]

That would of been a good candidate for a DONKEY PUNCH. Just ask Ian what a donkey punch is if you dont know

 

[ramboj70]

This coming from a 3 hundred pounder?! Maybe she gets a lot of ass from the brothers, but I just dont see a white guy hittin somethin that large.

LMFAO, very true, massive would tag anything,HAAA HAAA HAAA

 

[Massive690]

LMFAO, very true, massive would tag anything,HAAA HAAA HAAA

like you're any better lmao, some nights u just gotta take what you can get the nice thing about the 300 pounders is you don't have to worry about condoms, you don't even need to stick it in her pussy. just fold a fat roll around your cock and go to town

 

[bigpmp]

like you're any better lmao, some nights u just gotta take what you can get the nice thing about the 300 pounders is you don't have to worry about condoms, you don't even need to stick it in her pussy. just fold a fat roll around your cock and go to town

Damn Bro , you are starting to sound like rambo.

 

[Massive690]

Damn Bro , you are starting to sound like rambo.

crap!!!! that abour thew orst thing you could ever say to anoynre

 

[dolfe1]

like you're any better lmao, some nights u just gotta take what you can get the nice thing about the 300 pounders is you don't have to worry about condoms, you don't even need to stick it in her pussy. just fold a fat roll around your cock and go to town

lol You got no luck, how's the car?

 

[dzl66]

hahaha, i know it is. but im sure it was fun at the time the bad thing is that she lives in my complex, just a few doors down. so now im gonna have to sneak home and be sure to keep my door locked at all times. maybe i can talk one of my friends into telling her i died or something, that should het her off my back

It was fine until you said she lives in your building....

 

[Massive690]

lol You got no luck, how's the car?

hahaha, yeah tell me about it. the car is good, one of my buddys dad has an auto body shop so he fixed everything for 2 grand... still a shitload of money but he saved me about $1,900. thats how i got in this whole mess anyways, i don't wanna drive anywhere anymore so i've just been hanging out with chicks from my complex. it sucks

 

[bigpmp]

hahaha, yeah tell me about it. the car is good, one of my buddys dad has an auto body shop so he fixed everything for 2 grand... still a shitload of money but he saved me about $1,900. thats how i got in this whole mess anyways, i don't wanna drive anywhere anymore so i've just been hanging out with chicks from my complex. it sucks

It does not suck as bad as having a construction worker buy you drinks all night and then try to give you the people's thumb at the end of the night.

 

[Southernjuice]

It does not suck as bad as having a construction worker buy you drinks all night and then try to give you the people's thumb at the end of the night.

What da fuck!!

 

[bigpmp]

What da fuck!!

That's how his car got wrecked. He had a temporary lapse of judgement and turned off the gaydar. Never, Never, Ever turn off the gaydar!

 

[ramboj70]

i could've sworn she was hot when i went to bed....

massive your girl was so kind to give me her picture so i can post it.

 

[ramboj70]

massive your girl was so kind to give me her picture so i can post it.

this one to

 

[thick]

shit rambo they were way fatter than that. She doesnt way as much as massives girlfriends right leg

 

[ramboj70]

shit rambo they were way fatter than that. She doesnt way as much as massives girlfriends right leg

thick did you read the post I did about massive being a transvestite? good now do you remember me posting that pic of that transvestite I was chatting with on AOL, well guess what I found out who it was, its massive and that is the pic i posted

 

[ramboj70]

thick did you read the post I did about massive being a transvestite? good now do you remember me posting that pic of that transvestite I was chatting with on AOL, well guess what I found out who it was, its massive and that is the pic i posted

and if I am not mistaking massive is a black dude, look at the last pic, it all adds up now, I got the truth, massive is a tranny

 

[Massive690]

and if I am not mistaking massive is a black dude, look at the last pic, it all adds up now, I got the truth, massive is a tranny

well im just getting my ass kicked all over the place on here. i might have to quit my job so i can stay home and defend myself

 

[Massive690]

hahaha lmfao, i read it buddy, and i got another one about you brewin up in my head right now.
this chick wasn't that nasty, nice body but the face seemed quite a bit uglier this morning than i remembered from last night. i guess my standards are probably too high, but who can blame me with my all-american boyish good looks and layers of shredded, rippling muscle

AND THE CHICK WASN'T FAT!!!!!!!!

 

[Ian Smith]

I wonder if the same chick has a similar thread on another board titled..."Dammit, woke up next to an ugly guy"..... ;-)